Tuskawillamac totally hy-jacks the quiver and shoots them at Jimbob

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Jimbob is totally alive and alert. He does the vvvvveeeewwwww matrix thing and throws a strawberry milkshake at me

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The krypt pod was destroyed by frodo...you gotta read previous posts.

DeadBeat dances gleefully and is then shot down by krypt pods. Using his psychic powers he summons all of the clowns in the universe who then attack the krypt pods with silly string (they're only known weakness) destroying them. Afterwards DeadBeat starts an impromptu circus.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 05-13-2003).)

Trugati puts away Anduril and cloaks herself.

"Nuclear Launch Detected."

10 seconds later, all the regenerated krypt pods and clowns explode. Trugati celebrates with the rest of the gang, treating each of them to their preferred drink.

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

Yaay, hotdog flavoured water.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Frodo creates a virtual reality room in the bar. He then charges everyone that goes in 10 credits.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Trugati hands Frodo the fee and goes into the virtual reality chamber.

So, what's programmed in here?

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One Ring for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
J.R.R. Tolkien

"All of the bar scenes from Casablanca, " Luke says, climbing out of the pool and flipping through the instruction manual. "I think I have more scenarios in the storage room that I could add, but I'm lazy."

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Jimbob wakes up from a 30 post slumber and pulls out a pistol. He dives over the counter and shoots Plexrom and Luke in the head in two shots. Suddenly pies start flying all over the bar in a whip-cream frenzy. Cade is lucky enough to have the Crap-pie hit him.

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Tuskawillamac rips off his shirt and unlackes a rocket launcher. Jimbob is blown up and so is the token machine. Yes I'm alive again, god saved me.

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Jimbob grabs mac's face, lifts him up over his head and slams him down onto the ground. He then suddenly shoots out a spear which nails Cresent in the neck. "GET OVER HERE!!!!!!" Jimbob drags her over and impales her with a sword.

I've been playing too much Mortal Kombat lately...

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I grab his stock of strawberry milkshakes and throws them down Jims pants

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tuskawillamac grabs jimbobs face and shoves im into da ground. The grubby floorboards are being eaten by termites and so is he

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Crescent dies

THE END?

Really?

No you smelly facing cat!!

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By the way i'm tuskawillamac not mac

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Jimbob, Jo mama's so fat she buys underwear in 4 sizes L, XL, Jumbo and Oh my god its coming torward us?

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tuskawilla mac, please please please please!!!!! Don't post five times, just use the edit button above the first post! Just for next time, it really messes up the flow when you post 5 straight times. Remember, this is a webboard, not a chat room.

Jimbob does a trick with beer: He drinks a lot and magically disapeers for the night.

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DeadBeat summons his clown army back again...this time they're mounted on Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Mac gets zapped before he knows what happened, the invincible clown army immediatly puts the control of the bar again. But suddenly they're distracted by the flying cream pies and mass disorder takes over again.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
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Cresent goes crazy and starts shooting everything in sight with her bow and arrow. By the time she gets her sanity back, mac looks like a large pincusion and no other bar patrons are harmed.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.