Hmmmmm i dont like been shot in the hed, and how come you are shoting all the pelpol with As at the begening of there name hmmmmmm? she palls out a nutrun canon and kills spindler or what ever your name is (she does not care if she spesls it worng)and orders a voninon brandy(now minrele wharter!).
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Why?
A Red and orange CW Docks at the station, and a man steps out, and enters the bar. He has a scar above his ear, and an intimidating Neutron Rifle slung over his shoulder, not to mention various weopons on his belt. He doesn't need weopons, he abviously has a high muscle mass. He steps up up to the bar, "Hey babe, how about a strong drink" the man flips a couple credits on the corner. Then he collapses on the floor, and a 20 year old appears at the doorway, Neutron rifle with silencer in hand. "Sorry i had to interrupt you nice people, this guy scratched the paint on my Voinian fighter. My names RedChigh, and I kind of need a drink...." Redchigh places a few credits on the counter, drags the criminal away, and comes back with the huge rifle. Jess passes him a drink "Sorry i had to interrupt you people, hmm you're cute... you single?"
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Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional. We cannot avoid pain, but we can avoid joy.
--- Tim Hansel
Suddenly Hero music starts to play and The Walrus Waddles in shooting from his relly stupid pistol kills everyone he sees says "I relly need a new gun re-encarnates everyone he killed and orders everyone Walrus Pee to drink. "Its on me" he says sits down and falls asleep.
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I am the egg-man,
I am the Egg-man,
I am the Walrus,(koo-koo-ka-choo)
The Walrus wakes up asks for some water and walrus pee.(minus the water). Walrus then lights his drink, burns a hole in the wall and throws his burning liquid at a passing Cruser, it blows up, he reterns to his seat and falls asleep again.
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I am the egg-man,
I am the Egg-man,
I am the Walrus,(koo-koo-ka-choo)
"Red.........not single. Got it? Ok......."
He blasts Walrus for being an annoying fly who can't be quite, and then buys him a drink to make him feel better.
"What a wonderful life."
He smiles charmingly at everyone for the fun of it, and then pulls out his rail gun.
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-Imperial Phoenix
The most irresponsible man in space.
A noisy racket is heard from outside the bar. Just afterwards, two men come in, one looking somewhat mad, the other looking guilty.
"But make Joey do it! I did it last time boss!" The guilty-looking guy says to "boss"
"Just do it you idiot! What is so hard about guarding a ship for a few hours? Jeez, never have I seen such a lazy crew! You better be REAL happy I'm doin' this." says "boss"
The second man runs out of the bar, while the other man, covered in black phase-armor and a black cape, with black sunglasses walks up to the bar, one hand on his phase pistol, the other on his wallet. He notes the overwhelming amount of blood and bodies and heads thrown about the bar, making a face of disgust as he looks at the scene.
"I'll take a Saalian Brandy, Bartend." The man gets his drink, and sits down at a corner table, and pulls out a folder with some papers in it. "I'll ask nicely only once, I do not wish to be disturbed. Oh, and if you don't mind, dont blow my head off either. Thanks! For those of you who do not know me, I am Stud Beefpile, captain of the famous Arada A.E.S. Firebird, and the famous Crescent Fighter Icewind Falcon." Stud Beefpile begins to review his documents, and sips his drink in peace. The crowd in the bar stares at him for a few minutes, and then returns to decapitating one another.
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- Captain Stud Beefpile
- UE Naval 238th Squadron
- Crew of One Challenger
- Member of the Zacha Renegade Elimination Corporation
Right lets face it we are being over taken bby inferior BARS!!!
SPACE STATION ALPHA IS THE BEST and every one agrees so destroy the wannabee's and cut down the pretenders its our turn for a taste of glorY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pulls out his cresent warship and starts blowing up Emalgha Bar
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"Insanity Prevails Where Sanity Fails" -My Motto 
Offical note: All these statements that i've said aren't true.
hey guys do you like spamming i like spamming spamming's cool great spamming spamming spamming spamming spamming spamming spamming and spam tastes GOOOOOOOOOD!!! HHEEEEEEEE HHAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA .rookie jumped on a bar table and shot himself with a machine gun.
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EVO/EVN rule 1st, Soccer rules 2nd
(PRIMARY WEBSITE)
Hi RED! Phoenix, I don't think he meant you.....
Welcome to my bar for the terminally insane.
Jess serves everybody their drinks. Sorry if they're incredibly late, I'm an awful bartender. Does anybody have any idea what or why Space Station Alpha is?
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My latest tip: Ask french taxi drivers the way to the nearest brothel in a very loud clear voice.
The Walrus wakes up, un-flattens himself, saunters up to the bar and orders another Walrus pee. He then strides over to Stud Beefpile and shoves it down his throght. He then reterns to his seat and falls asleep AGAIN.
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I am the egg-man,
I am the Egg-man,
I am the Walrus,(koo-koo-ka-choo)
Oh, and he also blows Stud Beefpile's head off.
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I am the egg-man,
I am the Egg-man,
I am the Walrus,(koo-koo-ka-choo)
In an outright act of plagerism, Phaedrus walks out of the bar to his ship, grabs his custom steller battle armour, gets his chain subatomic particle shotgun, walks back into the bar, strides over to "Stud Beefpile," takes a velvet glove out of a belt pouch, and smacks SB across the face with it. "Can't you even think of an original name? Stand up and fight like an original man!"
Seeing that "Stud Beefpile" can't even figure out the names of his weapons, Phaedrus just grabs his CSP shotgun and blows SB's head off. He then hauls both body parts over to his ship, where he arms his custom "Trash Launcher" and stuffs the decapitated "Stud Beefpile" into the chamber. Phaedrus then walks back to the bar and orders a triple Saalian brandy, Molos Coffee mix, as a bloody mess, held together by scraps of black material, goes streaming past the bar window.
"Well, I gotta say, I won't even look at those so-called "Bars" after walking in here. This place RULES (and so do the people!)!"
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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me
Jess serves Phaedrus his drink and watches Amy slowly fall off the brink of sanity.
"Thanks, this bar is great ain't it? Of course, it was started by me."
Jess forces poison down Red's throat and really hopes he doesn't post here again.
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My latest tip: Ask french taxi drivers the way to the nearest brothel in a very loud clear voice.
Captaintripps shuffles...and shuffles....and shuffles.....
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I like all kinds of corn...all kinds of corn!
-Brak
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Originally posted by Jess:
**Jess serves Phaedrus his drink and watches Amy slowly fall off the brink of sanity.
"Thanks, this bar is great ain't it? Of course, it was started by me."
Jess forces poison down Red's throat and really hopes he doesn't post here again.
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REDchigh looks, confused at Jess. "I hate it when people do that. I was so stupid as a kid, I got poisoned a lot, and got my stomach pumped, so now im immune to most poisons. But RED jumps behind the bar and drinks what liquor is left until he passes out and his heart stops. (Jess, you know the real meaning of this)
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I'm an interfering git.
Captaintripps notes that RED didn't use closing quotes and has left us all wondering what's going on.
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I don't want knowledge; I want certainty.
grunadulater snaps his fingers.102 fuzzes bound into the bar and lodge thier way down walrus's throut.
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