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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Hey mac, can you describe the armor and things instead of posting elevendy bajillion picutres and frying dialups?:)

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Well um armour is armor pretty much, and there's pictures of them too.

Tuskawillamac uses his rocket boots to tackle Jimbob and shoves a napalm granade in his mouth. Before detenating it he says: "Haw...Haw." T-mac throws a big heavy PC monitor and big heavy PC CPU at Jimbob.

A T-Mac takes a tour of hawaii with his personal tour guide.

Then T-mac throws his gluttonus partner at Jimbob.

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"Is anyone here!1?" Tuskawillamac yells. As the echo sweeps through the lonely corridors and columns of the Bar, a horrifing silenince is all that replies. Tuskawillamac scrambles and scrawls through the bar looking for any of a presence. During his 6 hours of spare time(3 :oo to 9 :oo) he programs the crash landed spaceship to his likeing. Of course getting electrified here and there,(armour protection). T-mac starts flying around the bar, meditating, and acuteing his senses, soon enough. He is almost invulnerable to attacks such as shooting of a non-automatic gun, or punching and getting picked up and thrown by people.

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No, I mean don't post pictures as much, not more.

Jimbob uses the time he has to steal back his wall, and add another foot on each side. He then adds the giganto 2 liter glass bottles on the outside. He fill the others with Sprite, and caps them with ballons.

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
. Anyway, Switzerland is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. Famous for their chocolate and long-lasting clocks..

hmmm, I should visit Switzerland.

Cresent gets bored with all the killing and runs around the bar squirting people with her water gun full of Vanilla Coke. Nonchalantly, she puts a joy buzzer on Cade's chair as she runs by.

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Tuskawillamac manages to dodge Cresent's liquid stream of terror. In a fit of rage T-mac gathers velocity in the spacecraft and flies around the acid pit at full speed. He creates a spinning vortex of bubbling fear(acid). It rampages around the bar and melts the skin of Jimbob, Plexrom, and Dragoon. Cade gets sucked up by the spinning vortex of doom. It rampages out the bar into infiniti with Cade trapped in it. Cade regenerates human and not ghostly or ghouly.

Bah
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Tuskawillamac orders one glass of the king of beers

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Unreal clones Jimbobs wall and puts it infront of him. He calls master Sinjoco to train him in the art of the polaris. Soon he is given the name of Ory'Hara. Unreal twists the 'weave' of Tusky so his arm is on his back. Unreal pops out of the bar and becomes one with the univerce. Unreal sends lightning bolts at the bar. The bar is reduced to rubble and tusky is electrified because he is wearing armor. Unreal pops in the bar. He starts tormenting tusky by twisting his 'weave.'

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The Bar regenerates as always, and Jimbob does also. He unmelts his skin and aids unreal by forcing Pepsi Twist down Mac's throat.

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Jimbob has violent spasams untill he breaks his own back.

Read my how to get revenge

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Cresent squirts tusky with more Vanilla Coke from her water gun.

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T-mac's spaceship is melting away, because of the
awful vanilla coke. The damaged spaceship is taken to the repair shop for a minute fee of $27,000,000.99

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Unreal pelts the newly repared ship with 100000 cans of nitrus. The engines blow and the weapons get blown away. He then nails the barbot for giveing him a glass of Roach Juice.

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Unamused, Jimbob throws Mac off of a cliff that was elevendy bajillion miles high in Jupiter-like gravity. Have fun, buddy.

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Unreal runs down to the bottom and shoots tusky in the face with his sawed off shot blaster. Tuskey regenerates just before the bottom, but going just as fast as he would and splats aganst the ground. Unreal makes another regenerator and places it above the clif. He sets the dial to 'tuskwillamac'. When tuskey regenerates, he will keep falling down the cliff many times. He sets an invincability sensor so that if any one has a thought about distroying it, it turns invincable. Tusky keeps falling down the cliff for all eternity....

Unreal turns to Jimbob. "Beat that!"
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Tuskawillamac summons the mighty Pegasus to save him from falling into eternity

Tuskawillamac orders a champion snoball thrower to throw flaming snowballs at Jimbob,but they evaporate before it touches him :frown:

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SuperNova shoots the Pegasus because horse wings are one of the items he was asked to deliver to the new fast food restaurant.

SuperNova fades back into the woodwork and won't appear for a few more days (unless needed again).

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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**SuperNova fades back into the woodwork and won't appear for a few more days (unless needed again).

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Tuskawillamac paints a nice thick coat florecent yellow and brown paint of the wood work, SuperNova comes out (yellow) "Hey, stop that!"

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Comeon! have a soda war!

Unreal encases the clif in a verry slick, un breakable plexiglass. He shoots tusky and tusky regenerates at the top of the clif. He is doomed to keep falling for all eternity...

Unreal pitches a lawn chair at the top of the clif and has a barbot giveing him drinks while watching tusky fall.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**James Bond moves get him over the counter, where he tortures Cade's ghost with food.:p

**

Cade is a special kind of ghost who can eat food and actually enjoys it.

Cresent: Yes, you should if you have the money. Switzerland is one of the most wealthiest countries in Europe, and those two things I mentioned it is famous for. I see you like chocolate more than high-quality clocks, because you ended the bold after chocolate. Cade notices the joy buzzer before he sits. Then he modifies it to contain 10,000 volts of electricity. Then he forces her to sit down there. She gets so badly burnt she explodes.

tusky: Thats actually good. I wanted to be a T0 after seeing that Jimbob was Ory'Hara. After that I saw that stuff from Nova was acceptable too, I also wanted to be a super-character. But it doesnt matter that I am human again anyway. Unreal forced you to endlessly fall off a cliff and then regenerate. The machine cant be destroyed either, it is invincibile. Then Cade turns to a T0 and attacks him with Winter Tempest to cause him even more pain. Because he is not a telepath (so he cant stand even the simplest telepatchic attacks), he cant stand more than a few seconds of the devastating fury of Winter Tempest. So he dies before he even reaches bottom of cliff.

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