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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
< lots and lots of griping>

K, sorry. I'll drop it.

PS: You can't say anthing until you rejoin the bar. I kicked you out, remember?

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Originally posted by commanding general guy:
I'm back who wants to go kill the feds oh i need a ship

Huh? Who are you? Since when did you leave?

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Coreył (Cubed)
WILL POST FOR FOOD
Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

(This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 09-08-2001).)

No. You didn't use hector!!!

Yeah, who the heck are you? (Your friendship/execution with/by Arookee will be determined by your answer)

Lyra goes to her laptop, re-initiates the Bar's simple and un-sophisticated codes (set up by Rak), and programs "+b on coreycubed."

(quote)Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
**No. You didn't use hector!!!:rolleyes: Silly Lyra. Mac gave me ops!

Hey, that could be a popular cereal slogan...

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Coreył (Cubed)
WILL POST FOR FOOD
Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!
**

You still have to use Hector.

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
You still have to use Hector.

Why? Mac never does.

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!

OK, let me explain this. I, hector, ShadowKat, and coreycubed currently have ops. Anyone with ops can kick people, ban people, etc. Lyra, I want you to know that you are quite guilty of all the nitpicking and stuff that you accuse General Rak and others, and it is extremely annoying, made even more so by your hypocritical denunciation of other people for doing it in much less severe fashion. If you don't knock it off, I'm going to ask you to leave BB7 for real (not the little banning thing), and possibly consider booting you from BFS III. Please wake up, and watch what you post. Slow down, think more carefully about it. I've learned to do that at times myself. No one is perfect, but you think you have a reply for absolutely everything, major, minor, or inconsequential, that targets you in the slightest. This doesn't look too good for BFS III, unless I see some turnaround here.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Well said,Mac.
Still,what's this /msg thing?

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"Morals,children,morals.
Get some."-Me

Thanks for the backup, Mac. I was beginning to slide a little...

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Well said,Mac.
Still,what's this /msg thing?
**

Another IRC command, to send a message to a specific user (ShadowKat, in this case)

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

And if someone kicks you off, I think you come back using the /join command. For example, if Lyra wants to come back on , she would put "/join Lyra Engel".

Lyra, "Golden Compass Software"? :rolleyes:...

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!

Humm These roman numerals are giving me neuroses.
I move that when the BB7 reaches 200 posts,we start afresh with a totally new bar.
Comments/suggestions/stuff?

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"Morals,children,morals.
Get some."-Me

Come on! Roman numerals are great, who wouldn't want to be just like the super bowl! Oh wait...

Well said on the Lyra thing Mac, I was begining to wonder if when BFS starts, it will be possible to stand a chance against her insurmountable arguments that I imagine would occur in every battle post.

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Apply When Wet

/me flies his bar(modified Argosy) onto an asteroid. He invites people into it. he get's bored. He blows it up. He laughs. He smiles. He laughs evily. He grins evily. He blows up someone elses bar. He goes on a rampage blowing stuff up.

-Kevin

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Check out (url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url) or (url="http://"http://www.campbell2.f2s.com/phpBB/")The Daedalus developers forums(/url).
Feel free to contact me on AIM or ICQ.
(url="http://"http://www1.minn.net/~fpeters/scripts/happy.html")don't click here(/url)

Shade sees that someone has just flown a ship,modified into a bar,into a large asteroid.
Then a modified Argosy flies out of the bar,and flies off into the distance,where it lives a long and happy life blowing up Windoze geeks,eventually dying in it's sleep,at a great age,surrounded by greiving grandchilden.
Shade thinks, What the Hek was that? ,then goes back to start some drinking games with Mac.

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"Morals,children,morals.
Get some."-Me

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
**
Thre will be trouble in your lovelife when your girlfriend hurls a javlen through your chest.

there is travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus.

The only possible remedy for this is lying face-first in the mud for a month. If it works, then, well, congrats to ME , 5 years in the lab wasn't a waste, if it doesn't then, well, congrats to me anyway, I gave everybody a good laugh by gettin' corey in the mud for a month.**

Hey you stole that form "Weird" Al's song "Horoscopes"1 Anyway it's "The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud."

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Who likes Rawzer?
I like Rawzer!
Wait no I don't!

Rawzer enters the bar for the first time in years. It's been way too crowded lately. He manages to find a spot on the bar and orders a jynnan tonnyx. Razwer then wonders why Mr. Moose changed his mind about liking Rawzer. As Rawzer points a Kill-o-Zap ray to Mr. Moose's head, he asks, "So why don't you like me?"
Mr. Moose replies, "Well frankly..."
"Yes?"
"...you're a jerk."
"Oh. Sorry. I'll try to be nicer, I suppose." Rawzer then shoots off Mr. Moose's ear, rather than his head.
"Thank you."
"No problem, here's a Band-Aid."
Then Rawzer gets drunk...

