Oh, jeez, Deadbeat, I didn't even know you were in there. Congrats on getting out, but you could've just gone to the Gilded Truffle...
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As DeadBeat's shuttlecraft is blown out of the air he realizes, with grim satisfaction, that it would crash right in Luke's vicinity. Seconds later Luke was a twisted mass of dead flesh and after the rough landing the shuttlecraft started leaking fuel which started a fire that spread to the bar. Suddenly a solitary figure exited the shuttlecraft, DeadBeat had survived the crash. After getting out of the wrecked shuttlecraft DeadBeat ran towards his Vellos Javelin and took off to seek refuge in the Gilded Truffle.
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
A strange glass ship hurtles through space. Whatever it is, anyone who is in the system when it jumps through doesn't see it. Only one visual scan was made, and the person was deemed crazy. Eventually the large glassy ship reaches Sol. It immediately heads toward the Gilded Truffle. It enters the airlock, and melts away. Deadbeat is left standing there with a very sharp looking suit. He walks in, and the waiter asks him smoking or non. He says smoking, and the waiter kicks him out he airlock. He comes back in, slightly out of breath, and chilly, and asks to see Rawzer. Unfortunately, Rawzer is missing. That kinda sucks. He went out to get the paper and never came back. Search parties have been, well, searching for the past month with no leads. I'll be back soon, though.
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Luke regenerates the bar and drinks about fifty gallons of restaurant grease on a bet with Hal, the evil supercomputer.
"I'm afraid I can't let you win that bet, Dave."
"It's Luke, Hal."
"Of course."
Bzzzzzrzzrrzzttt!
"That hurt, Hal."
"Indeed."
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I'm back! I got telewarped by aliens, but they let me go after I told them all of our human secrets. (Actually, I told them our entire government was run by a guy named George. Then I gave them directions to the system THX-1138. Ha, ha, suckers! Wait a minute... crap, oh well.) So I immediately returned to the Gilded Truffle, told Chirpo to stay in his room and play GameMaster 350 with the volume turned up, and invited Sylvia to !!!! some more #### with me. She declined, so we made out for four hours. Whatever. then I played with Chirpo. He just got this great game where you're this computer nerd sitting around all day in your pajamas playing some stupid space RPG type game. It's called LED Wars. He seems to like it. Two-player mode, sucks, though, because the game in the game is one-player only.
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It's just like your song, "Live and Let Live."
Actually, It was "Live and Let Die."
"Whatever, it had a good rythm."
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DeadBeat suddenly decides to attack Luke's friend, Hal, the computer. He quickly acquires all the equipment he'll, a computer terminal and a virus. After opening a e-mail entitled "HARDCORE MOTHER BOARDS" Hal became sick and died in a Apple Store several painful days later. Although the techs attempted to reboot him he was still sent to Garbage Dump #21 the next day.
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-DeadBeat
That reminds me of when the guy shut Hal down in 2001. I almost cried. 
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Luke thinks DB must have died and holds a memorial service near the duck-racing track, but no one shows up.
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**...He then sends out a frantic message "Penguin, I need immediate assistance, the roach empire has rebuilt itself, repeat... <static>...
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(i was in origon and no computer0
Penguin Replys: "I am sedding Rebel Fleet 1437 to help they will be there shortly". End trasmission. BAM!!! Penguin's ship gets hit by a pepsi lazer. "Sir, sheilds at 50%" says a person named bob (they all are named bob...) Penguin sends his hornets to attack...
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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
I am prezadant of a company called evil Corp it is a small componey and we make/edit games. email me if you want to join.
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Luke buys about two dozen Rapiers and calls them Duck Fleet.
He then buys about two dozen lightnings and calls them "about two dozen lightnings."
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Penguin's ship rocks from another blast. Penguin sends a message "DeadBeat, requesting backup the pepsi empire has risin please help..." the signal gets cut off by another blast. "S***!!!!" says Penguin. "Sir, we have no torps. or missles and the cannons and turrets are overheating. Sheilds at 10%. It doesnt look like we will make it, Sir" Bob says.
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Duck Fleet and about two dozen Lightnings hurry to assist Penguin.
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As soon as the fleet arrives Penguin backs off to let his sheilds recover then requests a orbiting outfitting shop to assist him. Penguin maxes out on torps and maxes his fighters out with 2 missle launchers and 134 missles each. Then goes back in to battle. After he wins Penguin heads back to the bar But is intercepted by pepsi rouge fighters...
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Duck Fleet and about two dozen lightnings come to Penguin's aid. Again.
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After the fleet is distroyed Penguin heads back with a Brand Spankin' New pepsi Cannon!! 
:D!!! The bar flys hear 10000 "WOOOSH"es as his fleet flys over the bar. Penguin then rewards Luke a high position in the Rebel High Council. "here, you need this to get in to the RHC" and hands Luke a electronic keycard to enter the RHC chamber.(dont try to steel it becuse(sorry for the misspell) it will zap anyone who holds it if it leves Lukes 'personal bubble'(5 foot raidus)). "It gives you level 23 access."
( Sorry for any misspelling in the post, I am not verry good at spelling :redface: )
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"So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
Luke uses his Level 23 Access Card to get him into some very interesting places. After Luke gets bored of this, he writes a book about it.
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Penguin sits in the bar swatting bar flys and shooting roaches to elimanate the roach juice. "One down 4 hundred billion to go." says Penguin as he blasts a roach with his hand held proton bolt cannon.
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you cant pick your friends nose."- Me
Jimbob enters and tells a story: "Once upon a time I went to the park and there was the Hobo feeding the ducks and he was like "Hobo Hobo" and he threw the popcorn to the ducks and the ducks went to eat it but the hobo got hungry and went "Hobo Hobo" and ate the popcorn and the ducks got mad and grew horns and staring stabbing the Hobo to death and dragged him into the lake and he was like "hobo hobo" and no one ever saw him again."
Taking a large gasp for breath, Jimbob gets a Sprite and chugs it down.
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Luke sticks a tranquilizer dart in Jimbob's neck.
"Calm down, sonny, I think the Aussies permanently affected your brain..."
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