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      I'm disappointed... the Forklift weapon shots little forklift trucks...
      Why doesn't the tractor beam shoot little tractors?
      Another blatant violation of the Trade Descriptions Act, 1974.

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      the reason is that the beam is a BEAM not a projectile weapon, and it isnt violating that act seeing as tractor means to pull, and a tractor beam does just that

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      Ok then... as long as it makes Jean Michel Jarre style projections of little tractors on the hull of hostile ships as I pull 'em in.

      (This is a polite way of saying: "You're taking my post far too seriously, Oedipus.")

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