I really should post here.
Jess drinks, cos this is a bar and that's what you do.
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"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
-Granny Weatherwax
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Phoenix gives the Suicide Slushy to Jess, and gives an Azdgari Chronocrusher and a Igazdra NovaBurst to Gwydion.
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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
-Phoenix
"Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."
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The escape pod streaks toward the bar. A megaphone pops out, and announces to the patrons, "This pod will not destroy the bar!" The robot says "What a relief," as the pod smashes into a landing pad normally reserved for moderators. A puddle of goo seeps out and regenerates. The man who emerges looks around and says, "Enforcers suck," to no one in particular.
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Grunadulater docks and orders food.
"give me the best." he says and slaps 100M creds on the counter.------------------
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Phoenix gives him a Suicide Slushy and a Carnage Cola.
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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
-Phoenix
"Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."
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Wondering why grunadulater would want to pay 100M credits for something at a bar, the man slowly sits down and waits to strike.
He fires his neutron rifle right at grunadulater's head, grabs the credits, but trips over the stupid cleaning bot. The neutron blast totally misses, and hits the man's UE Fighter parked outside. Realizing this is really bad, he sits down again and pretends nothing happened, while pulling out an Igadzra TorchFlame which he picked up a while back.------------------
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The stranger steps into the bar and orders a Strand Special- a Zidagar Flameout, an Igadzra NovaBurst and an Azdgari ChronoCrusher mixed together with a ServoCherry. He sits down at a table and sys to Jess, "Come here often?"
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Phoenix serves him the Strand Special.
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"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
-Phoenix
"Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."
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Lord Gwydion says, 'I'm bored. Does anybody want to get blown apart by my Atomic Deathray Blaster?' after drinking his Igadzra NovaBurst.
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The stranger says, "Phoenix? Could you clear the mod landing pad over there for me? Thanks." as he drinks his Strand Special.
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All of a sudden, Iron Fist walks in and orders a tall synthehol, just back from months of deep space Voinian ass-kicking. "How's it hangin'?"
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The new slogan for Microsoft: Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis - Latin for, "When the damned are confounded, and consigned to sharp flames." -
Out of a strange, uncalled for anger of the term "how's it hanging", SilverDragon
blasts Iron Fist's head off, stuffs it in a food processor, slices Iron Fist's
flesh up, garnishs it lightly, packages it and sells it to Voinians under the
name "Bloody Revenge".He then leaves the bar. "I'm sick of this place," he explains, firing his Enforcer
Pistol on 'tickle me' mode at everyone, then leaves.He goes down to Voinian space, changes his name to "Korane", transforms into a
parallel universe then starts cursing that the Hinwar have revolted*.- Reference to "Flashpoint", the badly named webstory designed by Thunder and Esponer,
named by Thunder. Grrr.......... Feel free to join!
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter. - Reference to "Flashpoint", the badly named webstory designed by Thunder and Esponer,
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Originally posted by UE Savior:
**I'd rather not, the man says, wondering what Lord Gwydion means in his sig.**
I believe that what Lord Gwydion means is that loopholes are rather fun (if you don't get this, read Calvin and Hobbes for a while until you find this).
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(font color="red")The Voinian Empire shall break!(/font)(This message has been edited by Lonehuman (edited 05-08-2001).)
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Actually, no. Just a simple (but rather famous, for a druid) druid.
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The stranger replies, "Cool." He looks at his crashed pod on the pad and says, "Never mind, I'll do it." Unholstering his Force-Ten Cyclone Cannon and setting it to 100% Triple Nova, he walks to the door, fires and turns back to his table where he continues drinking his Strand Special.
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No, he was just a druid, the nephew of Math. You might be confusing the god of light (I don't know of any, though) with the sun god (Belinos, then later Lugh of the Long Hand), but I'm sure that Gwydion was just a druid. I will, however, admit that Gwydion was the god of light if you can prove to me that (somehow*) you have read the book: 'Light of Britannia.'
*When I was looking for it on the 'web,' I found two copies (literally), the one that had obviously been dunked in water costed $600, while the other one (also in pretty bad condition) was $800.
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