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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**Destroyer E comes back after a brief power outage from Isabel. DE gets a jetpack while falling out the window and flies back in. Then the jetpack turns into a mace, and Destroyer E enhances his arm to be able to throw the mace at JimBob at a speed of 903985094850 mph, and throws it at him. It nails him in the face and he flies through the bar wall and out over a cliff, where he slows down.

pp, what happened to Aqua 6?

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Cade starts fighting E again because there is no Cresent to do pranks on. Cade brings back Jimbob from the cliff with his private airplane. Then he heals Jimbobs wounds in the face, so he is completely healthy again. He then removes the extended arm of E, so he cant swing the mace again. He throws the mace at E, and he gets very severe wounds in the face.

Yeah, that was what I wonder too. Why did phantompenguin suddenly stop using his new name, Aqua? I thought he would stick with it.

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Guapo jumps in through a nonexistent window and congratulates everyone on 900 posts. Then he jumps back out, never to be seen or heard from again in this topic.

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Thank you Guapo!

Destroyer E recharges and then destroys every recharer in the bar with his Grenade Launcher, except for DEs personal recharger.

DE turns JimBob into a cannon, and Cade into a cannon ball, and fires Cade through the hole JimBob left in the wall. Cade begins to slow down above the cliff.

DE moves JimBob to the unused part of the bar, and DE goes back to reality.
JimBob explodes.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

I'm Mother f***'in back for more carnage!!!!!!!

Tuskawillamac cleverly kills DE by squeezing him down a PVC pipe dicktaped...I ment ductaped to a hollow bamboo stick and his bodily fluids are secreating out into a cleverly cut coffee can bent into a funnel. The funnel is pointed at the cheese milkshake Plexrom bought 2 or 3 weeks ago.

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-22-2003).)

Dash is confused, and slightly disgusted, then grabs a disgruntled postal employee out of his cargo hold, and jumps out the random hole that appeared in the wall next to his table.

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the Penguins are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

UR gives an unsupsecting pp the milkshake when he comes out of the regenerator. pp downs it in one gulp.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

We got Cade, pp, and tuskawillamac ( ;)) back!

UR - I destroyed all the regeneraters!

DE recharges with his private and undestroyed recharer. Then 99 Destroyer Es walk in, and begin to beat up all of DEs enemies.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

What happenned to Aqua, you ask? I missed my old penguin form. I couldn't stand upright as water.

pp, after climbing out of the acid pit, happily takes the milkshake UR hands him.

Absent-mindedly pp chugs it down, just before rushing off to the bathroom.

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**We got Cade, pp, and tuskawillamac (;) ) back!

UR - I destroyed all the regeneraters!

DE recharges with his private and undestroyed recharer. Then 99 Destroyer Es walk in, and begin to beat up all of DEs enemies.

**

There is only one regenerator, and it can never be destroyed. Just like the acid pit.
edit: Wow, only two new posts since I posted last night.

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 09-23-2003).)

yeah, well...I don't know.
The disgruntled postal employee, contrary to popular belief (that Dash took him with him out the window)is sitting at the bar, drinking his arse off. (Coca Cola can be very hazardous in large amounts...
flashback
Dash remembers his pocket rocket pack, and uses it to fly back in the window, thus missing his chair, and flying straight into the acid pit.
(The SPLAT heard earlier was only that of Fubee the Kamikazee Watermelon hitting the ground before him...)
and there's my random thingy for this hour...
Hey, UR.

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

Back in the olden days of the first Boozy Bar, people posted in 2 minute increments. Really, look back. I come back and find out there are 3 posts since yesterday

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Man, I wish I had the initiative to do that...
or the time...
I could do that during class, but noone else on the forum posts often enough to make it worthwhile...
I miss the old bar, it was busier, and a new post could be found almost hourly...
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Dash materializes out of thin air back in his chair
He's glad he's back, and no longer a sack
Of melted him, hanging off the rim
Of the coveted, much-loved acid pit
So what if the last rhyme didn't line...I wasn't really trying...
::grabs Destroyer E's pocket rocket launcher, and blows himself up, casting all his pieces into the acid pit, and the rocket launcher back at Destroyer E's feet::

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

Jimbob thanks Cade, and borrows an M-60 from him. He uses it to bathe Destroyer E in lead for continually messing up his name. He eventually weighs so much that a small part of the floor collapses beneath him, and he falls into a deep pit of despair. Jimbob throws a lit grenade down with him for good measure.

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I like eggrolls. Can anyone teach me how to make them? Seriousily...

Mannayasie Man drops in and sprays Jimbob some MANNAYASie. Tuskawillamac laughs as he drowns in the horrendos stuff!!

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-24-2003).)

(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-24-2003).)

Destroyer E fixes himself and turns to bobjiM. jibomb blows up (like a bomb :D). Then the Dash_Merc gets beat up with the rocket launcher. You touch my stuff, you die!!!

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Dash laughs his arse off at Destroyer E's misuse of words...you are now an eunuch. congrats. I'll ask permission before I borrow stuff again...
Dash is tired, and takes a nap in the acid pit.

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"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
"Better dead, than Confed!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.

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Originally posted by Dash_Merc:
**Dash laughs his arse off at Destroyer E's misuse of words...you are now an eunuch. congrats. I'll ask permission before I borrow stuff again...
Dash is tired, and takes a nap in the acid pit.

**

Dah_Mer: Hah hah!! You're a felon. I got my 2 karma points back!

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-24-2003).)

UMmm :redface:ops: Wazzz da embarassed smily thing. Where are all the smily codes? Not just some like on the page that says where the smily codes are?

(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-24-2003).)

(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 09-24-2003).)

DeadBeat comes back to the bar after a long absence and begins throwing money around.

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Destroyer E looks at the money that DeadBeat is throwing, then DE decides he already has enough money.

The other 99 Destroyer Es that everyone ignored start to beat up Dash.

DE orders a Root Beer.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.