Unreal warps in hundreds of clones of him and Jimbob. They start making their way towards the pepsi plant. they stop just out of seeing distance. Unreal gets into his raven, cloaks, and flys over the clones. He fires a CPL right at the wall that is encaseing the plant. BOOM! The wall is gone. The clones move through the hole in the wall and start attacking everything they see. Unreal gets a sensor readout of where the storage facility is. Unreal pilots just infront of it. He uncloaks and fires his load of anything at the storage facility. When it blows up the raven gets hit by the pepsi flying everywhere. The pepsi only hits his sheilds. He warps all clones into his ship and flys back to Jimbobs. "We still need to distroy the Roach Juice plant." A beep comes from the computer. Unreal looks down and sees that the Raven has pinpointed the exact location of Roach Juice Inc. Unreal and Jimbob make their way towards the buliding...

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Jimbob makes loads up all his secondary weapons as they approach the building. Nice and cloaked is Jimbob's ship as he survey's the building. Some quick scans reveal the major targets in the large building: The Roach Squisher (think of a lemonade maker), The Vat-o-Juice, and the loading/storing dock. Jimbob swings around back to the Squisher, revs on his ship low. He arms the Missles, and waits for Unreal to get in position before ending the rein of the Tyrannical soda comopany.

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Unreal sends out his manta fighters and tells them to get into fireing range of the loading/storing dock. Unreal himself positions his Raven infront of the The Vat-o-Juice. Unreal comes over the commlink to the high mucky mucks of the Roach Juice Corperation. "This is Unreal Centipede, along with Jimbob. We are here to distroy your compony. I will give you time to have as much defences to try to take us down. I repeat, Try to take us down. Your time starts now. You have 2 minutes." Unreal orders his mantas to cloak. They do and hold position. After 2 minutes the Roach Juice Empire has enough forces to take down a Federation Carrier. Only a Fed Carrier. "This is Unreal agian. Your 2 minutes is up. We will begin to fire now." Unreal fires a mighty blast from his CPL and distroys the Vat-o-Juice. The real battle begins....

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Tuskawillamac jumps in after a day or two of study on the Maya inscriptions relizing that they say the gods will take over and mabey destroy the Pepsi plant he relizes the Bar members are gods... well they can regenerate and have no mercy at killing. Tuskawillamac buys an attack robot polor bear to ride into the plant he's right behind UC and Jimbob with his Ronin Machine gun and Patiot missile launchers

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Millions of Roach Juice fighters pop out of mid air. They swarm Unreals raven. With the help of my mantas, they are quickly defeted. Unreal orders everyone to attack their assigned targets. Unreal gets out of his raven and makes his way to the War Room of the Roach Juice Prossising plant. He pulls out a small capsule and throws it on the ground. A Goliath pops out of mid air and lands inches from Unreal. Unreal gets in and heads towards the War Room. Before he enters Jimbob comes running in his own goliath and we bust down the door.

Unreal looks at the highest looking mucky muck and states the following arangement of letters. "I see were on the same page, unfortunatly, yours has a big F on it." He and Jimbob open fire on the pepole in the room. A few hours later Unreal and Jimbob take control of the plant. Unreal turns it into a DP plant. He begins shipping DP to the bar.

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Trogdor, is back after a day or 2, and takes out 42 daggers and chops Plexrom up into a million pieces.

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Jimbob specializes a small bit of the plant for sprite and sierra mist, of course.

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A huge team of mythologic creatures rampage and seige us (they like pepsi :frown: ). Trogdor fights by throwing daggers like a stinkbug shooting it's stink. Tuskawillamac missles them and machine guns them. The Hydra grows 29 heads due to Trogdors dagger throwing. The Hydra devoures all the Mantas (boo hoo) (I had to do it, I got a plan) but is killed by a bombardment of patriot missles (go polar bear! go!) A Colassus is coming. Trogdor is out of daggers. He is protected by my machine gun robot. Colassus and machine gun robot duel by he stands not a chance aganist bullets. The bigger they are, the bigger they fall... on the Pepsi plant

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(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 08-17-2003).)

On a side note, pepsi is actually my favorite soda. I just love Kyle for the whole "Roach Juice" nickname. He's a real character, that guy. Real character...

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DeadBeat walks up to Unreal's forcefield. He promptly lies down and sticks his legs into it. They promptly turn to ash. He then pulls himself into his Hoverchair™ and drives off to the gym.

4 years later DeadBeat wins gold in the Solo Sudden-Death Quidditch Catagory of the Special Olympics.

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**A sheild pops up around the plant and only one thing can go through it, Unreal.

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What about air, water and food, my friend?

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Trogdor finds 1 million more daggers, and more mythological creatures appear and they magically break through the shield around the plant, but Trogdor and mac take on the creatures with Trogdors daggers and macs machine guns and kill them with ease, and once the creatures fall, they make a big whole in the shield...

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**What about air, water and food, my friend?

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I can live with out those. Im a kind of space alien.

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DeadBeat watches an episode of "Teen Girl Squad" and laughs as the ugly one get's arrowed. His spleen then pops out and he slowly gets up and dials 911 on his phone.

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Plexrom regenerates form long ago, and hunts down Jimbob. He picks him off with his high powered sniper rifle, and doesn't fell like blowing up his organs causing them to go flying. Plexrom just throws Jimbob as a whole instead.

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DeadBeat regenerates and picks up his organs. He then goes to China, brews it into a tea and sells it as a tea for fertility.

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**Plexrom regenerates form long ago, and hunts down Jimbob. He picks him off with his high powered sniper rifle, and doesn't fell like blowing up his organs causing them to go flying. Plexrom just throws Jimbob as a whole instead.

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Jimbob reveals that Plexrom doesn't pay attention in English. He uses this to spew long words at him, confusing him greatly. Jimbob walks up, and leads a dazed Plexrom off of the big cliff. There is a nice, warm acid pit waiting at the bottom. A satasifying splash comes several minutes later.

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