Zax is hit with a rock and thrown into a burning buidling by Plexrom.

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** <snip>

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Um... Rock on, large man dancing on basketball court!

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Is it just me or did Varter put a big space of nothing in his post?

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
(that's the title of the book, not the date)
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Zax runs out of the building somehow unharmed, gets a needle and pops the fat dancing thing :p.

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Plexrom takes the needle from zax and pops him and then ties him down in the burning building.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Is it just me or did Varter put a big space of nothing in his post?

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It's you. I put a picture.

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Originally posted by Varter:
**< snip>
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That is very disturbing.

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Cresent returns to the bar, shocked by the sheer amount of posts while she was gone. After seeing Varter's picture, her jaw drops, "Wow, Deadbeat! You gained weight!"

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Yes, the picture is rather disturbing, ain't it?

Excellent.

(Varter looks around the bar...)

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent returns to the bar, shocked by the sheer amount of posts while she was gone. After seeing Varter's picture, her jaw drops, "Wow, Deadbeat! You gained weight!"

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After the success of Subway's Jared, Mcdonalds tried a similer thing with me...

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Cresent tells Deadbeat to sue McDonalds and offers to be his lawyer.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

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Originally posted by Varter:
**It's you. I put a picture.

**

I see it now that I'm on a mac. (stupid pc)

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
(that's the title of the book, not the date)
-Ultimate Rebel

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent tells Deadbeat to sue McDonalds and offers to be his lawyer.

**

DeadBeat accepts. "How qualified are you by the way?" Says DeadBeat as Cresent produces a suitcase with an old apple core.

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"Qualified enough to beat McDonalds," Cresent replies. She takes down Vartar's picture to use as evidence.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Luke fills the bar with Pepto-Bismal.

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Originally posted by Luke:
Luke fills the bar with Pepto-Bismal.

"Good!" yells Frodo. "My stomach was felling dismal," he adds.

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to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
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Jimbob shoots everyone in the bar with a gigantic laser gun. He then laughs as he realizes everyone in the bar includes himself.

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Cresent force-feeds the pepto-bismal to pp through a garden hose.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.