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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Rak wakes up from his dream, suddenly realizing that his Rapier crewmen really did starve to death.;) Too bad they weren't down in the bunker after all...

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Ah yes, and after waking up, he also realizes that Mac took cover when the balls started flying wildly.

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Rak has a huge hangover, but he manages to get his gun. Before passing out, he blasts a hole in Mac's head. The projectile travels through Mac's head into CS's eye, tearing it to schreds. After he passes out, both die of fatal wounds.

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Rak then realizes he is day dreaming, and finds that all his weapons have been taken by Mac and Skyblade (which are now in their hands). Rak is also tied down to a chair, unable to move...

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Mac moves the radar gun, and begins throwing baseballs at Rak.

65... 62... 64... 59... "My arm must be getting tired - maybe I should stop."

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Rak then realizes that Captain Skyblade just passed out from drinking too much DP, and Mac is occupied with mutilating Luke's dead body. Rak activates a detonator charge, destroying the straps on the chair. He also calls the authorities and gets Mac arrested.

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Originally posted by General Rak:
**Rak then realizes that Captain Skyblade just passed out from drinking too much DP, and Mac is occupied with mutilating Luke's dead body. Rak activates a detonator charge, destroying the straps on the chair. He also calls the authorities and gets Mac arrested.
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Nope, sorry, my post pre-empted you. I was already pelting you with baseballs. Rak falls unconscious.

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But the authorities of the planet are ruled by Mac and Skyblade, so the soldiers place Rak in a 3-foot thick tritanium box and throw him in 8-mile deep lake.

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Rak suffocates, reincarnates, and activates the bars internal defense mechanisms. Rak pinches himself, and is not dreaming any more. The internal cannons and napalm bombs kills CS and Mac. Soon thereafter, the bar implodes and collapses.

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I herby decide that corey is Lyra

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Insano picks up a baseball and starts throwin'. 10, 9, 6, 2, dangit!

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But the bomb also kills Rak, who happened to be standing too close to the bar. The Boozerama Bar is now gone, so Skyblade reincarnates himself and builds it back.

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Skyblade must be delerious... Rak was in space when the bar collapsed

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Rak head over to BL3 in the override universe, and brings back a Bulk Freighter full of Saalien Brandy. He distributes the Brandy, free of charge, through-out the bar. The patrons can be heard cheering.

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YAY!!! Post 660

(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 09-19-2001).)

Mac reincarnates. He picks up a Saalian brandy, and shoves the glass down Rak's throat.

BTW, corey and Lyra are definitely not the same person. trust me. The three of us did the BL II fiasco, remember?

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Rak eagerly gulps the Saalien Brandy down, and downs another bottle. He then shoves a coke down Mac's throat

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Luke reincarnates himself and kills Macavenger and General Rak. He digs a big pit and falls in.

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Luke must have had his brains knocked out when the golf ball hit him, because GR is alive and well. Luke grabs a Saalien Brandy, and downs it. He drunkily falls into the pit and is buried by Macavenger.

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Originally posted by General Rak:
**Luke must have had his brains knocked out when the golf ball hit him, because GR is alive and well. Luke grabs a Saalien Brandy, and downs it. He drunkily falls into the pit and is buried by Macavenger.
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You're being like Lyra. Stop it! Just reincarnate yourself next time.

Luke digs himself out and eats a poisonous mushroom. "Yummy..." he says, and drops dead.

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Skyblade picks up Rak and throws him to earth where the Confederation can deal with him.

"So long!"

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