Shade, I wouldn't complain, someone else let you start the next bar topic on the EV:O board. Why does that matter so much anyway?

Payback enters the bar, sits down, orders a Scotch on the Rocks, and scratches his head so long he rips open his skull. His brain falls out, and Payback dies.

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The only reason Rawzer gets up this morning is because his desire for sleep was overcome by his need to take a leak. Then he drinks 15 beers and announces he hasn't had a date in 12 years and wonders why.

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Oy!

Draco runs in and makes a face, then sits down.

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Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

Macavenger notes that the massive wave of senseless violence has probably made this the most interesting BBar since about BBar X, if not farther back. This seems to be a good thing, so he continues the violence by blowing off draco's weird face with a neutron rifle. draco's now exposed skull slumps onto the table and begins steaming.

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Insano looks at Draco's face, then runs in fear. But as he's running out, he does something not done for a very long time. He blows up the bar. He then rebuilds it and waits for everyone to kill him.

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Shade gets his Telepathic focus out,and reduces Insano to a quivering lump of vegetable-intelligence matter.

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But as he's running out, he does something not done for a very long time. He blows up the bar.

Uh... that happened twice in the last page of the last bar.

Luke clones Insano until there's billions of him. Then he kills them all at once.

"Ahhh..." he sighs contentedly. "That's very stress-relieving."

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Spacey walks into the new bar and looks around. He lets out a discusted sigh. "I hope this one's good enough to actually put into my Sig."

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**Spacey walks into the new bar and looks around. He lets out a discusted sigh. "I hope this one's good enough to actually put into my Sig.":p
**

Mac reincarnates himself right behind Spacey and bashes his head in. Mac tells the crumpled form on the floor "Go fix that sig, dammit! It's all screwed up!"

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Shade drops a bowl of trifle on Insano's head.He suffocates to death.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Mac reincarnates himself right behind Spacey and bashes his head in. Mac tells the crumpled form on the floor "Go fix that sig, dammit! It's all screwed up!"

**

Spacey doesn't hear him, since he's dead. Spacey reincarnates himself for the first time in Spacey History! Spacey then pulls out his Neutron Blaster and shoots a hole through Mac! Mac looks down and sees the hole, then looks at Spacey. Mac then falls to the ground.
"Nothing's wrong with it."

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Spacey doesn't hear him, since he's dead.:D Spacey reincarnates himself for the first time in Spacey History! Spacey then pulls out his Neutron Blaster and shoots a hole through Mac! Mac looks down and sees the hole, then looks at Spacey. Mac then falls to the ground.

Mac quickly picks himself up off the ground, since that was just a ruse to draw Spacey off. He kicks the Pistol out of Spacey's hand. It drops neatly into his, and Spacey suddenly discovers that it's hard to breathe without a windpipe, or for that matter a neck.

Mac staggers back to the first aid station to see about getting the hole in his side fixed.

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EV/feind walks into this bar, scared out of his wits to see brains all over the place, and sits in a corner, fingering some device. (but you don't know that OK!)

(tell me if I'm not soposed to be here)

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You're supposed to be here! Althought I would advice to to advice watch your back or some one may stab you, shoot you or poke you in the eye with something sharp. And don't worry miss spelling is part of the fun.

Welcome to the boards!

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Shade then rematerialises inside his Skraine Tempest,and reduces UR to a smudge on the horizon with a hail of Plasma Blaster bolts.

**

UR gets reincarnated and destroys Shade with a few guided missiles.
"Now, stay dead!" UR walks off and orders a beer.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Mac quickly picks himself up off the ground, since that was just a ruse to draw Spacey off. He kicks the Pistol out of Spacey's hand. It drops neatly into his, and Spacey suddenly discovers that it's hard to breathe without a windpipe, or for that matter a neck.;)

Mac staggers back to the first aid station to see about getting the hole in his side fixed.

**

The Neutron Blaster is not a pistol, but a rifle the size of a 6-foot tall man. If I were using my pistols, I'd say My Twin Netron Pistols. Kay?

Spacey follows Mac, unnoticed, into the med room. Spacey is steamed that Mac still has his beloved Neutron Blaster. As the nurse is checking out Mac, Spacey jumps out from behind the opened door with his Twin Neutron Pistols drawn! Spacey jumps (like in Matrix) and shoots Mac 10 times from each gun. Spacey then grabs his Blaster and books it out of the Bar with his guns. He then hops into his Rebel Dreadnaught and blasts off... hoping to see Mac's Corvette behind, following.

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Spacey follows Mac, unnoticed, into the med room. Spacey is steamed that Mac still has his beloved Neutron Blaster. As the nurse is checking out Mac, Spacey jumps out from behind the opened door with his Twin Neutron Pistols drawn! Spacey jumps (like in Matrix) and shoots Mac 10 times from each gun. Spacey then grabs his Blaster and books it out of the Bar with his guns. He then hops into his Rebel Dreadnaught and blasts off... hoping to see Mac's Corvette behind, following.

Mac lives since he's already at the nurse's office, and does order his Corvette to pursue. Just as Spacey is about to turn around though, Mac pulls a Nova. Six Rebel Dragons appear from hyperspace directly in front of Spacey's Dreadnought, and blow it out of space so quickly that Spacey never really new what hit him.

Mac, lying on the bed while the nurse is patching him up, clicks off the view monitor over his head as the Dragons hyper out. "Pity," he mutters, "that the new AI is so good. It would have been nice if he'd lasted long enough to at least get a nice look of terror on his face before the ship blew."

Mac's Corvette lands, and the 055 brigade from the crew comes down to the infirmiary to protect him from any retaliation.

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(1) Corvette's must be piloted and have a Captain aboard. (All ships do)
(2) This is EV, not EVN.
(3) I don't read up on Nova, too long. I'm just gonna read the intro, that's all.

So... don't let it happen again. Grrrrr!

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Has anyone ever heard of the "Tropicana Speech?" Well, anyway, I won in my class and I get to represent team 7 in the school speak off! Go me....

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Shade's body fades into a mess of green wireframes before vanishing he reapears inside the computers of his new Proximan Union Hunter-Killer Corvette.
The Corvette hunts down UR and destroys him.The last thing UR sees is the blue glow of a Hyper-Phased Quantum Beam

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