Phoenix walks into the bar.

He sits down at a table and sobs convulsivly, his head low.

He drinks his Zidagar Flameout wearily.

"It's a cold world.......so cooold......."

Behind him sad music is pouring out from the speakers.

"Doo be do wa......"

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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix

Overrider slams into the button again and everyone's tables erupt in flames and so do the people sitting at them "@&#

Esponer smiles. "Sure, Jess, Vodka?" Esponer buys Jess a vodka and buys himself a Blue Lightning.

He then buys drinks for everyone, and buys Jess a few more vodkas.

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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Jess drinks her Vodkas, an extremely self-satisfied expression on her face.

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"Hey, this beer is warm! This ain't Europe!"

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Phoenix walks through the doorway, wondering why Esponer has a fixation with blowing up his droid clones.

He gracefully decides to let it pass.

He then goes up on stage and plays his fishbone guitar.

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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix

"Droid clones? Pardon?" Esponer asks Phoenix, and then decides it doesn't matter and buys another Blue Lightning.

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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Lord Gwydion picks up a cheap cheesy guitar, dunks it in napalm, smashes it on top of Esponer's head, and (while it's stuck to Esponer) lights it on fire. He then orders a Voinian Atomic Neutron Star Undiluted Brandy.

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Phoenix sprays Esponer with vodka by accident, and then switches to water.

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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix

ESPilot takes the different drinks and mixes them together in an empty wine bottle. He drinks it and says "I call this stuff......Mega Blaze Brandy! Hey 'tend, brew up a whole bunch of these will ya?" and ESPilot reserves everyone a free Mega Blaze Brandy once a full keg is made.

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Captaintripps ligths the vodka on esponer. "That was interesting."

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Esponer reincarnates himself, warns everyone not to kill him and goes and sits in the corner.

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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon

Overrider sends the renegades out to destroy those 2 other bars

Silver Dragon, CJM is using "Freeport" as a title and could careless you already used it even after we told him

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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?

Sato orders a Mega Blaze Brandy and throws it at Captaintripps. It explodes.
He orders another Mega Blaze Brandy and throws it at Captaintripps' ship. It explodes. Then he orders a Blue Lightning or five and jumps into his Azdara. "Hey, can't this thing go any faster?!?"

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Let's see...they're diamonds on wheels. Cool.

Am I being quoted there?

~A~

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"How can I make it go faster?" -Me-

Jess buys Esponer a drink.
"Don't worry, I'm still your friend."
Heh, little does he know the drink is poisoned. MUHUHURAHAHA!

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Esponer throws the drink away, buys another, drinks it and then LEAVES THE BAR.

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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon

He's upset with me because he thinks I've been too mean to Athena.

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OOC: Actually, I'm just sick of people constantly trying to kill me.

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"That's all very nice, but where are the guns?"
- SilverDragon

wow, 142 replies, 30 views.

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