Boris is wondering where is everyone?

Zealot is hiding from Boris.

Freq is hiding from the acid pit.

Boris randomly exclaims, "Free chocolate AND peanut butter milkshakes. They're all on me." He then sits down and gazes in the acid pit mesmerized.

DE looks over and sees his clone army (clones of me, for you wondering n00bs) sitting and drinking milkshakes and root beer.

DE ponders what to do with them.

Starts at seeing clone army, then prepares to initiate Order §§

/Freq starts throwing small acid pits at the clones.

Rickton walks back into the bar, congratulates his forum double Jeffie on doing all this work, then leaves again.

STOP THAT!!!

...

Boris is confused now.

Mr. Moose awakens from a coma and eats one of DE's clones.
Oops.

Mr. Moose chokes on his own vomit and dies, loudly.

Jeffie orders a root beer, and turns it into Rickton. "That should teach you to call me nasty names!"

mrxak thanks DE for the thrown laser pistol and shoots DE with it.

Rickton drinks the root beer.
How is forum double a nasty name?

DE ows.

Drinks Rickton

Rameretz scatters ashes on the acid pit, and smiles as it turns purple.

Pees Rickton into a plasic cup and tests for performance enhancing substances

Results are positive; Mr. Moose is therefore banned from MLB.

A huge carrot jumps in the bar and orders two cups of Rickton beer. The carrot drinks one cup and throws the other one in the acid pit, whose colour thereupon turns into ultraviolett.