"Well..." Esponer calls from outside. "I thought maybe you should answer Corey's question first? You know, choosing..."
Without much doubt of who she'll "pick", Esponer idly walks off, and strangles one of the butlers on the way.
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Word.
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**What'll you give me?
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Erm...err...I'll stop bothering you? Nah, she's already seen it...and I ~so~ love bothering you all now and then. Just please note that I really do like Jess, and sometimes you can be a bit...well...in real life, it would be a matter of what shade of black your eye was, let me put it that way.
As for whether Jess likes me...I can't answer for her, can I?
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Word.
Payback wanders into the mansion after a physics-project-that-everyone-else-in-my-group-is-too-stupid-and-too-lazy-to-do-forced hiatus. Sipping a glass of champagne he grabbed from a passing butler, he says, "You know, the only thing I don't enjoy about this place is that it seems to have the same last name as a Digimon character." And shudders.
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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,
--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation
The Manifold shudders too.Uhh,anime.It sucks.
Angel then grabs Esponer's hand and takes him outside,to where the Voinian fleet is having a party and getting high on Crass Worms.
The Voiniand don't shoot Angel,because she's angelic,but they do kill Esponer,because in Voinian Esponer means "Ugly-As-Hell".
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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**Erm...err...I'll stop bothering you? Nah, she's already seen it...and I ~so~ love bothering you all now and then. Just please note that I really do like Jess, and sometimes you can be a bit...well...in real life, it would be a matter of what shade of black your eye was, let me put it that way.
As for whether Jess likes me...I can't answer for her, can I?
**
Sorry...I don't have anything against you personally. If I knew Jess in real life and if I found her attractive (both are VERY big ifs at this point), your eye would be just as dark. No hard feelings eh? Corey only exists on the internet, and very sparsely at that. Since you chat with her on AIM and I don't as of yet, you've got a one-up on me as it is.
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Originally posted by Payback37:
**Payback wanders into the mansion after a physics-project-that-everyone-else-in-my-group-is-too-stupid-and-too-lazy-to-do-forced hiatus. Sipping a glass of champagne he grabbed from a passing butler, he says, "You know, the only thing I don't enjoy about this place is that it seems to have the same last name as a Digimon character." And shudders.
**
Now, now, Ken doesn't live here, does he? I rippped it off of him and stole his name. 
It fits well with Corey, no? And it's a darn sight better than the name of the person behind Corey. :mad: :eek: Which is the driving force behind the pseudonym, actually...
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A Miranu trader walks into the bar.
"Hello. I'm an anonymous Miranu trader," he says.
The Miranu trader sets the mansion on fire.
"Oops!"
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Please don't write out of the space.
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"Anonymous Miranu Trader now Burning Miranu Trader," says I394 as he throughs Luke into the blase he set. "Ah, that bath felt good, if only the butlers would stop bothering me about the mess in the bathroom." I394 finds Shade's manifolds very confusing and therefore eliminates their existance from his brain to reduce his mental confusion. "It's much easier when I only comprehend one of you," he says.
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Originally posted by SilverDragon AKA Esponer AKA Paladin AKA Simon:
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Finding his way into the sleeping chambers , (With deep vibrations and muffled screaming, no doubt. not bad screams though) Esponer calmly knocks. "Excuse me, anyone there? I'm looking for a heartless little bitch, about 5'6" and not very attractive (dont know about that), with a major attitude problem. Also, a 47 year old Japanese pervert with a reproductive organ that was originally intended by God to go on a frog."
**
Ouch.
Dont you like my edited version better?
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"I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
One of the Manifold(FireCat,the over-ambitious,take-over-the-Galaxy one)takes REDchigh aside for a little chat on correct social behavior.
"REDchigh,Corey and Jess are currently practicing their teamworking skills,shall we say? in the spa.
Under these circumstances it is not polite to interrupt them."
The other four Facets then teach I394 a lesson in why thinking of the Manifold as one personality is a bad idea;
Shade Prime takes I394's left arm,Angel takes I394's right arm,Storm takes I394's left leg,and Leo takes I394's right leg.
The four Facets proceed to pull at I394 in opposing directions,until his arms and legs are ripped off.
The butlers then discreetly move I394 to the kitchen gabage skip,and scrub away the blood.
Following that there is a knock at the door;a pair of short Emalgha dressed in Stellar Corp green-and-grey uniforms arrive,bowed down by the weight of a chocolate cake larger than they are.
Written on the top of the cake in pure white chocolate is the message "Happy 1001st post Shade Manifold".
