Rickton catches said glass bottles and recycles them.

DE releases a wild chicken.

DE gets a root beer.

Bond gets rid of his can and bottle launchers, and recycles them. Then he orders a large cheesecake-flavored soda and sips on it for a while. He flips open his laptop and starts playing EV.

Rickton retches as he thinks of what a cheesecake-flavoured soda would be like.

Rickton, on Sep 20 2004, 03:49 PM, said:

Rickton retches as he thinks of what a cheesecake-flavoured soda would be like.
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Bond pukes as he discovers what a cheesecake-flavored soda tastes like.

After cleaning up his mess, he orders an actual slice of cherry cheesecake.

Rickton applauds bond's wisdom (teeth).

Bond dumps the remains of his cheesecake soda into the acid pit. On contact with the acid, the soda explodes, flinging acid everywhere.

This post has been edited by bond-jamesbond : 21 September 2004 - 06:54 PM

DE floods the bar with root beer.

The acid combines with the root beer, making an acidic, bubbly liquid that burns the flesh. Bond puts on his his scuba gear ,which he had for some reason, and swims up to the ceiling and goes through the skylight. He suffers major acid burns on his body, but he survives.

Rickton drinks said liquid.

emainiac loves fast reply. Fweeeeeeet! A whistle blows and a refferee walks out into the middle of the bar. "Offsides, on the root beer, 50 acid pit penalty." 50 gallons of root beer is poured into the acid pit.

Rickton lets loose a large blast of acidic gas in the msot destructive belch the world has ever seen.

emainiac wonders where he should post his 1000th post post.

nfreader runs in, throws a toothbrush at Rickton and runs out of the bar, screaming bloody murder.

DE gets a root beer, which isnt very hard.

Bond gets a free Mountain Dew for doing a quadruple backflip while throwing 3 darts perfectly into the bullseye on the wall.

You PANSY!

nfreader throws ten dats at Bond, all of them striking him and inflicting deep, mortal, painful wounds. He then pushes Bond into the acid pit. "NOTHING PERSONAL MATE!" he shouts as Bond falls into the pit with a loud, acidy ploosh.

A dat richoches off of Bond.
Another one bounces off Bond, hits an R in the air and becomes a dart. It hits nfreader squarely in the eyes.

Jimbob punches nfreader squarely in the balls, and then uses a chainsaw to dismember his "extremities".

Bond climbs out of the acid pit with severe burns. He sees nfreader lying on the floor in pain and shoves a dat down his throat. Then he buys a carbonated hot chocolate.

Bond sneezes and carbonated hot chocolate goes up and out his nose. He yells in pain.

This post has been edited by bond-jamesbond : 25 September 2004 - 10:18 PM