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 09-09-2001).)

Is it just me or has the layout of this page gone all weird?

I think Lyra did it.

Shade, if you were asking why we start a new bar every 200 posts, the answer is that there is a rule saying that any topic that receives over 200 replies should be locked. I have no idea where this is written, but the mods certainly don't mind when we go on even longer EVula, can you confirm this?

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!

COREY-
Yeah. it HAS gone weird, but must I always be blamed? Any way, I intend to do something about the name sometime soon, I just haven't figured out what to re-name the company.

ZEN-
Are yoiu kidding? I wouldn't let BB "fizz over" (shade) into BFS!!!

SHADE-
I thought we were friends again. Oh well...
Lyra throws ShadowKat over the Brooklyn Bridge.

MOOSE-
True, True, True. I DID take that from "That's Your Horoscope for Today". I was hoping there wasn't any other Weird-Al fans in here, but I was wrong... WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

MAC-
OK, apparently, you want to go formal on this issue. Two can play at that game...

MEMORANDUM
To: Eric Burglund
From: Lyra
RE: BFS Banning, Among Other Things.

Dear Mac,
It has come to my attention that you have stated that I have been disrupting BB. I will attempt to be completely frank with you on this issue.
It appears to be that your complaint refers to the fact that I have been answering every question that someone asks me. As was stated before, I will try to be completely frank- Rak is innocent too, you know. Everything I do, he has to have an immediate and destructive counter attack for it. It gets quite annoying. However, I realize that I am a contributor to this mess. Note the word “A” not “THE.” If you would notify THE other contributor(/s), that would be appropriate.

However, I realize that you have said that I am the only one who replies to everything. This is correct. However, Rak is the only one who comes up with a weird new weapon every time I try and sit down. Again, I am not solely responsible for all the events.

Still, I understand the problem at hand. I will try to fix it ASAP. If, after the 18th of September, please feel free to ban me, Lyra Engel, from any current EV web-board activities. This means BFS III and BB VII. I hope that these drastic measures will not be required to take place, but sometimes, the occasion calls for such restrictions. However, in the meantime, I will take a leave of absence from BB for 2 (two) days, until the 11th of September. I hope this, in itself, will solve the problem.

In conclusion, I hope that these difficulties regarding the attitudes and/or actions of General Rak and myself can be resolved As Soon As Possible, and I hope that when we meet again on Tuesday, it will be on different circumstances.

--------------------------------------------------------Your FORMER Friend,
----------------------------------------------------------------------Lyra Engel

Corey was drinking a Cream Soda while Lyra was posting. After he reads the post, he does a massive spit take all over Arookee. PFFFFFTT!!! "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" he cries. "Oh Lyra, you are such a riot!!! Ahaahaahaahaha!!!"

Lyra says, "What's so funny?!?"

Corey wipes the tears from his eyes and says, "Ah, never mind, the humor is over your head anyway..."

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Coreył (Cubed)
I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!

Yes, this particular thread has gone screwy. I vote that we launch an investigation into who did such a thing, call the FBI if necessary, and then have the perpetrator shot. Alternatively, we could just start a new bar a bit early. Let's vote. /me votes for new bar.

Lyra, for when you get back - I frankly don't mind Rak trying to have some destructive reply to every one of your defenses. Rak at least has the grace to admit it when he's been had, reincarnates himself and goes on with things. Even though dying counts for basically nothing here though, you are always giving some excuse for why nothing anyone has ever done to you will work. I can only recall one time that you've been dead, and that was a suicide after dodging some attack of mine. Any time anyone tries to attack you in any way, you claim to have some way of dodging it, often shoving it back down the other person's throat. If Rak goes out after anyone else, he doesn't have to construct weird new explosive stuff because we're willing to admit to being dead. He has to with you, because nothing he or anyone else ever aims at you works. It's the fact that you seem to think you have some special counter for absolutely anything that annoys the hell out of the rest of us. You're the only one here that does that. Rak's inventing new superweapons to circumvent that is quite reasonable by comparison.

I think that's more than enough reasoning... if you don't understand now, you probably never will, so I give up. Just try not to be so stubborn, especially when it really doesn't matter how many times you've died.

/me goes for a PGGB to mush his head up a bit after his massive reasoning.

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
Zap-o-Kill

Wrong order, it's Kill-O-Zap.

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
... you're a jerk...

...Rawzer. A complete kneebiter.

Macavenger climbs back into his silver spaceship and flies away, off to meet a pro-wrestler who goes by Raw-Zera.

(For those who don't get it, it's another HHGTTG in-joke. )

Meanwhile, back at the bar....

Oh, and Lyra, one more correction for the Weird Al clip - It's, "Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancee hurls a javelin through your chest."

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com