Not too long, all I had to do was copy and paste a bunch of ( : P ) 's over and over. But the server kept rejecting my request to post with so many smileys...so I had to cut it down in size.

/me slaps Rak around with a large trout "Quit doing that!" Corey says, and reassembles his internal organs piece by piece. "Let's see, my spleen goes above my appendix, and my pancreas goes below the lungs..."

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Luke gives corey a large Turin Vodka. While corey is drunk, Luke rearanges all his organs.

Corey, don't do that again! All I'm going to be seeing for a week is all those goofy s, smiling at me. :shudders:

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Eh, I was trying to send Mac 10 copies of his password via the "lost password" link. Maybe it worked, and maybe it didn't, I don't know....
**

Ah, so that was you, eh? Please, don't do that again. I didn't find it particularly funny. Not at all, actually. I'll drop it this time, but if you do that again, I'll probably have to get in touch with moderators.

Macavenger bonks corey on the head with a large rock, dazing him. He then pulls out a large carving knife, and starts over where Rak left off and failed to finish.

Rak watches in horror as Mac carves Corey's kidney to little chunks of pulp. Mac the raises the knife, and in a swift motion, chops, of Corey's genetials. As Mac laughs evilly, Rak walks away, stunned!

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OV gets in his Rebel Cruiser and sets a Tractor Beam on Rak. OV brings Rak out into space and OV shoots him with missles, heavy rockets, and Proton Turrets. Rak is vaporized into nothing. "Bad Rak! Don't chop up coreys organs!" OV walks over to corey and gives him a disgusted face that kind of looks like this:

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Originally posted by General Rak:
**Rak watches in horror as Mac carves Corey's kidney to little chunks of pulp. Mac the raises the knife, and in a swift motion, chops, of Corey's genetials. As Mac laughs evilly, Rak walks away, stunned!
**

Er, since when do you control my character? All I was going to do is skin, draw, and quarter him, not hack his genitals to little bits.

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Rak waves a finger at OV for a rules violation (having an illegal ship)

Rak then grabs a neutron rifle and finishes off Corey with a shot to the head.

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Originally posted by General Rak:
**Rak waves a finger at OV for a rules violation (having an illegal ship)

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What rules? And how is a Rebel Cruiser Illegal?

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I'm back!

OV, I have to ask you, why do you have so many AIM's? Half of my buddy list is just you. Well, not really.

Do you guys want me to stir things up a little? I can't really start the soda wars again because I tried a DP and really liked it. Insano picks up a neutron rifle and walks up behind Rak. "Give me your credits, now!" Then he says to everyone else, "If anyone tries to harm me, he dies!"

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**What rules? And how is a Rebel Cruiser Illegal?
**

Mac stated that you can only have a civilian ship with a few fighter escorts...

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Originally posted by Insano:
Insano picks up a neutron rifle and walks up behind Rak. "Give me your credits, now!" Then he says to everyone else, "If anyone tries to harm me, he dies!"

Rak turns around and laughs at Insano. Insano pulls the trigger but nothing happens. Rak grabs the neutron rifle and turns the safety off Insano then runs out of the bar, Neutron Surges in pursuit...

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Insano once again breaks the galactic speed record. Remember that Skyblade and Mac? He then takes out his mini flare launcher in his pocket and fires enough flares so that no flares are pursuing him. Then, he grabs 2 :eek: neutron rifles and starts to fire at Rak. Yes, the safety is off!

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Oh, well. We're both dead. Good fight.

Insano reincarnates himself and gives Rak a free lightning from his used spaceship lot as a peace offering. Oh, btw, I own a used spaceship lot know. I'm willing to trade stuff for ships. But it's not like you're even going to use the free ships...

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Luke tries to pawn Corey's gallbladder for a Kestrel from Insano's used ship lot.

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General Rak: I guess I wasn't here for the rule.

Insano: First, I wanted to change my name because Ferazel sounded dull. Than I changed it to my board name for you guys to contact me

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Mac leads his fleet of four Defenders and his personal Corvette, the S.S. Starflare , over to Insano's shipyard. Seeing all ships settled on the ground, he promptly launches both Hawks from his bay. All 7 ships open fire in a massive fusillade of Laser fire, quickly decimating several ships. A couple of security towers pop up and are annihilated by Missiles from the Haws and the S.S. Starflare. Mac scans while attacking, and orders one Corvette spared. Meanwhile, all the other ships are being lit aflame in the shipyard...

I thought I'd give you a chance to come in with your personal ship here if you have one, Insano. I look forward to smoking it too.

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Woosh, I have been so busy lately...

Mac, sorry about that. But you did practically invite me to do so. After all, I said you were too serious, and you went and proved me wrong, so... No hard feelings eh? I won't do it again, never fear.

Oh, I'll delete that big ol' smiley post, btw. It's receiving a lot of complaints, especially for people with low bandwidth.

"HEY!!" shouts Corey. "Quit fooling around!" He takes his trusty RAD 9000™ and sets the dial to "Corey", then zaps himself back to normal. "If I ever catch you doing that again the consequences will be most dire..."

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Coreył (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Uh, Mac, no. First, all of the ships are currently manned. If one ship gets shot, they all start shooting at the attacking ship. I don't care what kind of ship you have. You can't beat that many ships plus base defenses.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Uh, Mac, no. First, all of the ships are currently manned. If one ship gets shot, they all start shooting at the attacking ship. I don't care what kind of ship you have. You can't beat that many ships plus base defenses.
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Er, no. Why would they be manned in a used shipyard? Plus, if they're all manned, that amounts to you having a fleet, which is illegal. Where would you find that many people to crew them anyway?

Mac continues blasting the apparently helpless ships at the shipyard, until all but the one Corvette are on fire, destroyed. That Corvette was singled out because scans showed it had an aftermarket Hawk Bay like the S.S. Starflare. Mac pilots his ship in and boards it, stealing both Hawks in the bay. Engineers quickly modify his bay to accommodate the full squadron. While the Corvette leads the retreat, the four Defenders finish off the last Corvette before following.

Insano still has his shipyard, but it's pretty worthless now with no merchandise

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::Talks to UGE about more cargo missions::
"Hey, does anyone feel like escorting my ship to Liberty Station?"
::Waits for responses::

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