The Emalgha offload the immense cake onto the largest table in the mansion- the cake has it's own 2-meter diameter tray- and depart,once Shade Prime has paid them.
Angel then goes through the mansion inviting everyone to have a slice of chocolate cake.
Except Corey and Jess,of course,because they are practising their teamworking skills in the spa.
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Cap'n Redeye arrives with a UE Fleet. Coming down in his shuttle, he spots Corey and Jess having fun in the spa. Once he arrives, he has a piece of chocolate cake.
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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"
Deciding that it's probably time to give up, Esponer goes back down to the bar to leave Corey and Jess Ichijouji to their unadulterated fun, managing not to kill any more of the butlers, and keeping in his sadness well.
Once down at the bar, he orders a glass of wine from one of the butlers, and approaches Shade.
"You DO realise I was the first person to use multiple characters, don't you? Both with the hordes of Esponers briefly, and the purely insane Spectres," Esponer says idly, wondering which person he's talking to.
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Word.
Shayborg enters the bar and starts to sing. "Spam, spam, glorious spam!" Finally, one of the butlers notices and ushers him out, but not before everyone else realizes all this topic does is pad post count. 
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Word.
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 12-03-2001).)
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Originally posted by Shade:
**One of the Manifold(FireCat,the over-ambitious,take-over-the-Galaxy one)takes REDchigh aside for a little chat on correct social behavior.
"REDchigh,Corey and Jess are currently practicing their teamworking skills,shall we say? in the spa.
Under these circumstances it is not polite to interrupt them."
**
Many employers say that teamworking skills are the most important consideration when interveiwing for a job
Especially in, uh, high tension situations
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You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
Can you play the bongoes?
Cap'n Redeye leans back in his chair in the living room of the mansion, savoring his chocolate cake. He then requests that one of the butlers get him some Root Beer. Later, he watches the Shade Manifold go through the house after getting his Root Beer, and laughs as the Evil one of them destroys most of the furniture. The others then hold him back, and Cap'n Redeye donates the most lush, comfortable furniture in the Universe to Corey and Jess from his Fleet. After that, he announces (albeit a little early), "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Cap'n Redeye then goes to a guest room to get some sleep, as he is VERY tired.
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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"
What precisely is the Shade Manifold? I don't think I've seen it before.
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Asriel walks into the Ichijouji mansion, accompanied by his ShadowKat Astok. Astok goes over and says hi to the Shade Manifold.
"Butler?" Asriel calls. "I'll have some spice liquor. Make it quick!" As Asriel removes his shades, it is noticed that his eyes are completely blue.
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"Life's a bitch, but she's my bitch." -- Phoenix
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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**Deciding that it's probably time to give up, Esponer goes back down to the bar to leave Corey and Jess Ichijouji to their unadulterated fun, managing not to kill any more of the butlers, and keeping in his sadness well.
Once down at the bar, he orders a glass of wine from one of the butlers, and approaches Shade.
"You DO realise I was the first person to use multiple characters, don't you? Both with the hordes of Esponers briefly, and the purely insane Spectres," Esponer says idly, wondering which person he's talking to.
**
Oh come now don't give up! I was just about to join in in all this fun!
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All right Overrider... for the pleasure of SD, Esponer, Espy, and Extra-Sensorial patanta Å• gosse....
Admiral Nelson comes in the mansion with his fellows Amiral Nelson and Admiralo Nessuno.
The three of then ask the buttler for a bottle of Chianti for the third one, a bottle of water Evian for the second one and a bottle of Canadian for the first one.
As they wait, they ask Capn'Red Eye if there are beautiful girls upstaires, besides Jess.
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Salutations Å• la vie
(This message has been edited by Admiral Nelson (edited 12-03-2001).)
Cap'n Redeye;problem there.
FireKat may be ambitious,but We would never go about destroying furniture.
Esponer;didn't know that.You are talking to Storm.
Asriel; I,I,I,I,I am the Shade Manifold,the physical embodiment of Our five Facet personalities.
I,I,I,I,I are composed of the following Facets;
Angel,the nice one.
Storm,the intelligent one.
Leo,the one with style.
FireKat,the ambitious one.
Shade Prime,the creative one.
The Shade you knew was merely the merging of Our Facets;now, I,I,I,I,I have revealed Our true and Manifold nature.
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Gotta love them multifaceted beings.
Corey takes a brief moment to check on the guests downstairs, then resumes his...ahh, teamworking. 
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