UR then gets blasted by EVWeb with a radiation gun.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Computer_Man shrinks and grows wings. He then flies around EVweb's ears and constantly mutters, "YFIS!YFIS!YFIS!" EVweb then wacks Computer_Man with a fly swatter and Computer_Man decides that he should try to find a fuel rod gun to eliminate EVweb from the bar, after he ordes a nice, cold, drink.
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
UR messes around with genetic mutation and turns EVWeb into a slug, and DE into a pile of salt. UR pours DE on EVWeb. 
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
EVWeb annihilates UR and Computer Man, with a Rebel Fleet. Oh, and UR, you aren't allowed in the bar, remember?
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Computer_Man regenerates one minute before EVweb anhilinates him, and blasts him with a fuel rod gun so he cant kill Computer_Man. History changes and EVweb can't come back in the bar because he is caught in a time loop between himself and himself and himself and himself and himself and himself and him self and him self.....
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
(This message has been edited by Computer_Man (edited 03-09-2004).)
Edit: MY 450TH POST! HALLELUJAH!
(This message has been edited by Computer_Man (edited 03-09-2004).)
EVWeb annihilates time loops, then blows CM to little bits.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb annihilates UR and Computer Man, with a Rebel Fleet. Oh, and UR, you aren't allowed in the bar, remember?
**
UR smacks EVWeb upside the head. If I'm not allowed in the bar, and nobody can leave-how the hell could you be annihilating me? UR smacks him upside the head again. Rewriting the any code of the Boozerama Bar requires administrative powers that only few possess: Ultimate Rebel (me), Luke, and ummm, anybody else who has made a BB topic. UR blows EVWeb into space dust, then pushes him into a wormhole that leads to a room with a moose.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Computer_Man's little bits come together to kill EVweb once more before he is sent in the black hole. Computer_Man joins Forces with Ultimate Rebel.
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
EVWeb decides to leave and get help from EVula, who can wipe you all out.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb decides to leave and get help from EVula, who can wipe you all out.
**
Can, but won't. He's not gonna waste his mod time in the bb.
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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel
Computer_Man takes the opportunity of EVweb talking on the phone to EVula and decides to throw a plasma grenade on EVweb. EVweb explodes and can't respawn because Computer_Man put his scorpion over the respawn spot. HAHAHA!
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
IF CM knew anything about respawn spots, he would know that anything at the respawn spot is destroyed when something respawns. EVWeb renegerates, then blows UR and CM to bits with a plasma rifle. Then activates the GOD MODE cheat on himself.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
DeadBeat starts up a game of Calvinball...
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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
DE presses a button and everyone except DE explodes.
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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
Dash randomly appears at a random place for some unknown random reason, and does some random stuff before randomly making a random comment like: "The only person you can ban from the BB is Maniak, who left on his own. These rules are subject to random change at any random time by any random moderator who may randomly want to randomly exercise these rights for any random purpose they randomly wish." before randomly blowing up fro some unknown random reason in some random place and something else random happens before the universe becomes entirely random and randomly blows up, taking random with it and then Dash's random long post of randomness randomly ends for some unknown random reason randomly thought up by Dash.
Happy random day?
Dash randomly clicks Submit Reply and randomly goes back off into his random history class to randomly work on his random research about thr random War of some random year randomly referred to as 1812. Random...
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Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
(url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/atphome")Atphome(/url)|(url="http://"http://http://prophecyproductions.cjb.net")Prophecy Productions(/url)
walks in to BB. is instantly fragged by everyone in the room.
once jak respawns, he trys again, with the same results.
this continues until everyone is laughing too hard to hit him.
jak then proceeds to rob everyone present.
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No, that is not a flamethrower in my pocket...
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**IF CM knew anything about respawn spots, he would know that anything at the respawn spot is destroyed when something respawns. EVWeb renegerates, then blows UR and CM to bits with a plasma rifle. Then activates the GOD MODE cheat on himself.
**
Gee wouldn't know...never been destroyed, although I have been telefragged before....and enough of CM. Call me "Computer_Man"
Computer_Man pulls out his flame thrower and sends EVweb to the fires of hell...
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
DeadBeat throws a calvinball at Computer Man and jumps behind the invisible wicket so he can't see him.
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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Computer_Man whips out his fungus gun and plauges the Bar with icky, unhealthy fungus.
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Cheers,
Computer_Man
EVWeb calls Computer_Man CM anyway. Then locks CM in the Boozerama Bar acid pit.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
