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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Then she thinks about enlarging the bar, as it is too small to avoid stray blaster shots and drunken penguins collapsing on you.
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Luke tells Trugati to go back to the first page and read the first post.

"This bar is more than ten miles across!"

Edit: 28th page, not to mention the fact that this is now the largest topic I've ever seen on these boards! Woo-hoo!

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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 01-05-2003).)

Dragoon leaves to offer Body Shots at the BnB.

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DeadBeat begins a business in selling Vellos Javelins to stupid buyers. 10 minutes later PP shows up...

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Stardust shoots pp into the acid pit (21 right?) And as pp is getting out Stardust blasts him in again. (22! Record!) after about the 100th time he turns around and orders 122 shots of the strongest stuff Luke has.

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Luke laughs out loud, hands Stardust exactly what he ordered and sits back to watch the show...

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Strdust downs all 122 shots then promptly falls off the stool onto the hard wood floor with a sickning crack.

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pp walks through the door of the bar with various scantly dressed women. (Of all races) ALL RIGHT! THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA' DO THE SHOTS RIGHT! (1,000,000 credits a pop people, all proceeds go to the United Penguins Association)

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Dragoon returns after being rejected in BnB space. After seeing all the women, he offers Body Shots again.

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UR asks pp if he has change for a 1tril credit chip, and laughs as pp starts counting small chips of 5k and 10k.

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Trugati stalks up to Luke angrily and says, "I HAVE read the first page and the following."
"Then why did you forget?"
Trugati is in a loss for words and knocks him unconscious instead. When Luke revives, she is found sealing up the acid pit hastily.

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The great space parrot is a biped

DeadBeat wonders if PP's women are human or penguin. He then turns to Luke and asks "When did this become a whore house?"

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Rebel Manta walks up to Stardust and knocks him out for hurting a pinguin. Then sits down and wonders why all hate penguins except for a few. After a while, she puts her shattered Manta back into place and starts riding on a half-fixed Manta. Then crashes into Luke unpurpose and knocks HIM out as well. But since Rebel Manta is a girl and has an invincibility field, nobody can hurt her.

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I love Confed butt kicking

(This message has been edited by Rebel Manta (edited 01-06-2003).)

Dragoon, being licked by crazy-drunk women, congratulates Rebel Manta for finally registering. "If I had a glass, I would raise it, but I think something else has risen instead."

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Rebel Manta thanks esw_dragoon... Then knocks out the disgusting women since they are disgusting.

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I love Confed butt kicking

NR comes and finishes off the women with his standard laser blaster but forgets that everything regenerates...

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The ways of the Bounty Hunter ties with the Rebellion.
Go to Hunter HQ and aquire some vital knowledge!!

(This message has been edited by Nebula Roamer (edited 01-06-2003).)

Trugati thanks Rawzer for the drink and buys him one.

Then she turns around just in time to see the corpses of the women slowly stagger back up.

"Get them out, pp."

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The great space parrot is a biped

Ghostdog, newly arrived with his Clipper "Storm Cloud", is frowns at the dead women lying, very dead, on the floor and wonders if the pinguin is related to any earth-animal he's heard about...

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Originally posted by ghostdog:
**Ghostdog, newly arrived with his Clipper "Storm Cloud", is frowns at the dead women lying, very dead, on the floor and wonders if the pinguin is related to any earth-animal he's heard about...

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Trugati tells Ghostdog to read the first Boozeramma bar page, because he obviously is ignorant to the fact that everything and everyone in the bar can regenerate.

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The great space parrot is a biped

DeadBeat steals Luke's plaque and puts it on his wall. DeadBeat wonders whats attracted all the new comers...free beer? DeadBeat starts running towards the bar.

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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Sipping the drink from Trugati, Rawzer glares at Luke.

"What?" asks a seemingly innocent Luke.

"My five credits, hand it over," demands Rawzer.

"Oh, alright, "sighs Luke, and hands Rawzer a credit chip.

"And you thought she'd never buy me a drink. I showed you!" Rawzer shouts, spilling his drink. It immediately burns through his pants. Before anyone notices, Rawzer dives into the acid pit.

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