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Originally posted by Luke:
**OK, I get on the Vogon ship, I smell something pungent, and can't do anything else. Help!
Luke glues himself to the wall and swallows an atom bomb set to go off in 00:00:01.
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Can't you "make out a shadow moving in the dark"?
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Can't you "make out a shadow moving in the dark"?
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Yeah... so? Who is it, Ford, a Vogan, or a Dentrassi? Can I talk to it? 
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Originally posted by Luke:
**Yeah... so? Who is it, Ford, a Vogan, or a Dentrassi? Can I talk to it?
**
sigh Look at it. The rest should become clear soon after.
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GR reenters the bar and sits far away from Corey.
He orders a New French Red Gold, and reclines back into the bar seat.
He watches as Corey ponders the Macavenger's chess move and drools on the table.
GR puts on a mask and gloves.
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Originally posted by General Rak:
**GR reenters the bar and sits far away from Corey.
He orders a New French Red Gold, and reclines back into the bar seat.
He watches as Corey ponders the Macavenger's chess move and drools on the table.
GR puts on a mask and gloves.
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You've got it all wrong. It's Mac's turn to move...and I don't drool.
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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**sigh Look at it. The rest should become clear soon after.
**
Oh... duh... 
The atom bomb goes off and the bar explodes.
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GR quickly goes back up to the Illusionary and enters detox.
Donning a radiation suit, he reenters the bar.
He aims a Rak Industries PlasterBlaster Desert Eagle G-15MAX (Maximized Advanced Experimental) at Luke. As Luke quivers in fear, Rak fires off two quick rounds. Just as they are to kill him, the Pokemon drops a giant piece of nasal discharge on him, killing him very slowly. Rak's shots penetrate the Pokemon's femoral and pulmonary arties, quickly killing the Pokemon.
Luke- Nothing personal, that's just for nuking da' bar.
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Corey, post for food
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Isn't there a rule that Insano isn't allowed to defend himself?
Blowing us all up makes us dead,therefore our powers to kill him are severely limited,therefore blowing us up can be seen as a form of self-defense in advance.
Therefore,Shade steps out of the radiation glow and blasts Insano's head off with the TBFR.
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Get some."-Me
Bruteroot can't die. He's just virtual data. He was only reconfigured, and now he's a Bulbasaur.
GR, what do ya think I'm doing?
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Zen throws the more dangerous looking food objects at hand at corey. Unfortunately, these seem only to be pretzels and a stick of butter. He then waits for someone to actually reconstruct the bar, and goes looking for skyblade to try his hand at filching some DP.
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/me rebuilds the bar with my $400 million fortune. It has heavy tritanium armour, boi tech security, and the latest Rak Industries BlazinFast 100 terahertz supercomputer.
GR uses his Rak Industries UpMod Rebel Destroyer to broadcast a targeted EMP blast at the Pokemon, wiping him from existance.
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Originally posted by Shade:
**Hey,how can Insano make a point if we don't know what his point is?
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It makes more sense when you know what the point is, but since he told me privately, I'm not sure I should reveal it. Anyway, he'll be back in a while.
Speaking of back, did anyone miss me on my 40 hour sabbatical? 
School started today, so I won't be on quite so often. :frown: Yesterday, however, I made some good progress on the plug, which is why I wasn't here. Check the link in my sig for info if anyone's interested. I know Insano has been, but I'm not sure if anyone else is.
Boozeramas have been getting a bit kooky lately, though that isn't why anyone's leaving, I don't think. Perhaps we need to do something traditional, like open a chain or have fights with the walls.
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Good idea, I had just been thinking about starting a franchise too...
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GR wakes up and discovers he has to deliver a package due :eek: yesterday. GR tosses the box at the wall, and the walls screams expletitives. GR stains the tritanium wall with Insano's blood. Then, he orders a liquoir and passes out.
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Originally posted by General Rak:
**GR wakes up and discovers he has to deliver a package due:eek: yesterday. GR tosses the box at the wall, and the walls screams expletitives. GR stains the tritanium wall with Insano's blood. Then, he orders a liquoir and passes out.
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How can you stain tritanium???
Corey Restor-A-Duck 9000s Insano, after setting the dial to "scapegoat". He then proceeds to randomly chuck Cheez-Its around the room, striking Mac and GR several times. "Ow," they say. "Hey GR, you're unconcious!" "Oh yeah, so I am..." says GR, and quits talking. Corey impatiently waits for Lyra to get back so the can have a Soda War.
"Hey, does anyone want me to make the duck racing game???"
PS: Nabooru is the Sage of Spirit.
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After waking up, GR slips behind Corey and pours tabasco sauce in his Cheez-It box. After snacking on a few Cheez-Its Corey starts to shake and cry for water. Siezing the moment, Rak forces an entire jar of Rak Laboratories Xtremality Super-Hot Tabasco Sauce down Corey's throat. Corey's toungue starts bleeding as his throat membrane explodes...
/me throughs Corey's cadaver in the oven.
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Originally posted by General Rak:
**and the walls screams expletitives.
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*** the_walls was kicked off #BB7 by hector (profanity)
With the loss of several walls (which didn't have auto-rejoin enabled, since they are non-intelligent) half the bar comes crashing down on General Rak, killing him. Much of the rest of the bar is also a complete loss.
hector, bad bot
*** mode change "-o" on hector by Macavenger
*** hector has left #BB7
Well, I guess now that I've insulted our resident bot, I'll have to be bartender again... once we get the roof fixed.
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/me reincarnates, gets some tobasco sauce, and pours it in Mac's drink.0
/me puts on hardhat
Mac screams in pain, and GR shoots Pepsi in his mouth.
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