former number +1: You don't dare to visit petshops since you are afraid that the parrats will steal some of your money.
former number +2: You got rid of the parrot-phobia when you registred.
former number +3: You belive Hektor is a female name.
former number +4: You buy a book about EVOlution and think its a hint book.
former number +5: You actually think its possible to reach another planet-system in one jump.
former number +6: You didn't saw any of the goals in the Sweden-USA hockey game yesterday since you were to buzy destroying the rock. (true, at least for me)
former number +7: You enter a drugstore and ask what the charge for a ton of medical supplies.

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Segla i medvind

These are the numbers that describe me.

Shayborgs: 33) When you see a computer, you have to go look for new topics on the web board.

LoneVoinian: 64/92/113

Carnos 103

ASC: #2240597

#2240598

#2240602 You refer to stupid people as voinians.

Arada Pilot: 189. You write multiple English papers about Override.

Those are all that apply to me. You should know a little more about me now.....

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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"

Remeber this topic?

A month or two ago I re-discovered this old topic. I put in into Word, got it numbered correctly and sent it to the EVO Chronicles section, so it should be out "soon." (As in a few months.)

Also, if anyone wants to keep posting stuff, there have been 232 "signs" so far.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
Also, if anyone wants to keep posting stuff, there have been 232 "signs" so far.

233. You name your daughter Hector.

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234. You go to church and ask the preist to read from chapter 23 paragraph 3 from the EVO bible.
235. You think the hottest chick around is Anna Bashalov

I have aslo taken every single damn one of these stupid reasons and put them in a AppleWorks document i shall submit the document to the EVO dwnloads section and see if they will let me submit it

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236 You wonder why it takes 3 days too get to the moon when your shuttle can do it in 2 secs

237 You are planning to build your own wooden emalgha fighter

238 If you get robbed you instantly thinks that you should have registrated

239 You have nightmares about the voinians

240 You wonder where you can get an mass expansion for your room

241 Your going to invent an calender there the year 0 is the day that ambrosia realesed EV

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(This message has been edited by Desert-Rat (edited 10-26-2001).)

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201. You spend hours outside at night looking through a pair of binoculars waiting to see UE fighters fly overhead.

242. After spending hours outside at night looking through a pair of binoculars waiting to see UE fighters fly overhead, you finally spot some.

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
**Remeber this topic?

A month or two ago I re-discovered this old topic. I put in into Word, got it numbered correctly and sent it to the EVO Chronicles section, so it should be out "soon." (As in a few months.)

Also, if anyone wants to keep posting stuff, there have been 232 "signs" so far.

God bless,

UE Patriot
**

Yes yes yes, I love this topic! I can't wait to see what the rest of you guys add ...

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(243) You illustrate an epic Zidagar vs. Adzgari battle on your term paper and hope to get extra points.
(244) You plan out battle plans and tactics ALL THE TIME.
(245) You try to find an issue of consumer reports that shows which ships and outfits are the best buys.
(246) You watch star trek sometimes and keep wondering why stuff keep going offline when your EVO ship is still going strong at 10% armor.
(247) You are constantly awaiting bounty hunters going after you.

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A simple provision of a Lazira with dospect armor and I am ready to lock and load!

248. When your cable modem (or modem) stops working, you hit it and say, "I knew I should have refueled!"

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Do not click (url="http://"http://www.funpages.com/haha.htm")here(/url). Remember, I warned you!

249. You blame the morning fog on the Proxima Nebula. "Darn short-range scanners!"

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

250. You ask for a Zidara instead of a car.

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Formerly known as
Rima.

Woohoo! 250!

251. When you are playing Diablo II and your mouse highlights a monster, you instinctively press the space bar.

252. You make frequent references to 'the time I blew up the dreadnought' in your dinner conversations.

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(253) When riding in a friends brand new car you say "my arada kicks the **** out of this"

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Merry Christmas! (I know that December 25 has passed, but the Christmas season does not end until the Epiphany on January 6!)

So, as a belated Christmas present, I'm giving you this old topic.

Alos, I would suggest that once this topic reaches the 200 or so posts that the mods say no topic must surpass, it should be placed on the "Best of EV posts" section of the webboard.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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Christus natus est in Bethlehem.

Hahahaha! This is hilarious!

(254) You try to get your local policemen to develop a Miranu Gunship

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255)You never worry about recks, your ship always goes over the other ships.

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
**So, as a belated Christmas present, I'm giving you this old topic.
**

You seem to derive some odd pleasure from reviving this topic every couple of months, don't you? Oh well, if it had been a more boring topic, I would have complained ...

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256. When you get a little low on cash, you consider going to Afganistan and demanding tribute.

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I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

257. You go into bar and try to hire escorts.

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