But then Hamster realizes that his pants have become radioactive, causing him to become sterile.
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And cancerous.
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Hamster sheds the need for physical reproduction, and casts lvl 45 Impregnate on all present.
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Dammit... with Jeffie's newfound ability to reproduce on his own, he exploits himself to the world, births a full grown adult giraffe, the kills himself from shame. But he doesn't quite get to that last part... The full grown giraffe was a bit much...
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Freq eats the giraffe.
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Decorative toilet roll holders storm the bar, and demand rootbeer.
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Barth takes some toilet paper and...
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...eats it.
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DE dropkicks Barth into the acid pit.
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JoeBob gets off the drum throne and realizes he has lost his toenails. Then he dives into the acid pit and vanishes in a greasy blob of ooze.
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Rickton deepfries a burrito.
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Dash wonders loudly how mongeese can flap, seeing as they don't fly, thus making an evul reference to the first page.
Then, Dash self-promotes.
"Go play my version of MrXak's Get to Fourteen!!" exclaims Dash.
Dash then eats Rickon's deepfried burrito, leaving a deepfried chinchilla in its place, and explodes.
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Barth drop-kicks the acid pit into DE.
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The acid pit implodes before it hits DE.
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Boris walks in and orders some water...
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DE sets the acid pit back into it's normal form, which is
in LifeKnight's stomachsitting peacefully in the corner. -
duke enters and throws flamable material in the acid pit. The pit explodes, but duke escapes back to his base on Earth.
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JoeBob steps out of the regenerator and orders a Jones soda.
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Rickton deepfries a taco.
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Barth grabs a tree beer.
EDIT: 300th post!
This post has been edited by barth : 21 October 2005 - 10:45 PM