...the IDF officers got stoned and inadvertantly...

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**...the IDF officers got stoned and inadvertantly...

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...set fire to a recording studio with a flare gun, the only witnesses to the crimes committed by Frank Zappa and the Mothers (which was their nicknames at the time) was the group Deep Purple who told their story in a song called...

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...who killed **** Nixon. The song was a #1 hit in the Republic of...

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...Antarctica...

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The Republic was suffering from a severe shortage of...

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...water, and people are becoming as dry as bones...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

... so they melt the ice in Antartica, thanking God that, unlike the North Pole, the South Pole is an actual continent and not a big block of ice, and...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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...find out that it contains a lethal poison. Horrified, they...

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...find an antidote and test it on...

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...the evil warlord Sam Brownback. However,...

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**...the evil warlord Sam Brownback. However,...

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...Sam was on vacation in North Pole visiting Santa and his Elves. This caused...

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..them to test it on a crackpot named...

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...Earl. Suddenly...

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...Earl exploded in rage, spewing out cult related...

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**...Earl exploded in rage, spewing out cult related...

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...pope hats, the Pope was really surprised that someone ate his hat so he...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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...called the police, who obviously thought he was nuts...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

He was. However, one cop...

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...,who was a psychopath, decided to cruely torture the Pope to death. He...

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...is now hated by all Catholic people.

(Sorry!!)

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Unfortunately for him, Spl_Cadet assassinated him the next day, but not before forcing him to...

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