Aschaaf and Thok: lets try to keep this unpolitical, even though I agree. By the way, arguing over how he won, and debating the valaditiy of his presidency accomplishes nothing, and is not good for the country. Besides, there are plenty of other issues (policy related) that one can attack him on. If you don't know what these are, I can give you quite a long list.

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Originally posted by floop:
**a young habnabit replys, "He is right behind you". The leader of the strangers turns to face the young habnabit and kills him with a fireball. He then turns to face Emporer Ent........
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"I am sorry if I offend you. Would you like a drink? On me of course.

Overrider walks in disgraced ;)"look at this this is a bar and you people are talking about an election that ended in last December! Knight of Ni let's get everyone we can and go to the Goblin Camp and slash every last one's heads off!!!!!!!!"

"EMPEROR Ent let me take care of the drinks. I'll serve some real drinks like Kokanee(sp.?)for Monsterlady."

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All quite on the western front.
But not for long...
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Originally posted by Emperor Ent:
Aschaaf and Thok: lets try to keep this unpolitical, even though I agree.

Bah Humbug.

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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

NAG want to know what I think about your mom posts? Oh well here it is sticks out tongue and makes rude gesture with his hand

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Overrider secretly (behind the bar) writes a note to Xichra to destroy a scent of peril bar and send everybody here

(This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 05-05-2001).)

A misty figure suddenly appears in the middle of the bar. Overrider notes, "Why..that looks like Zelda!"

The misty figure nods and says, "Yep, tis I, Zelda. I'm misty because I just had one of those mist potions..that'll make you misty real quick you know. They're aptly named. Anyway..I'm here to tell you that political discussions just don't belong here. Respect the people who are posting here...carry on your anti-Bush conversations in e-mail. Oh..you should know that Merc, MonsterLady and I are having a lovely time in Scent of Peril. We miss you all and wish you were here..kiss kiss."

---Zelda

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I am your Fairy Godmoderator.

All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

aschaaf_86 logs onto his Yahoo e-mail account form the bar's public iMac, and sends an anti-bush e-mail to the others who hate bush.

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Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

All of a sudden the bar shakes and everyone falls over because of the explosion of the Scent of Peril Bar. Then Monsterlady, Zelda, and Merciless appear back here Overrider gets them all a big health potion seeing how injured they all are.

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All quite on the western front.
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LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Dr Tall sends Aschaaf_86 a virus causing his computer to explode in his face. Dr Tall takes a long sip of his drink and keels over because someone poisioned it.

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Dr. Tall says: Taller is Better

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Originally posted by Dr Tall:
**Dr Tall takes a long sip of his drink and keels over because someone poisioned it.
**

"And I know who did it! He went this way!", aschaaf_86 shouts, as he runs out the door.
"Err.. I should have said 'going'", aschaaf_86 says.

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“If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgp.com")www.pgp.com(/url)

(This message has been edited by aschaaf_86 (edited 05-07-2001).)

Overrider runs after Aschaf and brings him back and makes him say sorry. He does then he let's everybody punch him in the gut then Overrider socks him in the jaw then throws Ashaf out the door

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(This message has been edited by Overrider720 (edited 05-07-2001).)

Overrider: What a great way to solve our problems! Do you have any more A-Bomb's in your pockets? Also:

Did I relienquish the bar? NO! I am powerful and I love it! I would not give this up for the world!

Emperor Ent forms his own bar and begins stocking up on Nuclear weapons and Ziridum weapons, he also sets up project FAILSAFE.

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Crime? What crime?... That I killed a vile noxious insect, an old pawnbroker woman, of use to no one! ... Killing her was atonement for forty sins. ... (blood) Which all men shed, which flows and has always flowed in streams, which is split like champagne, and for which men are crowned benefactors of mankind.”
-Crime &Punishment;

Overrider apologizes and edits his post

READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But not for long...
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA........

"Ow", aschaaf_86 exclaims.

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“If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgp.com")www.pgp.com(/url)

Emperor Ent looks around in confusion.

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Crime? What crime?... That I killed a vile noxious insect, an old pawnbroker woman, of use to no one! ... Killing her was atonement for forty sins. ... (blood) Which all men shed, which flows and has always flowed in streams, which is split like champagne, and for which men are crowned benefactors of mankind.”
-Crime &Punishment;

Ahem!!

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**Then Monsterlady, Zelda, and Merciless appear back here
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I said they appear here right now

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All quiet on the western front.
But not for long...
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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**Ahem!!
I said they appear here right now
**

Sound the welcome and blow the crumpets!

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“If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgpi.com")www.pgpi.com(/url)

And don't forget to roll out the red carpets!!

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If I can change but one life for the better, I have not lived in vain. But if not, my very existance has been as worthless as salted ground.
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(url="http://"http://www.resistancehq.f2s.com") Resistance Web Page (/url)
Somebody who views their happiness externally can never ever really be happy.

Zelda gestures towards Begemotike. "Where did HE come from? And for goodness sakes, don't give him any vodka!" Zelda brushes herself off and wonders, "Why does everyone keep dragging me in here?" She sits down at the table with Begemotike and takes away his vodka. "Mine."

---Zelda

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I am your Fairy Godmoderator.

All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

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Originally posted by Zelda:
**...and takes away his vodka. "Mine."
**

Ugh. Programming is hard enough when sober.

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“If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgpi.com")www.pgpi.com(/url)

Overrider gets bored

5 axe goblins run in and kill evryone they can

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All quiet on the western front.
But not for long...
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA........