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      Luke shoots the huge pirate square in the head, then dumps Rawzer in the acid pit.

      "Rawzer, you idiot! 'The crummiest bar in the space port'? This is the only bar in the space port! In fact, the space port is in this bar! This is a high-quality bar! I spent 50 million credits on the bar stools alone! Don't go dissin' my bar!"

      Luke, now tired out, installs a hot tub and starts relaxing.

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      (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

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      DeadBeat makes a point by blowing up the Gilded Truffle with Rawzer and his date in it. “Traitor’s to the bar deserves the death penalty.” He thought to himself as he coolly walks away just as the cops show up.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat

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      The cop quickly finds Deadbeat and TheLonePenguin (for spelling Rawzer wrong) and throws them both in prison. TheLonePenguin pays a $250 fine, but Deadbeat tunnels out because he's, well, a deadbeat.

      Sylvia and Rawzer escaped completely unharmed. Rawzer apologized for his rudeness, he didn't realize that what he imagined the Boozerama to be (it's called the Boozerama, for Zark's sake...) was completely different than what it is (apparantly a 7 star restaurant/spaceport).

      Well, Slvia and Rawzer got married, had their honeymoon on Shmoo (sorry, Nova reference), and they now live on (and are the owners of) a private (non-Confederation) Luxury Liner restaurant orbiting Earth, called the Gilded Truffle (yeah, that's right).

      However docile the Gilded Truffle may seem, it has full compliments of armor and shield systems. Also, it has emergency missile flares. Not to mention missile, torpedo, rocket, javelin, propelled bomb, laser, proton, neutron, and mass driver weaponry. So stay away, if you're not looking for a romantic evening or special occasion dining spot. Don't worry, there's no competition to the Boozerama. So here I am.

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      "I'm afraid you had a cardiac episode. Ah heh heh heh..."
      "Worst episode ever!"

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      Rak, unnoticed, puts organicphage acid in the piping leading to Luke's hot tub. Suffice to say, Luke dies as soon as the acid burns through his vital organs. Rak walks to the bar, grinning, and orders a random drink.

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      Rak gets sulphuric acid, favorite of aliens. Coincidence? Sure...

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      "I'm afraid you had a cardiac episode. Ah heh heh heh..."
      "Worst episode ever!"

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      DeadBeat decides to be the judge and jury for Rawzer once again, using his special tunneling skills DeadBeat digs his way into the new Gilded Truffle. "Ahh, there's the ventilation shaft," he whispers to himself. He crawls his way along the shaft towards a grate that happens to be across from Rawzer. He then quickly takes out his high-powered sniper rifle and carefully aims it at Rawzer's head. BANG! Rawzer is down, his wife's face is contorted with a look of horror. DeadBeat gives out a quick Yes and crawls down the ventilation shaft, through his tunnel and into his Vellos Javelin undetected. He flies off into the vast darkness of space to some hidden asteroid to hide out until the media frenzy is over.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat

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      Before drinking, Rak smells the acid and almost vomits. He throws the drink into Luke's derelict hot tub, and orders a scotch.

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      (This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-27-2002).)

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      Luke reincarnates himself as Buddha, rebuilds the hot tub, shoots a scotch at General Rak through his high-powered RAD-10000 (killing him instantly), then goes over to the Gilded Truffle for dinner.

      "Yo, Froedrick Jr.," Luke yells to his pet anaconda, "Cover the bar for me while I'm gone."

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      Rak reincarnates at the entrance of the bar. He cautiously enters and orders a tequilla.

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      Penguin gets a message on his wrist communacator and sends his escourts to put up a sucure pirimator. The pres of the Anti-pepsi group walks in and says "Penguin distroy all pepsi factorys." Then leves. Penguin takes off for a 11 dau mission.

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      "So You are a heartless basterd" -Me
      I am prezadant of a company called evil Corp it is a small componey and we make/edit games. email me if you want to join.

