Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • 378:after you hit a mailbox with your brand new car you think "eeh it will just regenerate in a few seconds"
      379:said car is dark green.... and you welded 4 metal wings to it
      380:when watching Star Wars you see the death star and think "they needed 30 ships? i could do it on my own"
      381:when watching Star Wars you see a star destroyer and think "HEY THEY STOLE THAT FROM THE VOINIANS"
      382:for your friends birthday you give them a copy of your pilot file

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      i am the master of all nachos 😄

      (This message has been edited by papanachos (edited 03-08-2004).)

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      Originally posted by papanachos:
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      382:for your friends birthday you give them a copy of your pilot file

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      Or a link to Flatty's (url="http://"http://pftn.evula.net/")Pilot File Trade Network(/url).
      Voinians... 😉

      (edit)err...url not urk, starting to write in orcish now(/edit)

      (This message has been edited by Opalius (edited 03-08-2004).)

    • 383. You have submitted at least 2 Pilots to the (url="http://"http://pftn.evula.net/")Pilot File Trade Network(/url) with extraordinary achivements.

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      Insanity has its advantages

    • Now we've without any doubt determined that you reader is an EVO fanatic and has actually played too much of it, you need to stop playing for a while, (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/Ambrosia_Times/July_97/4.4Kudos.html")or else...(/url)

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      The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$.
      The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
      The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
      There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard.

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      Originally posted by Zacha Pedro:
      **Now we've without any doubt determined that you reader is an EVO fanatic and has actually played too much of it, you need to stop playing for a while, or else...

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      Whoo hoo hoo. I played for like five hours streight once, by the time that was up my head was hurting and I was half asleep. I never did that agian. Instead I played six hours with a five minuete break between each hour. That worked better.

      384-you do (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/Ambrosia_Times/July_97/4.4Kudos.html")what was in Zacha Pedro's link.(/url)

      385-you are building a scoutship in your back yard so you can go find the miranu.
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      Cmon people, the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")Chronicles(/url) are worth looking at.

      (This message has been edited by Captain Phillips (edited 03-12-2004).)

    • 386. You swear you heard your cat say "Miranu".

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      Originally posted by Captain Phillips:
      Whoo hoo hoo. I played for like five hours streight once, by the time that was up my head was hurting and I was half asleep. I never did that agian. Instead I played six hours with a five minuete break between each hour. That worked better.

      Only 6 hours? Hmm... Maybe I do play the game too much... I usually play from the moment i wake up to about 2 or 3 hours past the bedtime i set for myself...

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      Insanity has its advantages

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      Out of all of your hentai collections, the only thing related to EVO is a poster hanging on your wall depicting Anna Balashova wearing an Igazra strap-on.

      Do you have one?

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      "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
      -Bill Watterson
      (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

    • 387. You repeat repeated jokes from "You know you're an EV fanatic When..."
      388. Your Ambrosia Web-board psudonym is "McPherson,Mirava,Crecent,UE Patriot,Captain Hector, TheDiscoBison, UE Admiral, Borb, Lonevoinian, Azdara, Azdagari Commander, ach Pedro..."

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      I am the everpresent guest-The one who may never leave. Til death do I part with these forums. I am the vIsitor

      (This message has been edited by ~vIsitor~ (edited 03-18-2004).)

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      Originally posted by ~vIsitor~:
      **113. You repeat repeated jokes from "You know you're an EV fanatic When..."
      114. Your Ambrosia Web-board psudonym is "McPherson,Mirava,Crecent,UE Patriot,Captain Hector, TheDiscoBison, UE Admiral, Borb, Lonevoinian, Azdara, Azdagari Commander..."

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      YOU FORGOT ME, *** ****** *******!
      And please respect the numbering.

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      The (url="http://"https://secure.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/store/hazel.cgi?action=serve&item;=breakdown.html&BREAKDOWN;_SKUID=1480")Ambrosia Mac CD(/url) with other registrations - 5$. Paying for (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/")EV Nova(/url) as it's such a great game - 30$.
      The (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/evn/tshirts.html")1337 EV Nova T-shirt(/url) - 22$. The (url="http://"http://w00tware.ev-nova.net/")NovaTools(/url) by wOOtWare to tinker with your Nova - FREE!
      The feeling you're a Nova geek - priceless.
      There are things you can't buy or that are free, for everything else, there's indeed Eurocard Mastercard.

    • 389. You are waiting for the travel version to come out.
      390. You sign all your Christmas cards by your pilot name.
      391. You wonder why Matt Burch never calls.
      392. You are standing quietly in line at the store and suddenly you laugh maniacally, remembering your favorite combat mission.

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      Originally posted by wondergirl:
      **390. You sign all your Christmas cards by your pilot name.
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      391-I actually signed all my christmas tags <PN>, confused the recipitents to no end.

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      Cmon people, the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")Chronicles(/url) are worth looking at.

    • 392. You get irritated when Azdgari is spelled wrong.
      393. When a friend is having a bad day, you encourage them by saying you understand, after all, you are a Galactic Scourge at the Council Station.
      394. You wish the steering wheel of your car is a key board.
      395. You wish you could use ResEdit on your hair.
      396. You tell your friends you are saving up for an Lazira.
      396. You've played Nova (and liked it), but decided to go back to EVO and play all the plugins, good or bad.....
      397. You've played Nova (and liked it, really!) but start spending a lot of time here.

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      Originally posted by wondergirl:
      **392. You get irritated when Azdgari is spelled wrong.
      393. When a friend is having a bad day, you encourage them by saying you understand, after all, you are a Galactic Scourge at the Council Station.
      394. You wish the steering wheel of your car is a key board.
      395. You wish you could use ResEdit on your hair.
      396. You tell your friends you are saving up for an Lazira.
      396. You've played Nova (and liked it), but decided to go back to EVO and play all the plugins, good or bad.....
      397. You've played Nova (and liked it, really!) but start spending a lot of time here.

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      YES!! Every one of those has happened to me! (I was saving up for a shuttle though)

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      Insanity has its advantages
      "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
      Sorry -REDCHIGH-, It just fit so well.

    • 398. you spend 4 hours downloading a demo of nova because it's the only game for windows.

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      I've captured a Voinian Dreadnaught in an Igadzara and a raven in the EVN non-registered, what have you done?

    • *399. You sit and watch Nova download for 8 hours and 28 minutes expecting EVN to be as as much better than EVO as EVO was than EV.

      *s indicate it happed to me.

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      Insanity has its advantages
      "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
      Sorry -REDCHIGH-, It just fit so well.

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      Originally posted by wondergirl:
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      395. You wish you could use ResEdit on your hair.

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      If only.....

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      Fat people are hard to kidnap.

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      Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
      ***399. You sit and watch Nova download for 8 hours and 28 minutes expecting EVN to be as as much better than EVO as EVO was than EV.

      *s indicate it happed to me.

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      It happened to me too, yore not alone.

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      Cmon people, the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")Chronicles(/url) are worth looking at.

    • 400. You sob uncrontrollably when your favorite escort blows up trying to protect you.

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      Originally posted by wondergirl:
      **400. You sob uncrontrollably when your favorite escort blows up trying to protect you.

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      Please do call on (url=http://marvelanthology.tripod.com/wonderman/wonderman.jpg)Wonderman(/ur) next time, as we can't bear to hear on womanized sobbing around here 😉

      (edit)note to self, url, not ur stupid(/edit) duh

      (This message has been edited by Opalius (edited 04-22-2004).)