Shade goes to work thinking of a Skraine sig tech.Just to show we're all busy

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Dragon, highly enebirated, continues eating Jimbob's Mahi-mahi, but begins to steal some shrimp as well.

Upon hearing Shade's last comment, he pulls his head up, two shrimp (shells unremoved) still dangiling (sp) from his mouth, and asks, "Errr? 'E af o e Erking?"
At Shade's befuddled face, Dragon rips the shrimp out of his mouth, spraying snot all over Shade, and asks, "We have to be working?"
Without waiting for an answer, he places the shrimps back in his mouth and begins to open-and-close the Men's Room door, very rapidly. His idea of "Erking."

No,but my poor nanoprocessor neural chips are in overdrive.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Hey ya'll. Me comin from school at ya.

Is it me, or has the BBars slowed down?

I've learned not to play strategy games online. Do you know how long that takes? 1 hour + a game, at least.

Insano sees the seafood and orders 10 Maine lobsters and a bucketfull of coconut shrimp. Since the lobster meat is out of the shell, he just sticks his head in and eats, and eats, and eats....

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Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.

Luke gets out of te bar and blows it up.

Luke builds a new bar.

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Originally posted by Insano:
I've learned not to play strategy games online. Do you know how long that takes? 1 hour + a game, at least.

Bah, my average game of Brood War lasts about 15 minutes. I've won a two vs. two game in under 5 before. Remember, cheating is impossible on battle.net. Well, except for the PC ######s who use hacks.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

This sucks I don't have BW! :mad:
Darn those PC hackers.
7 v 1, comp stomps rarely last 5 or more minutes.
We better stop talking about a Blizzard game on the Ambrosia Boards.

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(url="http://"http://pub37.ezboard.com/bdirtyratincorporated")Dirty Rat Inc.(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")Luke's Spot(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub90.ezboard.com/bevevoevnspacebetweensoftwaresspaceplace")SBS's Space Place(/url)

(quote)Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**We better stop talking about a Blizzard game on the Ambrosia Boards.:p I can kick your ass much better with the extra units.
Moose, you got time for a game sometime today? I'm pretty free.

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(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Or take it to Just Games. You can talk about any games there, even sports etc.

And ya'll need Brood War, dammit! :frown: You'd probly whip me. I haven't played in a while.

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(url="http://"http://pub37.ezboard.com/bdirtyratincorporated")Dirty Rat Inc.(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")Luke's Spot(/url)
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**

Does anyone know when the movie "Rat Race" is coming out on DVD?

Now, for the amusement of all Yankee-haters:

A Brief History of the New York Yankees

The New York Yankees were created by the Devil in 1903. Their mission: to brainwash humanity and earn a ridiculously large amount of money. Since then, many innocent human beings have been enslaved by the Yankees and turned into Yankee players, managers, owners, and mainly fans. They progress mainly because the owners and managers are filthy rich. (If other teams were that rich, they’d be just as good.)

Here is the Yankees’ strategy:

A) Buy the best players you can get.
Buy lots of ads etc. to attract fans.
C) Let the players loose on the field.
D) With the power of the Devil and the prospect of all that cash, the players will almost always win.
E) The fans will be impressed, and the evil Yankee empire will grow.

This reminds me of a plot by one of my crazier friends to build a city for himself in "The Name of God" using Mexican slave labor. You probably don't want to know...

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Mr. Moose takes out a jynnantonox and drinks it. Police come and arrest all/most of us for underage drinking. The police look around tring to confinscate the booze and while doing so the drink some PGGB and die. We escape. I rummage through the cops' corpes for loose change: 5 credits!

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(url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")Luke's Spot(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub90.ezboard.com/bevevoevnspacebetweensoftwaresspaceplace")SBS's Space Place(/url)

UE Patriot flies into the system in his Rebel Cruiser, the R.S.S. Sacred Heart. He then demands tribute from the planet, and Evildrome sends out its defense fleet. He easily destroys the 13 waves of 5 Rapiers each and then, in full control of the planet, he wipes out all the nearby Renegades (with the help of some Rebels) and hands Evildrome over to the Rebellion.

UE Patriot then lands on the planet, goes into the bar, and asks for a drink.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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"With a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin..." -Weird Al Yankovich, Amish Paradise

Luke gives UE Patriot a drink, even though he's not the bartender. "Not sure exactly who the bartender is exactly..." he mutters.

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I'm the 'tender, the law is (and if it wasn't, it is now) that the topic starter is the bartender.

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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**I'm the 'tender, the law is (and if it wasn't, it is now) that the topic starter is the bartender.

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"Act'ly," Draco drawls, "the person most fit to be bartender is bartender, and, if I'm not mistaken, Insano is the most qualified to be bartender (after me of course), so he is bartender. I rest my case."

Draco shoots Mr. Moose for no reason, and runs shrieking with laughter through the wall. He is sucked into the time continuim, and was never seen at Boozerama Bar XIV again. And good riddance.

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Oooh! Oooh! (url="http://"http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight4.htm")A new flash game!(/url)
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Kee kee, Draco, Smaug and Ladon!

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Originally posted by draco_2488:
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose:
**I'm the 'tender, the law is (and if it wasn't, it is now) that the topic starter is the bartender.

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"Act'ly," Draco drawls, "the person most fit to be bartender is bartender, and, if I'm not mistaken, Insano is the most qualified to be bartender (after me of course), so he is bartender. I rest my case."

Draco shoots Mr. Moose for no reason, and runs shrieking with laughter through the wall. He is sucked into the time continuim, and was never seen at Boozerama Bar XIV again. And good riddance.

**

Fool, you missed my post when the bar came back into real space, therefore I cannot have been shot into the warp, It's kinda like Luke's faulty body store.

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(url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")Luke's Spot(/url)
(url="http://"http://pub90.ezboard.com/bevevoevnspacebetweensoftwaresspaceplace")SBS's Space Place(/url)

UR throws Mr. Moose into an escape pod and launches it off into space. "I'm the bartender again!" And he hands out free beer (this post was just for fun)

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