Thanks to Kill THIS With A Forklift for the idea. They had this on the EVO board.

Anyone have any haikus they wish to share with us? I'm sure I can come up with some...

Remember, 5-7-5 syllables in a haiku.

Jumping into Sol
Torps strike my Rebel Cruiser
Confeds don't like red

Hitting Shift to fire
Oh no, I'm out of missiles
Lightning goes ka-boom

Taking off from Mars
It's that Rapier again...
I should register!

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
I should register!

This is very true
Hector is quite annoying
Register now, scum

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Hrm, I'm not much for poetry since 5th grade, but here goes. Ahem...

I fly a Cruiser.
Rebel, to be specific.
It's simply awesome.

Confederates suck.
Can you fathom the reason?
'Cause mean people suck.

There are others, too.
You know who I really hate?
Those stupid pirates.

Who likes vanilla?
Chocolate (chok-lat) has to be the king.
It is way better.

That was off topic.
Not about EV at all.
Won't happen again.

Hmm, do you wonder
if I could be another
Haiku Generator?

You know the other?
He's from the EVO board.
I could be one here.

Well, it has been fun.
These haikus are difficult.
More later. Good bye.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**This is very true
Hector is quite annoying
Register now, scum

**

It was just a joke
I registered years ago
Haven't seen him since...

Hey, Rawzer not bad!
Since no one else has posted
We're the Haiku kings!

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**They had this on the EVO board.
**

And the Nova board
They had it first really, now
Forklift just stole it

Hey, Confeds don't suck
They just have problems
With their attitudes

Why is EV fun?
Well, you might as well ask why
The darn sky is blue

Enough Haikus, now
It has been real fun, though, guys
How should I end this...

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Originally posted by Luke:
**And the Nova board
They had it first really, now
Forklift just stole it

Hey, Confeds don't suck
They just have problems
With their attitudes

Why is EV fun?
Well, you might as well ask why
The darn sky is blue

Enough Haikus, now
It has been real fun, though, guys
How should I end this...

**

Hey, I got one!

Write your complaints here
Pleas don't write out of the space
That's Luke's signature!

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No one likes the Feds
Rebels are cooler than them
But pirates beat all

I fly a Cruiser
Not a sissy Destroyer
Fighters are for dolts

Neutron turrets broke
Fighting with torps does not work
Now I eat vacuum

Patrol ships are crap
Mantas are weaker than fleas
Lighting fails again

Haikus make me mad
Chocolate is much better
Luke has a good sig

I'm aweful at this
So now I will retire
To fight the 'fed scum

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

I am torn between
Studying or EV fun
Musn't flunk it though...

Hey! I can do both
Pass the test, then play GS
Gosh I'm just that cool

Why does it matter?
Life is just an illusion
And we don't exist

Boy, that one was deep
I'm such a serious guy
I've got to get real

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a frood who knows where my towel is.

Here's some stuff I like:
Rebels, Simpsons, and Star Wars.
Do you like these, too?

You'd better start now!
That is, if not already.
Never mind if so.

Out of the good stuff,
EV has to be the best.
It's just way cooler.

Got to depart now.
It's been very, very fun
So, ta ta for now.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

I am so depressed
Who would want to bomb New York?
I'd rather play games

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America mourns
The loss of innocent life
Pray for the victims

Things like this help us
Put things in perspective
Life is very fragile

We must learn to live
In peace with one another
End this suffering

Bush is a coward
He ran from danger so fast
He is no leader

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

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Originally posted by ares1:
**Bush is a coward
He ran from danger so fast
He is no leader
**

Ares needs some advice.
Follow your own signature.
Then criticize him.

Me? I'm Democrat.
But Bush deserves some credit.
He tricked America.

The news is tragic.
So much wasted destruction.
We need an answer.

I was just thinking,
this reminds me of EV.
Here me out on this.

Rebels destroy Confeds.
Even the Confed traders.
Who did they mistreat?

They didn't all choose.
Some were born Confederate.
But they all felt safe.

Why do we kill them?
They didn't do anything.
Shuttles should be safe.

So should Big Apple.
What did the consultants do?
Extremely tragic.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

I did follow sig
The bastard's shoes are right here
And he is not here

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--ares
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

No, I don't like Bush
But hey, you have to admit
He's better than Bill :rolleyes:

Why did we feel safe?
Just 'Cause we are rich?
Terrorists don't care!

But talk about this
On Just Chat or B&B;
Why'd I bring it up? :frown:

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Originally posted by Luke:
**No, I don't like Bush
But hey, you have to admit
He's better than Bill :rolleyes:
**

Bill was a Rhodes scholar
Bush failed college
Who is more qualified

The Bill administration has seen an improved economy
The George administration has seen a falling economy
Which is better

Bill banged an ugly intern
A big mistake on his part
But no ones buisiness but his families

I hope George knows what hes doing
If he gets us through this and handles it well
I will have new respect for the man

I just wish Bill were in office
Hes a more intelligent man
I dont know what else to say

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Originally posted by speil:
**Bill was a Rhodes scholar
Bush failed college
Who is more qualified

The Bill administration has seen an improved economy
The George administration has seen a falling economy
Which is better

I just wish Bill were in office
Hes a more intelligent man
I dont know what else to say**

I agree with speil,
but that wasn't haiku form.
You should try again.

I sincerely hope
that no one here's family
was in the building. :frown:

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

Rawzer's from NY?
He's got reason to worry
Prayers go out to all

And leave Bush alone!
No one here could handle that
He's doing his job

What a day that was...
I pray for resolution
Justice shall be served

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I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!

totally off the subject, but has anyone read this?

(url="http://"http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/09/12/binladen.profile/index.html")http://www.cnn.com/2...file/index.html(/url)
http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/09/12/mideast.reaction/index.html ://http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europ...ion/index.html ://http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europ...ion/index.html

i thought it was pretty interesting.

i think before we do anything we should figure out why they hate us so much.

i dont know.

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Rawzer's from NY?

**

Not New York City,
I live near Niagara,
You all know, the Falls?

It is terrible,
but we are not on topic.
Let's get on target. <weak smile>

I'm sick of this news.
It's just too disheartening.
I'd like to forget. :frown:

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Not New York City,
I live near Niagara,
You all know, the Falls?

It is terrible,
but we are not on topic.
Let's get on target. <weak smile>

I'm sick of this news.
It's just too disheartening.
I'd like to forget. :frown:

**

I must remember
Cuz it was on my birthday
Won't ever forget

Yes, back to the point!
EV's easy when you cheat
Must have a new bay...

Check the addons page
I'm sure that someone's made one
If not, I will soon

Hey! Here's an idea
Port EV to the GameCube
JK, maybe not

Haikus are such a
Wonderful way of writing
Not too hard either...

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!