Skyblade reminds Mac that the only good thing about the 'Feds is that they, too, like Dr. Pepper. Unfortunately however, roach juice is gaining popularity on earth...

It's about time the loyal followers of Dr. Pepper bring war to the Pepsi plants.

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

OK!OK! I'm sorry I said Chess wasn't a sport!
Hangon-how can chess be an active pastime?
You do move your hands a little,I suppose.
Does that make posting this a sport?

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You exercise your brain :rolleyes:

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Terrorist Strike
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Did I say I was leaving? I forget. Well, I'm not. Anyways, I had a DP today. Mmmmm... Corey takes a bit of the whale that's still lying around and chucks it into the general mayhem. Hmm, it's getting a little musty in here...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Yes, /me had a DP today, too. DP is probably one of my favorite sodas now.

Insano puts the whale into a garbage chute and goes to Carl's Junior and buys some The Six Dollar Burgers. "Here, eat these instead of whale meat."

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"Mmmm...these things are much better than that nasty whale meat Skyblade "fed" me earlier...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Since Corey appreciated the whale meat so much, Skyblade agrees to bring him an extra whale for his next birthday.

Corey has now served his one week prison term, so Steve Jobs lets him out of jail.

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

Corey is so grateful to be out of prison in title as well as fact that he begins singing a reprise of the Moderator Theme Song!

(to the main tune of Yankee Doodle)

Ambrosia Software's web board mods
Are quite a funny loh-ot
Just make sure you don't spam a bunch
Or you just might get shoh-ot

E V ula's the EV mod
And Zelda gets Just Chah-at
spamguy rules o'er B&B;
TomWoozle's sig is phah-at

mburch is quite the programmer
and forge is full of nonsense
I know I left out quite a few
Well, that is just my two cents!

(I must've had one too many DPs...)

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Quote

Originally posted by coreycubed:
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(I must've had one too many DPs...)
**

Heh, perhaps I'm not the only one after all.

Nice song...

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

/me spanks Corey for not devoting at least a full verse to Tom

There's much more that's phat about Tom than just his sig, you know.

I've learned recently that the new Mountain Dew, Code Red, is pretty good. I think I'll have one of those in here.

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Quote

Originally posted by coreycubed:
**
(to the main tune of Yankee Doodle)

Ambrosia Software's web board mods
Are quite a funny loh-ot
Just make sure you don't spam a bunch
Or you just might get shoh-ot

E V ula's the EV mod
And Zelda gets Just Chah-at
spamguy rules o'er B&B;
TomWoozle's sig is phah-at

mburch is quite the programmer
and forge is full of nonsense
I know I left out quite a few
Well, that is just my two cents!

(I must've had one too many DPs...)

**

Actually Zelda and Spamguy have Ferazel. I alway go there so I should know . Nice song though.

Mac, Skybalde will kill you

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Overrider: You've got that right.

Skyblade ties Mac to the wall and throws the new intruding vending machine at him. After Mac is flattened, Skyblade throws the machine in the Pacific, which ends up hitting a Confederation sea freighter and sinking it. He then takes Mac, binds him with so much duck tape that he can no longer be seen, and throws him into Death Valley. The 'Feds find him (rather dehidrated by now), take him to court, and Mac receives a two day prison term. Normally that wouldn't be so bad, but at the end of the term, he'd stand before a firing squad.

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

This is over the Mountain Dew, not Tom, right? Because if Skyblade is mad at me for liking Tom, I think we're going to have a long and bloody war here...

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Quote

Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Corey is so grateful to be out of prison in title as well as fact that he begins singing a reprise of the Moderator Theme Song!

(to the main tune of Yankee Doodle)

Ambrosia Software's web board mods
Are quite a funny loh-ot
Just make sure you don't spam a bunch
Or you just might get shoh-ot

E V ula's the EV mod
And Zelda gets Just Chah-at
spamguy rules o'er B&B;
TomWoozle's sig is phah-at

mburch is quite the programmer
and forge is full of nonsense
I know I left out quite a few
Well, that is just my two cents!

(I must've had one too many DPs...)

**

Heh, pretty good!

Luke hires a bunch of mercenaries and tells them they're going on a dangerous assignment to destroy all the Pepsi plants in the universe!

Marvin the Paranoid Android enters the room.

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Quote

Originally posted by Luke:
**Marvin the Paranoid Android enters the room.
**

Mac decides that maybe the Confederate prison isn't so bad after all.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Quote

Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Because if Skyblade is mad at me for liking Tom, I think we're going to have a long and bloody war here...

**

Heh, no way. I like Tom just as much as any Nova fan would...

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

Mac decides the Confederate prison isn't all it's cracked up to be, even with Marvin in the bar. So he climbs out the window and walks off. The 'feds were too stupid to lock it.

Returning to the bar, he walks up to Skyblade. "Have you ever actually tried a Mountain Dew, let alone one of the new ones, Skyblade?"

And about the mods: Tom is IMO the best moderator on the entire board system, which is why he should get a whole verse. And what the hell board does forge moderate anyway? I can't find him listed on any of them.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Skyblade takes a sip of the new Mountain Dew. After going into a temporary fit of rage, he spits it all over the floor and throws it in the garbage. He then grabs his old Dr. Pepper backpack.

Yeap, Tom's a good mod. I don't know him that well (and I think EVula and Soviet Mikee are the best mods, but that's opinion), though.

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the Confederation Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

Insano starts making a new soda that Mac will like and that (hopefully) Skyblade won't get mad at him for drinking it. It has 20% DP, 40% of the new Mountain Dew, and 40% Sprite. I shall call it, Crystal Cola. Hey, you can see through it!

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I like mountin dew but havn't tried the new one.

OV hops skyblade has mercy. OV drinks DP by the keg

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