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      The bar was quiet. The silence was interrupted suddenly by the sound of engines whirring. There was a WHOOSH and a Kestrel landed on the landing pad, along with a corvette and 2 Lightnings. Blood Eagle climbs out. He casually walked in and ordered a vodka.

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      A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

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      Quote

      Originally posted by General Rak:
      **Rak reincarnates at the entrance of the bar. He cautiously enters and orders a tequilla.
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      Froedrick Jr. slides a tequilla down to Rak and a vodka to Blood Eagle.

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      "Hey thanks," Rak yells.

      He then gulps down the whole tequilla, and his face turns red. Rak screams out for water.

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      AJ moves back over the the bar and settles down on a stool. "How 'bout a Corona with lime?"

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      0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

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      Deadbeat is a loser.

      Now that that's off my chest, here we go:

      Since Deadbeat can't tunnel into a Luxury Liner orbiting Earth, and that the ventilation system is electricified, none of that happened. However, Luke did enjoy a delicious, tender filet mignon at the Gilded Truffle, and tipped heavily. Go Luke! However, he also ordered a vodka martini, stirred. Which he got, but it was of poor taste.

      So, if you're looking for fine dining, and a wink romantic evening wink, dress up and head to the Gilded Truffle. But if you're looking for a place to get a good stirred vodka martini, or a nice glass of skim milk (actually, the Gilded Truffle doesn't do so bad with those), head to the Boozerama, wherever that is! (Seriously, where is it?)

      After Luke left, Rawzer and Sylvia had passionate ---. They ****ed and !!!!ed all night long. Neither of them realized how fun #### could be!

      --- = fun
      **** = played
      !!!! = played

      = Clue™

      Hooray for them! Well, goodnight. Sylvia and I need to **** some more ####.

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      "I'm afraid you had a cardiac episode. Ah heh heh heh..."
      "Worst episode ever!"

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      DeadBeat takes great offense to being called a loser. He may be a deadbeat but he's not a loser. While Sylvia and Rawzer are having $$$ DeadBeat takes out his unstoppable transmographier gun and zaps Sylvia from a safe distance. After being zapped Sylvia turns into a man, DeadBeat laughs to himself and puts the gun back. He then goes to the Gilded Truffle to wait for Rawzer's reaction in the morning and to enjoy a skimmed milk. Ha! Rawzer probably paid for her services anyways.

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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat

      (This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 06-27-2002).)

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      Rak, seeing that no one is giving him water, runs over to the mineral water dispenser and chugs down an entire gallon. He then screams in agony and vomits all over Deadbeat.

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      Luke comes back and relieves Froedrick Jr. of his duties. "Now, then," Luke says, rubbing his hands together, "Who ordered what and when?"

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      Originally posted by General Rak:
      **Rak, seeing that no one is giving him water, runs over to the mineral water dispenser and chugs down an entire gallon. He then screams in agony and vomits all over Deadbeat.
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      Since Deadbeat isn't even in the bar, Rak's vomit travels through space and time very quickly. The bar's janitorial droids handle it easily, however.

      Luke sends a hypermail message to Rawzer.

      To: Rawzer
      From: Luke@boozbar.com
      Subject: Re: Bar location and dinner
      The Boozerama bar is located where it originally was, on Evildrome. It is run by me and is operated seperately from the pirates of Evildrome. In fact, the Boozerama Bar is officially an independent nation. See the first post on the first page of the Boozerama Bar NE for more information.

      Dinner last night at the Gilded Truffle was great. Sorry I couldn't stay and play ####

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      DeadBeat realizes where he should really be and returns to the bar. Then he sits down and says, "Ummm. I think I'll have a Nibos Beer!"
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      If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
      -DeadBeat

      (This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 06-28-2002).)

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      Blood Eagle takes a swig of vodka. Then, his face turns blue and he starts going nutso. :eek: He sues Froedrick Jr. and Luke for giving him poisonous vodka.

      Froedrick Jr. yells, "Are you the food inspector or something!?"

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      A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

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