noob walks in and fears the acid pit.

You better fear dat acid pit!

The text below is lying.

This post has been edited by Anaxagoras : 26 December 2004 - 09:18 PM

DE pushes the nooB into the acid pit. Welcome to Boozy.

DE gets a root beer.

The acid pit smashes Anax.

noob no longer fears the acid pit, having discovered regeneration.

noob promptly orders a *.

Rickton chides Anax for getting rid of his communist avatar. You're a disgrace.

n00b walks into bar.

Im waiting for the acidy goodness to envelop me and burn my skin.
waits to be dumped in pit

Rickton pointedly does not dump n00b in the pit.

noob dumps n00b in the acid pit for stealing his name.

(edit:Gah! my first spelling error!)

This post has been edited by k190cs : 29 December 2004 - 08:31 PM

DE throws all the nooBs into the pit. You're not gonna stay new forever.

Anax has decided that Communist Russia will take a backseat in his life while he plays Marathon Rubicon Aleph One for a few weeks.

Anax pushes a Pfhor soldier into the acid pit.

DE decides to play some Marathon with Anax.

Anax reminds DE that Anax can only play Marathon Rubicon Aleph One, the free Marathon game.
Anax pushes DE in the acid pit for making Boozy a thrid person thread.

DE recharges, comes out of the acid pit, and shoots Anax with an AR-75B until he falls into the acid pit.

noob serenely watches the chaos from afar.

noob listens to the soothing rhythm of the AR-75B and the melodic screams of the dying Anax.

Anax regenerates, and holds up a sign saying 'Honk if you're an underpaid cyborg!' Three people hold up their hands, and Durandal marches in with dualwielded Magnum Ultra Class .44 Pistols, then shoots them, and orders DE to take up yet another dangerous covert op job.

Kemorya, previously under the n00b title, tries pulling himself out of the acid pit.

He finds that his feet are chained to the bottom of the pit. He burns and burns until he dies, then, unfortunately, he regenerates, and pulls himself out of the pool.

DE does Durandal's mission very quickly and returns to get a root beer.

OMGWTF I HEART PORN!!!!!!

Wormgrower, deciding to clean, brings in his 2 of his 4 remaining dragoons to charge. Not running as fast as the horses, Wormgrower gets pumeled, his body finding its way to the acid pit. The 100 dragoons dismount, ordering all forms of root beer and occasionally acid, in which case they, and most of the horses, make it to the acid pit with shoves from the other patrons. This displaces the pit, creating a momentary flood that sweeps acid out the door to burn all the new patrons. Also in the acid's path, the wooden portion of the floor gets holes in it, and all the nOObs get their feet burned, while everyone else knows to avoid the acid. As Wormgrower re-spawns, he is hazzled for causing so much to happen in one post.