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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Math, a Science Project (EVIL!!!), Book Report, and a Geography project.

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THAT'S NOTHIN! I'm in 7th grade. This week, I have to get a 3-page essay about a scapegoat story (not very long for my high-school level of writing/authorization), a biography report on Neil Armstrong that consists of writing his mother/father's names, whole family, famous people known, a poem, a biography of me, 10 vocabulary words, chronology/timeline, diary writing, oral report, posterm diarama, collage, writing a letter to him, planning tour of United States with him, nespaper article about him coming to town, etc. and I have to work on making a LASER from scrap - we have 2 weeks - and learning all of the "Hello"s, "Good-Bye"s, "Greeting"s, numbers, and some other stuff in French - have 2 days to study for test - write a 2-page essay on anything... in Persian and Hebrew! One page in Hebrew, other in Persian! And a few easy things.
All of this is easy, but much harder, more time-consuming, and brain working than six-grade things. (no offense)

And by the way Dragon, you don't spell like you're in college. No offense.

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I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter

Stop griping. wait 'till High School, at least.
A taliban official (disguised as an old woman) begins handing out butterfinger bars. "No, no, dears. I'm not posioning you with Anthrax spores. I just have it left over, yes, that's it..."

20 minutes later, we are all laid out flat, with heavy symptoms of inhaled Anthrax.
Except for me.
Y'know why?
'Cause Ihad my tray-table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had my tray table up, and my seatback in the full upright position, had my... Yeah, I memorized it too, Insano.
There must be a site that plays Weird Al, or something that carries an 'Al MP3 recording. I wonder if UBB allows patrons to post MP3s? Theres always the good-ole-fashioned link, I suppose...

Lyra, um, I think that was a little uncalled for, maybe? Ah, whatever. I had my own little anthrax scare the other day - found a bunch o' white powder on the side of a 24-pack of Zephyrhills water. :eek:!

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HappyPirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!

OK. I'll refrain from that, just for you, Ash.

Dragon crawls up from the floor and fires off bolts and the rapidly retreating old woman. Turns out, we just ate too fast, and she really was and old lady. Dragon apologies (sp) and walks her across the street. He crawls up to the roof and graffitis the "Boozerama" sign. This gives room for expansion, people...

(quote)Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
**OK. I'll refrain from that, just for you, Ash.:p about. It's not a joke. Not to get all serious or anything.

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I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter**

We rejoin our hero for the third installment of this thrilling mini series.

Ernie and Rawzer sit at the bar in the Evildrome Boozerama. Rawzer, uncomfortably; Ernie, casually. Rawzer starts a conversation:

"So, what's that thing you wanted to show me?"
"Oh, nothing."
"So, why did you say you had something to show me?"
"I just needed you to come here with me."
"Why?"
"Well, you might have noticed that I'm an alien."
"So?"
"As, an alien, it's exceedingly difficult to get a job, hence the ship stealing."
"I see..." Rawzer was beginning to grasp the point of this lecture.
"So, without money, I need someone to pay for me."

For the nth time in his meaningless little life, Rawzer was speechless.

"You're a jerk."
"Yes, I've read the book, too. Quit complaining."

Rawzer was speechless again.

"You do realize that I don't appreciate your company, right?"
"Sure."
"Okay, just checking."

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Oy!

The bar exits the warp, there was much rejoycing. Yay! It then crashes on earth killing millions of Confed officers attending a galactic meeting, again, there was much rejoycing. Yay! (To JimBob :D)

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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-06-2001).)

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Se le olvido que no estoy en una Mac.

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Yo tampoco no estoy en una Mac.
Maldito! Tres dias que no estoy en el internet y la Boozerama tiene mas de ciento posts (sorry, don't know how to say that in spanish)

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Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyways.
I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel

(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 11-07-2001).)

Insano walks out of the damaged bar and walks up to a very small tree. He tries to climb it but can't as it breaks under his weight. When it comes down he finds something in the trunk. A Pepsi can! He chugs it down and starts to suffocate on the Roach Juice.

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Luke finally gets back.

"Sorry, I got lost on my way back from the water fountain- why is this place so big?"

Luke continues writing the rules of life.

5. Always accept the arbitrary.

6. Never try to get into Area 51 without asking the aliens first.

7. Never trust aliens.

8. Pay attention to what you really want this rule to be.

9. When in doubt, hit it harder.

10. Remember, you and yourself can overcome schizophrenia together.

11. Never tease an elephant.

12. The best ideas always turn out bad.

13. Number thirteen is a very lucky number indeed.

14. Don't look anything/one in the eye.

There was white powder all through the kitchen today.
The dog ripped apart the icing sugar bag.

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"Ash"? I like it...

My apologies to all who miss me during my absences. I try to make sure I come here at least once daily.

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HappyPirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!

Like those rules of life, Luke.

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Ok,I'm lost now.
What are we talking about?

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Luke exits the bathroom.

Luke continues with the Rules of Life.

15. Think of it as "thrifty," not "cheap."

16. If you don't write back, people will never write to you again.

17. Don't abuse your superpowers.

18. Didn't you know you had superpowers?

19. Dang it, take off that kryptonite necklace!

20. For Halloween, always give out the best candy you can buy. After doing this for several years, start charging for it. Gradually incerease the cost of the candy.

21. Federal Law: Don't be a Yankees fan.

22. Antarctica is not a good vacation spot.

23. However, penguins make great pets.

24. Never settle for less than dolphin-free tuna.

25. Unless you like to eat dolphins.

26. Surgeon General's Warning: Using PCs can be harmful to your health.

27. Smoking's pretty bad, too.

28. The only real reason to watch the Super Bowl is for the funny comercials.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Se le olvido que no estoy en una Mac.
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Ah, sí. En eso caso, no tengo ningún idea. :frown:

You know, you people who think memorizing Albuquerque is sick obviously haven't memorized not only that, but also Ameircan Pie, both the original and Weird Al versions, as well as several other Weird Al and other songs.

iTunes 2 rules. Though I tend to think that my 53 track playlist rules more.

Dragon - My b.net name is for Brood War, actually. If you play that, we must arrange a time to play. You play on Blood Bath and similar maps, right, not just money maps?

And I know very well what you mean about the Wraiths, though generally I find Goliaths much more frustrating. It's odd, since they all use equivalent AIs, but Goliaths seem far stupider than anything else in the game.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Maldito! Tres dias que no estoy en el internet y la Boozerama tiene mas de ciento posts (sorry, don't know how to say that in spanish)
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I'd probably substitute the word "mensajes" (that is the translation of messages, right? Too much vocab in my head ), which seems close enough.

Luke - Nice rules. 21 should be a federal law, and 26 should be a surgeon general's warning.

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What do you mean by your '53 track playlist'? I can make a 52 (or is it 53) track playlist with iTunes 2.

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I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter

(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Luke - Nice rules. 21 should be a federal law, and 26 should be a surgeon general's warning.:)

testing Tic-Tac-Toe imitation:

XOO
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(quote)Originally posted by The Space Between:
**What do you mean by your '53 track playlist'? I can make a 52 (or is it 53) track playlist with iTunes 2.;)

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(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
**I'd probably substitute the word "mensajes" (that is the translation of messages, right? Too much vocab in my head:redface:

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