pp continues to play Deimos, spares a moment to finish up his homework and to kick Cresent in the behind (and get a light cheese snack), before going back to his shiny new iMac.

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Joelio walks up to the bar. Joelio order a drink. The drink is a zillion gallons of saltwater. Joelio burps. Joel goes to the bathroom. He floods the bathroom. He dies of dehydration.

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Jimbob opens the bathroom door and releases Joelios saltwater beverage leftovers. It explodes into the bar and everyone passes out. Jimbob jumps into the acid pit for refuge.

Oh, and welcome, Joelio. May you eat cake and die.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 04-24-2003).)

Mikhialovich recovers from a lacquer-related coma and finds his finger up his nose, placed there obviously by pp. He walks up to pp and pokes him in the eye, then calls his friends at the Albatross to come and aid in his Jihad against lacquered bars when, in some freakish wormhole related accident, Privateer's Haven slams into the Boozerama and that wreched hive of villianry and scum spills it's swill into the Boozerama: PORNO MAGAZINES AND WHORES!!!!!!!

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

DeadBeat slowly picts up the porn magazines and whores and places them in the compactor.

As the compactor finishes it's job, DeadBeat walks away holding in his hand the greatest porn magazine known to man.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat slowly picts up the porn magazines and whores and places them in the compactor.

As the compactor finishes it's job, DeadBeat walks away holding in his hand the greatest porn magazine known to man.

**

Cade joins the bar. He throws DeadBeat into the compactor. When the compactor is finished, nothing but ash is left. And no regenerating here, you were sliced to so small pieces you cant be seen anymore.

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Mikhailovich takes deadbeat's porno and rips out all the pictures and gives it back to him so he has to READ it! Then he goes over to pp and turns off his computer for no apparent reason and puts a fist through it's screen.

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

Luke feeds Ambassador Mikhailovich to Froedrick, Jr.

"Ya know, you're going to need a nickname. How about Mike? Or AM? Or Mo? Or Schmuck?"

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Jimbob drives a go-kart around and runs Luke over.

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Poor Jimbob, his gokart is smashed by plexrom's iron fist

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Jimbob steals an F1 car and runs Plexrom over. Jimbob pulls a doughnut hole and throws Plexrom into the acid pit.

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Oh and welcome.

By the way, isn't that three new people that have joined the bar in... two days?

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Plexrom regenerates with twice as much power. Then Plexrom take a shovel and whacks Jimbob eleven times and follows up with a bath in camel snot.oh and thank you for the welcome Jimbob.

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(This message has been edited by Plexrom (edited 04-25-2003).)

(This message has been edited by Plexrom (edited 04-25-2003).)

Mikhailovich shows Luke how skilled he is with the Schwartz, and shows his face the ground for attempting to name him, who's name will be forever more MIKHAILOVICH!! HAIL MIKHAILOVICH!! OH EE OH, OH EE OH, OH EE OH

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

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Originally posted by Ambassador Mikhailovich:
**Mikhailovich shows Luke how skilled he is with the Schwartz, and shows his face the ground for attempting to name him, who's name will be forever more MIKHAILOVICH!! HAIL MIKHAILOVICH!! OH EE OH, OH EE OH, OH EE OH

**

Alright, Mike.

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Mikhailovich turns around with spittle flecking from his mouth and brutally mauls Jimbob like a mother bear mauls a hunter who has stepped between her and her cub.

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat puts mike between a mother bear and her cub so he gets a taste of his own medicine.

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Hey! I put you into the compactor so you were shredded in unidentfiable pieces. I laso said no regenerating.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**By the way, isn't that three new people that have joined the bar in... two days?
**

What three people?

Frodo runs around annoying people until he gets thrown into the acid pit.

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Zax pokes Frodo101 with a stick before it dissolves. He then gets high on some fuel and runs into a wall.

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