Jimbob jumps off of a cliff.
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A flare of dark, uncanny energies coalesces into Shade. "Good Lord," he says in astonishment, "I remember when this thing died. God, I feel so old. Is it any better now?"
He looks around, mirrored lenses throwing back reflections of the room. He sighs.
"Doesn't look like it. Pity."
The unknowable blackness of anti-light shrouds him, and when it clears, Shade is gone.
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"I suppose it's Friday night in America, so I oughtn't to expect heaps of people to be on, but honestly! Do all of you have lives?" - Me, #ev3
D comes out of nowhere. "That was mean." D blows up the blockers. "I will leave soon, but not now... By the way, those blockers were not hard to get by."
Destroyer E comes out of nowhere. "We have a cloaking device on our vests that is undectable to anything. I am going to leave, but D may stick around."
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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
KDC gets frustrated trying to bend the barrel of a grenade launcher with sheer mind-skill, and spontaneously combusts, catching all the other patrons on fire.
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
Cresent bungee jumps off Jimbob's cliff.
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
UR puts a giant trampoline at the bottom of the cliff and jumps off. UR comes back out of the bar and decides to raise the trampoline up about fifty feet. 
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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat puts a trampoline on the moon and begins jumping on it.
Higher, higher and higher, until, he goes so high that he goes out of range of the moons atmosphere and suffocates in space.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Frodo hires the "D & E Destroyer repelent ageny" to make sure that D and E don't come into the bar ever again.
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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them
Jimbob climbs up the cliff, but a rock falls on his arm, forcing him to cut it off and continue climbing. Jimbob finally reaches the top, and says "Read (url="http://"http://www.Penny-arcade.com")Penny Arcade...(/url)" He then falls back down the cliff.
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Unreal puts a spring-loaded diving board by the Regenerator. Someone walks out of it and lands on the board and dives right into the acid pit.
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-Unreal Centipede
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"Pretty slow lately. I think I'll cast haste on the bar members and see what happens..."
Jimbob does so and goes back to play FFX.
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The heart of every person in the bar suddently speeds up them all.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Cade enters the bar after a week of vacation to Spain. He quotes Cresent because it has already been forgotten, being on a different page. "Cresent wanders back into the bar after being gone for a few days. She is immediately pestered with questions about an alliance. She grins and says, "Awww, you guys missed me!" In answer she throws Destroyers D and E in the acid pit. Then she shakes hand with Cade to agree to the alliance...with a joy buzzer in her hand. "Oops, sorry forgot that was there," Cresent laughs. But she promises Cade that she really does agree with the alliance."
LOL. That is so hilarious. You say that E and D missed you and you throw them in the acid pit in answer. But seriously, did Destroyer E and D miss you? Thanks. E and are so bothersome. They attack me while I am doing stuff with you. Thy should not attack before I am done doing the current thing with you. Then I wouldnt have needed a alliance. Cade drops a lot of fur on Cresent in vengeance of the prank.
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I am eager to try to ansver mission questions
KDC throws her arabian gorilla in the acid pit.
"Stupid fez-wearing piece of crap."
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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
Jimbob attacks Cade before he is finished attacking Cresent. 
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Cresent returns from another long absense, and punishes Jimbob by making him eat a large bag of dog food. She sits down at the bar and replaced Cade's drink with a replica of the same drink, except spilled. Cresent laughs hysterically when Cade jumps off his seat to avoid spilling on himself, and even more hysterically when Cade picks up the cup, and the plastic 'liquid' comes with it.
OOC: Have you ever seen those? Like a coffee cup on it's side with fake coffee around it? That's my favorite prank, just ask the staff at my school after any given April Fool's day.
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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
Plexrom returns from a long absence with Cresent. Only this is a really long absence. Anyway I'm back in the bar and I picked up the Vanquish from the newest Bond movie, Plexrom then shoots everyone that in the bar with his heat-seeking uzi's, and laughs at his art.
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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.
DeadBeat streaks throught the bar to stop it getting to the bottom of the list of topics.
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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
Jimbob eats a drink, and is awarded $100 for doing this feat.
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