Tuskawillamac mistakes Trogdor for a huge ugly ogre and blast him out into space. Ooooops. Tuskawillamac picks up the biggest ship and throws it down making a trench and kind of totally bashing it. He melts it and strengthens his Polar Bear. He melts the rest for ammo. Tuskawillamac notices an army of the dead, it contains all creatures that were ever alive in it. How will we defeat them? Tuskawillamac makes quick work out of slugs and geckos but is almost trampled by a T-Rex. Tuskawillamac thinks for a while with his Polar Bear on autokill. <Light Bulb> Tuskawillamac takes all the broken, run-down and crashed PCs and downloads into their puny memories how to crash into everything that is the living dead. The PCs push them all into an insanly large spaceship. Tuskawillamac orders a russian smart guy to have the spaceship fly into the infinite space-time continum.
Trogdor regenerates with no daggers and is devoured by a kitty-cat.
Pepsi corp. is soon anihalated by Tuskawillamac's nukes, and milkshake booth asenal. All bar members celebrated the defeat until Tuskawillamac notices a small discolored tile in the floor. He steps on it and a huge passageway hundreds of feet tall opens up in front of him. Tuskawillamac installs his laser cannons to surrond the cave entrance. So the infinite team of mythical creatures is holded back. He leads the war for the great Bar members into the dark abyss...
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