...You're in history and they're discussing the Navy's ships, when you hear them say corvette and destroyer. You think, "I've taken out plenty of vettes in my rebel destroyer."
Okay, now somebody come up with something else.
I thought the board needed some waking up. 
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
You know you're an EV Addict when you post this type of topic for the 27th time.
cough
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2500 posts as of 11.13.02, 11:39 PM (2:39 AM ASW time).
(url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Pie is good.(/url)
Official minion of (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url). (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/dragoon/")D(/url)o not resist. Beware the substance '(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")E(/url)'.
Official fan of Tim Isles' (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/empire_trilogy/")Empire Trilogy(/url). Beware the other substance '(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/empire_trilogy/")E(/url)'.
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1.You always call Earth "Sol".
2.You like this girl but you don't want to ask her out because she might be Commander Krane.
3.Your favorite pickup line is "How many planets have you conquered?"
4.You carry around a scale claiming it's your "density scanner".
5.You wonder when Cunjo hunting season is.
6.When your teacher asks where your homework is you reply,"I was attacked by pirates who disabled and boarded me on the way to School. They managed to take my cargo and some of my credits."
7.You tell people that Wraiths are everywhere, but because they're invisible no one can see them.
8.You keep checking your tv guide for Holovid.
9.You always carry around drop bear repellant.
10.Your friends think you're a porn addict when you're actually checking out some hot screenshots of EVN.
That's all I can think of for now, enjoy!
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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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... you cannot do "all-nighters" to study, but ... Wow! That's the sunrise again. I planned to quit EV by 2:00 AM this time ... honest!
- KK
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Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch
... when you first played EV in 1996 and are still playing it (or Nova) now.
... when you have beta tested 2 EV Games
... when you have beta tested 10 Plugins
... when you have been on the development team for 4 plugins.
... when you have had a hand in building 3 EV websites
... when you disobeyed your parents in order to leave the 28.8 modem online all night to download EVO
-J
PS. They are all true, in my case.
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9.You always carry around drop bear repellant.
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You're afraid you are attacked by Auroran people jumping down from threes because you have a Drop Bear Repelleant.
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6.When your teacher asks where your homework is you reply,"I was attacked by pirates and I needed to jettison my cargo so I could reach the velocity needed for my escape."
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?? That doesn't sound like EV.
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You tell people that Wraiths are everywhere, but because they're invisible no one can see them.
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I'll admit I stretched it a bit.
11.You outfit your car with an auto-refueler but are pissed of because it never works.
12.You get a whole bunch of tatoos so you can claim your an Aurorian.
13.You enjoy gambling in EVN so much you decide to check out a casino but can't find where the vipers are racing.
(Edit:I changed #6 in my last post.)
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7.You tell people that Wraiths are everywhere, but because they're invisible no one can see them.
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Heh. Those are great. Although this one sounds like Star Craft. Or is it from Nova?
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
**You know you're an EV Addict when you post this type of topic for the 27th time.
cough
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Really? I can only recall having one of these since I joined. I must've been off when all these took place.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Heh. Those are great. Although this one sounds like Star Craft. Or is it from Nova?
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It's from Nova.
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2500 posts as of 11.13.02, 11:39 PM (2:39 AM ASW time).
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Official minion of (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url). (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/dragoon/")D(/url)o not resist. Beware the substance '(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")E(/url)'.
Official fan of Tim Isles' (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/empire_trilogy/")Empire Trilogy(/url). Beware the other substance '(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/empire_trilogy/")E(/url)'.
Wasn't this EXACT same topic posted less then a month ago? 
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When you know exactly how many of these threads there have been recently.
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
-Ultimate Rebel
...you post the same thing as (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002600.html")This post(/url)
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-Unreal Centipede
"...EV Nova..."
"...EV Overide..."
"...Escape Velocity..."
Whatever # this is) When you have EV set to all the F keys at the top of your keyboard
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-Unreal Centipede
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Heh. Those are great. Although this one sounds like Star Craft. Or is it from Nova?
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Either way...
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Is it just me or do a couple people here have a rather large stick up there a$$?
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