Corey, nooooooo!!! I use windows, but I'm not saying I like it. In fact, I dislike it rather strongly. The only reason I use it is for financial reasons.

Insano then takes a vile of windows XP (a.k.a. Xtra Problematic) and puts it in everyone's drinks. The two operating systems together is so terrible that all the drinks explode. Fortunately, no one is harmed and all the windows viles are destroyed. Now, to deal with Corey...

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Eh? What's that? I never said you liked Windows. I have to use it, considering that my PC is the only one with Internet access...and when I say Internet access, I mean something faster than 14.4 kbps.

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Mac creates a separate login for Corey, which gives him almost no privliges in the bar aside from listening and ordering drinks.

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Does this mean you've dumped the IRC-style BB? Last time I checked, I still had ops...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Skyblade drags corey to the silicon valley and takes him to Apple headquarters. It's about time corey had an appointment with Mr. Jobs.

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(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
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AAAHH!!! I use Macs!! I use Macs!!! What do you think I made my (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula(/url) plugin on? No need for a session with Steve, thanks!

Though come to think of it, I could use his autograph...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Steve Jobs gives corey a one week prison term for even messing with Windows in the first place. He does give corey his autograph, however...

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
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Gee, thanks Mr. J...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Steve shakes corey's hand and throws him in jail.

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-Cap'n Skyblade
(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the United Earth Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

Yes, but Corey, your main comp seems to be a PC, so you get to go to jail.

As further punishment, Mac decides he finally has something to do with all his old floppies still lying around! (I don't have a floppy drive in my house anymore ) Mac goes to visit Corey in jail and begins chucking floppies through the bars at him. "1, 2, 3... Don't worry Corey, I only have a few hundred here. 8, 9, 10..."

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RC not knowing were he is in the present time sits down at the bar and orders a nice cool Nestea. But since Mac is visiting Corey in jail RC jumps over the counter at helps him self to a couple of leaters of "Apple"cider not forgetting to get his Nestea. RC jump back over the counter trying to look normal.

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If anyone needs help creating a web site with HTML or needs help with HTML please e-mail me at (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/Ultimate.cgi?action=email&ToWhom;=rebel+council")rebel_council@mac.com(/url)

Shade shades his head in dismay at the insane BBers.
Ah what the hek Shade decides to join in the fun by spraying roach juice all over Corey through the bars.

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As soon as the roach juice hits Corey's body his skin begins to sting and shrivel. "It never fails, I just got a full body skin enhancer too..." Oh well. "Well, since this is esentially an online version of Mac OS X, nothing will work anymore if I hit the power button, right?" He takes careful aim. "Noo, Corey, don't!!!" says a small voice. "Huh? Who are you? It...can't...be...Chirpo?" "Chill, I'm not that special." says Chirpo. "I came to warn you about the Times ahead." "You mean like famine, war, sickness, and horror of horrors :eek: NO DR. PEPPER?!?!? :eek: "No, like the California Times," says Chirpo. "In fact, a large stack of them is coming your way right now." THONK! And Corey is knocked senseless.

Does everyone think I use a PC by choice? I'm in the process of getting a newer Mac, though I may just drop the idea 'cuz it's not going too well...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Insano picks up a copy of the Califonia Times and looks at the sports section. "Oh! Michael Jordan is coming back! Nooooo!!!"

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Yeah, I just got an email about that. Freaky, huh?

Corey teleports out of the jail cell to Washington and gets MJ's signature.

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

But Skyblade happens to be the jail mailman, and pours Dr. Pepper all over the Michael Jordan autographed paper before throwing the soggy sheet to corey.

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(url="http://"http://www.saberstudios.f2s.com")Saber Studios(/url) - Your source for original EV/O/N graphics.
the United Earth Graphics Expansion Set: Coming soon

Jordan's autograph won't be worth much if he completely flops this time.

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He didn't mail it or email it. I got it in person Corey seals both signatures in a vacuum-stasis chamber. They are effectively preserved for eternity.
(url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")http://plugs3.evula.net/(/url)

Uh huh, uh huh, EVula gave me a site, uh huh, uh huh...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

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He didn't mail it or email it. I got it in person:p Corey seals both signatures in a vacuum-stasis chamber. They are effectively preserved for eternity.
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Macavenger removes his special weapon, a Windows 98 CD, and throws it at the chamber. 98's bugginess promptly infects it, and it crashes, exploding in a brilliant blue light. Drark blue, with white highlights vaguely resembling an error message.

Site doesn't look bad, if a bit lacking in content now...

Is the site in beta too?

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Is the site in beta too?

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Nah, I'd say alpha...

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