Captaintripps tosses Mirrorman a pack of Winstons. "If you smoke you got twenty free ones. If you don't you can prolly trade them for something sweet. Next drink's on me too."
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
Phaedrus De Fang walks back in. He sits down at the bar and orders a glass of water. "After what happened to me last time I walked into this bar, I ain't ordering anything alcoholic!" He then apologizes to the bartender for insinuating that his bar sucks, but does insist that the renegades Do make the place smell like rotten meat. "I do suggest getting rid of them, or at least lining them up along one wall for all the patrons of the bar to shoot at."
Seeing kcat walk towards him, Phaedrus De Fang decides to go over and sit in the corner to drink his water.
"By the way, does anyone know the meaning of purple smoke? I've been seeing it a lot recently."
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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me
grunadualter hands Mirrorman a large ball of sugar, a straw, and a kcat treat.
"those kcat treats actualy arent that bad."says gruandulater knawing on one and sharing it with kitty.
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"Hi everybody. I feel like ****. You can all go to hell."
Jess smashes in the heads of everybody who has the letter 'E' in their name. I think that's almost everyone. Jess then get's very drunk on lots of Vodka.
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If you have any complaints about my behavior, please direct them to a brick wall.
Esponer politely points out that "Jess" has and "E" in it, and then makes sure everyone is fully alive.
He then walks over to Jess, sticks a liquid down her throat that makes her sober, and sits on the table in front of her waiting for her to say something.
"If you go for the drink I'll blast your head off," he warns her.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Ha, Jess! My name doesn't have an 'e' in it! Lord Gwydion drinks a Blue Lightning, then buys everyone a blue lightning.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
Lord Gwydion, bored of drinks, goes up in an Azdara and shoots down a bunch of ships that were about to land. He hopes that he didn't shoot anyone he knew.
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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
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Overrider slips on a spilled blue lightning and bumps the flame button causing the table kitty is walking around on to erupt in flames causing kitty to catch fire.
Overrider apologizes from the deepest of his heart (How little it is ;)) and points out rule 6 to kitty
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**Rule 6. Attacking the bartender is an extreme violation of the bar
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Mirroman feeds Kitty his treat, losing a finger in the process.
Mirrorman Also realizes that unless he decided to spell it horribly wrong, his name does not have an "E" in it either :D.
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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Kitty snarls and turns into a beast then rips overriders head off.
"sorry about that, Kitty cant read."grunadulater picks overriders head up and glues it back on with patented "healing glue".then he pours water on kitty which makes him shake and hop around madly.
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OW! Well teach her to!
@%!#$& ! I have an 'e' in my name
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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?
Captaintripps is amused. Captaintripps watches the goings-on with high amusement. (add another hashmark to the hyphen tally) Captaintripps stands up and says, "Somewhere there is a butterfly that has just emerged from it's chrysalis and is flapping it's wings. It has just realized that it is a butterfly and that its name is Pete. Pete has an "e" in it." Captaintripps sits back down again, befuddled by his occasional outbursts.
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Winston Cigarettes, true taste, 100% tobacco, no additives...and boy do they keep me coughing.
Phaedrus De Fang walks towards the bar and asks, "why are you picking on people with 'E' in their names?" "Oh, by the way, I'll take that drink."
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Life: Terminal, unrecoverable, completely useless phenomonon - Me
"Ach, more and more dry-cleaning bills. WHY do I keep coming to this bar?" Captaintripps adds another hash mark to his hyphen count, lights up a smoke, and asks, "Can I also have a mudslide? I haven't had one of those in ages."
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Winston Cigarettes, true taste, 100% tobacco, no additives...and boy do they keep me coughing.
"Jess was shooting people who's name had an 'E' in it, if you haven't noticed, my name begins with E, so no doubt it was the first that came to her mind. She must be slightly less murderous now, as it seems she doesn't want to kill my any more."
Esponer orders a Blue Lightning, and uses his boosted reaction time to systematically kill the several hundred flies that have migrated to the bar for the winter.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
