Helpful tip #02554
What you need is a primative device known as a pen and a paper to set out your ideas when you think of them. In this age of keyboards it may be difficult to locate one of these, but the local museum should have one..., or you could use a personal organiser.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
**Helpful tip #02554
What you need is a primative device known as a pen and a paper to set out your ideas when you think of them. In this age of keyboards it may be difficult to locate one of these, but the local museum should have one..., or you could use a personal organiser.
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True, the local museum does have a set of these rare artifacts. But they have no idea how they were made, and are unwilling to let me obtain their set. Or even get within 10 meters of it for that matter.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Simpletext works well for keeping notes of your ideas, and you can use it as a checklist when you go to post.
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
Fixes up a bailey's and coffee in a three-foot steel drum augmented with repulsors so it's easier to lift. All right, Sarg. Anything for an old friend. As per your request, this thing is 50% caffeine and 50% alcohol. Enjoy. Oh, and try not to let any baseline humans drink it, or they'll have very fast, hyperactive deaths. Also, don't spill any. Might eat a hole in the bar.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"Yes, and that would ruin the antigravity system, and then my drink would float out of my glass. So don't."
Proceeds to try and think something up for the RPG, fails and goes back to sipping his RootBeerySodaŠ.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Um, glass of fizzy water and a small bag of D'SaagroŽŠ nuts when you're ready please barkeep.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
No problem, Anic. Places plate of nuts on the bar. Now then, how fizzy would you like that water?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"Remember to spike the punch" Skyfox says after re-docking his spacecraft.
Proceeds to look for something apropriate to preform the operation, while mumbling something about how boring college visits are.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Degree of fizziness...?
Hmmm, to fizz or not to fizz, that is the question.
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of vapid water
or to take up pressurisation against it, and by opposing refresh it...
Um One point Six bubbles per cubic millimetre per second please, CO2 based, difused gradually throughout the upper nine tenths of the medium from ten per cent through to ninety nine, at a pressre of nine standard atmospheres and served at a temperature of 276K please. Grade two Ishman cubic bubbles mind, not those human oblate spheroids that seem to be all the range these days...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
One number 5 coming up.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Places the number 5 on the counter and notices that the bar has become encrusted with space barnacles from inactivity. Hey! Anyone want to help me take off barnacles? We can fry 'em up in back and serve them with the drinks.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"Sure," Skyfox pulles out a "muffen" of C12 plastic explosive. And squishes it onto the counter. Skyfox then pulles out a small detonator and sticks the wires into the explosive. Everyone ducks for cover, and just in time as the massive explosion rocks the entire station. "Well, now those barnicles are all over, but at least they are lose enough to pick up." Skyfox picks up one from the floor, and drops it into his drink, which has suprizingly, stayed upright.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
LCA wipes the remains of the Number 5 from the counter.
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
**LCA wipes the remains of the Number 5 from the counter.
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
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I've heard that they use giant cockroach traps that fling the bugs back out into space. But then, i've never acutaly seen one of these things.
*Cockroach scurries past
snap!!
(A little tiny cockroach scream, slowly fades out) Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"SQUEAK" said the Death of Rats as it escorted the essence of the Cockroach on to the next level...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Guest182 saunters into the bar.
"I'll have... I'll have... let's see... Just give me the 'ale du jour.'"
He takes a seat. The moment his weight rested on the chair, a loud crack was heard.
"What was that?" Then he felt a small lump under him. "Aahhhh! I squished a space cockroach!" A greenish secretion oozed on his pants. The ooze slowly ate through his pants. "Aaah! I'm disintegrating!"
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They say America stands for freedom, but if you're thinkin free, try walking into a deli, and urinating on the cheese!
Hmm, nervous type aren't you!
Hands 182 a roach extinguisher.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
**Hmm, nervous type aren't you!
Hands 182 a roach extinguisher.
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Gota be carefull with that stuff, once I handed 3 cans of it to a obish. Heh, he didn't know what it was, swollowed it whole and swelled up like a ballon for the next three weeks.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Suddenly an Obish soldier walks into the bar. "So it was you ya ******* . Well we'll see how ya manage after you're fed some AudMelt Juice. And ya thought swelling up was bad..."
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Oh i'm not addicted, it's a hobby
Cannot join #real-life(you are banned)
Looks from one part of bar to another, trying to decipher the various goings-on. CONFUSION!!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
