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      (quote)Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke explodes, reincarnates, and continues running.;)

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Hmm, if the bomb technician gets himself blown up that easy, I think we'd better demote him.;)
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      Luke is demoted to janitor. He continues to run. Posted Image

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      Mac, annoyed at Luke's persistance in running, shoots his legs off, but does not kill him, thus Luke is unable to reincarnate. 😉

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      Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Mac, annoyed at Luke's persistance in running, shoots his legs off, but does not kill him, thus Luke is unable to reincarnate.;)
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      Luke shoots himself in the head, dies, and reincarnates himself. Luke then resumes running. Posted Image

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      Trying again, Mac shoots off Luke's arms and legs, so he has no control over the world around him. 😛

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      (quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Trying again, Mac shoots off Luke's arms and legs, so he has no control over the world around him.:D

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      Shade suggests that Mac shoot Luke's arms and legs off,pull his teeth out and cauterise the holes where his teeth were,put him in a straitjacket and remove any sharp objects from the vicinity.

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      Mac does all of Shade's suggestions with two exceptions: he omits the straightjacket and cuts his tongue off so he can't try to gum himself to death, and cauterizes that too. While in Luke's mouth, Mac also checks for any suicide devices that might be in Luke's mouth and removes them.

      What would be the point of the straight jacket when he already has no arms and legs? 😛

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      RebelRunner walks in, and says he escaped. he sits down and waits for somebody to say something to him.

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      Skyblade blows RebelRunner's arms off, since he seems to be in need of some entertainment. 😉

      Orders a Dr. Pepper

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      Corey says something to RR, however it is lost amidst all the din and confusion. 😄

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      "And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
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      The chocolate icing that I dumped on Insano melts,and sticks him to the floor with lots of gooey hydrocarbons.

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      Originally posted by Shade:
      **The chocolate icing that I dumped on Insano melts,and sticks him to the floor with lots of gooey hydrocarbons.
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      Mac, satisfied that Luke has apparently stopped moving, comes back and sees the hydrocarbons. "Shade, is there any Ethene in here?" he asks as he paws through them.

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      Corey procures a large supply of ethene from nowhere and sprays it all around. No more hydrocarbons! 😛

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      "Honey, do you love me?" "Of course, sweetie."
      "And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
      "Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY! "

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      (quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
      **Corey procures a large supply of ethene from nowhere and sprays it all around. No more hydrocarbons!:p :evil:

      mac gathers up the ethene and takes it into a back room, along with a bucket of water and a flask of acid.

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      (quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Ethene is a hydrocarbon, idiot.:p

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      "And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
      "Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY!** "

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      Skyblade outlaws chemical warfare inside the bar

      "Take that stuff outside and play with it," Skyblade said, sipping at his Dr. Pepper. 😛

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      Luke, you just died more in a short amount of time than I ever have. Congratulations.

      Insano uses his amazing strength to pull himself free. He then finds look and shoots him, allowing him to reincarnate himself. Insano then goes over to RR and puts his arms back on.

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      Mac pulls out a vial of Anthrax and plops it in Skyblade's DP. 😛

      "You just go ahead and try to stop us from having chemical warfare in the bar," Mac says.

      In the back room, he begins mixing the ethene, acid, and water he brought.

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      <-------I'm BaAaAaaaack!

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      My sentiments exactly. What's with Spacey, anyways? If he is a psychopath, he's being reeeeeaaall subtle about it

      MUAHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA!

      Well, I feel back to normal. Now then... Hey Luke... you didn't kill yourself and reincarnate. You can bang your head on the ground. Or I could kill you. Y'know, come to think of it... I haven't killed Insano yet. Hmm...

      Spacey invites Insano out ot see his new ship, a Vortex Viper, named Cat's Eye. He shows insano the immense power by floating around the dome that surrounds the spaceport. He pilots the ship to land, then spins it around and runs down Insano, watching him run for his life. What's left of his life anyway. Spacey runs down Insano with the ship and knocks him in the back, knocking Insano on the ground, falt on his face. Spacey then parks on one of the Magnetic Landing Pods.
      Spacey walks towards the bar entrance where he had run down Insano. He sees Insano moaning and groaning on the ground and trying to get up. Spacey kicks a space rock at Insano. Insano looks back to see Spacey. Spacey pulls out his Neutron Hand Blaster (a larger, two-handed version of the Neutron Hand Pistol) and fires two largely noticable holes in Insanos body.
      Insano looks down, as he is sitting up, to see two large holes through his body. He looks at Spacey, rools his eyes back and falls backwards.

      Howabout a round of applause huh? I think that was pretty good for my first time, eh?

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