Rickton suffers brain trauma. Truma. Traauama. Tramau? You know what I mean.

Sounds sexy.

emainiac blows up the white house.

DE recharges the White House and blows up emainiac.

Dash blows up the...Dash.

Dash goes off into the newly "discovered" game room, and starts to play DDR (Dash Dash Revolution) which consists of a quick sequence of scrolling pictures of Dash in random body positions, and trying to keep up with them. Some who have observed this game have lovingly called it SSR, or Spaz Spaz Revolution.

Rickton destroys the SSR machine.
It explodes in a glorious explosion looking like this:

(Pic lost)

With that, Rickton celebrates his 1000th post.

This post has been edited by Rickton : 19 February 2005 - 09:17 PM

DE starts hustling people in a pool game.

Dash tries, but fails miserably to do the hustle.

He then flings himself into the acid pit.

DE becomes rich from his pool games, so he buys a round of root beer for anyone playing him.

Dash eats the pool table.

mmm...fuzzy...

cough cough

sorry, hairball...

Rickton hires a janitorial staff.

Dash endlessly ridicules the janitorial staff, and ends up getting a broom broken off up in his ass.

Wow! Did everyone up and die?

This place has been slow (all of the EV forums, not just this thread...) and it makes me sad. Normally, we'd already have 1000 posts by this time...

You didn't even wait 24 hours after your last post before you posted a "Why is nobody posting?" post...

Yeah I know...I just couldn't resist.

Maybe we should launch a 10 million dollar advertisement campaign.

Good idea. Now we just need to find someone who has 10 million dollars to spare.

Nice, I'll chip in about five bucks.
I just showed up when I clicked on Rickton's 1000th post
link.