The ghost is hunting for the mice, yellow is slacking off...
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Yellow isn't slacking off, there just haven't been that many ghosts in the Pub yet.
<evil grin>
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
Yet? spazzy wonders where the ghost will come from. Not really caring he takes a sip from from his undrainable supply of Barq's
and looks for some darts to throw through the ghost to amuse himself....
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Instead, Da Ghost takes control of Spazzybob's body and uses it as bait for the upcoming "Catch a 500lb catfish!" Contest sponsered weekly at the Dernath Merchant. After Da Ghost wins the contest, he give's SpazzyBob control of his body again. /evil snicker
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
yeah, i think not
Spazz shoots the priest with tequila filled anitectoplasm bullets.
upon shooting these into da priest's ghost, the priest is da priest once more and falls into to the firplace and begins gently smoldering
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priest is so glad to be alive again, he doesn't even notice he's on fire, for the first couple of days that is!
"YEOW!" He cried when he finally stoped partying long enough to notice.
He jumped into the pool, but forgot to take off his armor, and he drowned.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Somehow, Da Priest walked out of the time portal, then everyone remembered the hole in the pool that led to the EV:Nova universe. He was decked out in futuristic clothing, and suantered up to the bar, where Sidatious gave him a Barq.
OOC: I vow to not let this thread die, it is way too cool and hilarious. But I need HELP! I don't know why you aren't posting, but you need to start again. Read portions of the bar in the old days, it is hilarious!! You have to keep this thread alive, for the sake of my sanity!
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
The evil SuperNova walks in, declares sanity illegal and leaves after spraying the bar with a chemical WMD.
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**The evil SuperNova walks in, declares sanity illegal and leaves after spraying the bar with a chemical WMD.
**
little does SuperNova know, but his declaration has been rendered moot by the sanity clause, a little know legal glitch governing that which is, elusive WMDs notwithstanding...
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"That which does not kill me makes me stronger." - Nietzsche
Rawzer begins preparations for a party.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
YAY!! PARTY!! midget2 does a happy dance, but quickly sits down when she notices people staring at her.
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"The Swiss have an interesting army. 500 years w/out a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss ARmy knife they have to fight with? not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers..'Come on, buddy, let's go! you get past me, the guy in back of me, HE'S GOT A SPOON! Back Off! I've got the toe clippers rite here!'
--thank you so much Jerry Seinfeld!--
YAY a party! Da Priest jumps about the room, happy that people are once again posting in his favorite bar!
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Raistlin reaches into his robes, and pulls out a Groucho mask and a boiling pot of tea in the shape of a sleeping cat. He gives the ot a very strange look and returns it to his robes, then wears the mask.
'There is no sanity clause!!'
He removes the mask, and orders yet another beer.
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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
Meet my little Plush friend. He's small, cuddly, and he'll eat your face after he rips it off. - Necro
Da Preist continues dancing around, eventually coming to his senses and deciding to help Rawzer with the party preperations.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Da Priest continues helping Rawzer with the party preperations...and drinking Barqs handed to him by Sidatious. (I paid him a ton of gp to keep 'em coming!)
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Oops, party's over. It happened the day after preparations started. I just forgot to tell anyone.
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Nova + 50 years = (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/aftermath/")Aftermath(/url).
Quote
Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**'There is no sanity clause!!'
**
There is, but it is contained in a heavily bureaucratic and convoluted archival building, it won't apply to you once you get it. This is actually a reference to (url="http://"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0072901/")an animated movie(/url) that I once saw
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(url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/SuperNova/")The absence of the word "blog" in spell check makes the entire blog movement meaningless.(/url)
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
(This message has been edited by SuperNova (edited 08-21-2004).)
Spazzybob the philosopher does a happy dance too! Mostly cause his older brother is in the process of being shipped off to Berglum's Technical institute (yay Virginia tech!) and is leaving his macintosh at home > 
I have now been upgraded from a special additional dv imac witha crappy screen to an eMac with a kickass screen and twice the speed. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right anyway...
....
what was I saying???
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Life would be easier if I had the source code; He who knows nothing, doubts nothing -Confucious : check it out (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29(/url) and the other toons on this page (url="http://"http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons")www.weebls-stuff.com/toons(/url) ; ah yes, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if I pulled out all it's teeth?
glomps Midget2
Da Priest feels sad for missing the party of the century.
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"You don't want to sell me deathsticks"
"I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!"
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
