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    • Boozerama Bar VII


      Okay... BB6 has reached 201 posts. Continue here 🙂

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

    • Luke shakes his head at Mac, who posted in BB6 after BB7 was made.

      "Where's my two PGGBs?" Luke asks impatiently.

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      Originally posted by Luke:
      **Luke shakes his head at Mac, who posted in BB6 after BB7 was made.
      **

      He probably just likes his topic better 😉

      Rak enters BB7, and orders a shot of scotch.

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

    • Or maybe BB7 wasn't posted when I went into BB6. 😉

      hector hands Luke 2 PGGBs, and GR his scotch.

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

    • (quote)Originally posted by Macavenger:
      **Or maybe BB7 wasn't posted when I went into BB6.;)

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      (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")Luke's Website(/url)
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    • General Rak drains his scotch, and asks for a random white wine.

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

    • Mr. Moose have been rotting in the corners of the bars for a few weeks gets up and brushes the maggots and mold off him and orders a Rigelian Whiskey.

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      Who likes Rawzer?
      I like Rawzer!
      Wait no I don't!

    • OK, I have no idea what's happened to me, so, let's just say I died. I probably did anyway. Insano sees Mac pour pepsi on skyblade and then decides to pour sprite on Mac. Wait, you like sprite don't you?

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      Go to the Escape Velocity Empire. (url="http://"http://evempire.netfirms.com")http://evempire.netfirms.com(/url) Post all your stuff and enjoy everyone else's.

    • I'm really sorry, Mac. I should've responded a long time ago... One sec so I can get my moves in order - I'm using the Chess program on Windows ME to keep track of the game.(what garbage that program is...)

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • Finally... 7.f6

      Alas, due to lack of funding and a poor posture problem, my Big-O-Joke™ is canceled...

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • The bar shudders as a heavily modified Corvette lands on the roof.
      A hole is blasted through the ceiling,and Shaade climbs in with ShadowKat on his head.
      He orders a keg of speights.

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      "Morals,children,morals.
      Get some."-Me

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      Originally posted by Insano:
      **OK, I have no idea what's happened to me, so, let's just say I died. I probably did anyway. Insano sees Mac pour pepsi on skyblade and then decides to pour sprite on Mac. Wait, you like sprite don't you?
      **

      Mac drinks all the Sprite as insano pours it, pauses to play 8.dxe5 (I'll bite, why not?), then clocks Insano over the head with the triple-weighted pawn he just captured. As Insano is unconcsious, Mac decides to pour some Pepsi down his throat while he's out. Meanwhile, hector continues to hand out drinks, as Insano melts from the inside out.

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

    • The Joke contest will close out in 15 posts... Get your jokes in now...

      Anyway, I STILL don't have enough people to start the Soda Games!

      Please immediatly tell me what your soda wil be, so you canstart shooting things!

      DUCK RACES:
      Roll 2-
      Froedrick- 1
      Chuck- 6
      Cheese- 1
      Samuel- 1

      OK, seriously, I don’t know how this could’ve happened, but it did.

      BRICK TIME!
      I got a 4, so the brick hit Samuel. Samuel is knocked back 3 spaces.

      VOLCANO TIME!!!
      Regrettably, no Volcano time today

      TOTALS-
      Froedrick- 5ft.
      Chuck- 9ft.
      Cheese- 1ft.
      Samuel- 3ft.

      NOTE- From now on, if we get a volcano, after I found out who gets hit, I’ll roll to see how far, but THEN I’ll roll YET AGAIN to see if it’s forwards or backwards. 1-3 is backwards, 4-6 is forwards. So, getting hit by a volcano could be a GOOD thing.

      Posted Image In this drastic turn of events, Chuck now takes the lead while Samuel, the original leader, falls into third, and- OK, too much C-SPAN, I’ll stop. 😉

    • Corey shouts, "Hey, Mac! 8.fxe5! Is that the right way to say it? Anyways, I was thinking about writing a Duck Race game for :eek: PC! But I only have VB 3.0!! Pathetic, huh? Who wants me to do it?"

      "Hey, Lyra! Is my duck racing? I haven't been keeping track! And as for Soda Battles, my weapon of choice is A&W;'s Cream Soda. Remember that now!"

      "Hey, Insano! Do you realize that the BB series has over 1,200 posts? Probably somewhere around 1500! Does anyone know if there are any other recurring topics that are as popular? I'm sure there are, but I can't be bothered to think about it right now."

      "Hey, RC! Did you know they named a cola brand after you???"

      "Hey, Nabooru! Long time no see, old gal!"

      "BRUTEROOT?!? I thought I left you behind in Johto..."

      As you can tell, Corey has been drinking a little too much Cream Soda.

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • Rak turns on the bar TV and tunes it to CSPAN

      ...As we can see in this live view of the floor, Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions is vehemently arguing against the closing of army bases. Let's listen in.

      "As you can see clearly illustrated in this 'ere chart," he drones in a southern drawl, "the loss of business and jobs in this area will further bring down the economy. We can't hurt our..."

      Rak (drunk) switches channels aimlessly until he passes out. Alcaholics Anonymous TV is finally left on.

      Now that is real CSPAN 😉

      (Actually, that is CSPAN-2)

      Rak later gets up and orders a bottle of Saratoga Mineral Water, non-sparkling.

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      Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
      MOSS of the Crimson Guard, a (url="http://"http://www.planetarion.com")Planetarion(/url) alliance.
      Winning isn't everything thing, it's the only thing.
      Go have a good laugh with (url="http://"http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com")Bushisms(/url).

      (This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 09-04-2001).)

    • Actually, it's a proven fact that watching or listening to any C-SPAN related channel for long periods of time can permanently freeze your brain into "dumb boring announcer" mode. To counteract this nasty effect, take a break every 45-60 minutes and go to (url="http://"http://www.vgmusic.com/")VGMusic(/url) and rot your brain with classic game MIDIs. Does anyone know how to make 'em MP3s? I wanna burn a CD chock full o' Nintendo goodness.

      Note : I just made that up but it's probably true.

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • Mac looks at the board for a while, mutter , "Ah, what the hell," and plays 9.Nxe5!?

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      - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

    • A very strange man, wearing a mask and holding a large spoon in his one hand, enters the bar and demands that eveyone "forks over da dough." no one pays any attention, after 5 minutes the man gets angry and takes matters into his own hand and rummages through Insano's body and takes everything leaving only his underpants (who'd want them anyway?).
      The man leaves. Mr. Moose seeing this slams his keg of whiskey, and runs around screaming "my butt's on fire" until he falls over.

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      Who likes Rawzer?
      I like Rawzer!
      Wait no I don't!

    • Corey cries, "Take that, Mac!!!! HA! 9.Nxe5!!!"

      He then lures Lyra and Arookee with Cheez-Its™ towards a table marked, unbeknownst to the duo, "DAEMON FOR SALE CHEAP!" Lyra notices the sign, refuses to part with her beloved friend and hurls a jellyfish at Corey, only he ducks and it smacks Mac square in the face.

      "Ow," says Mac.

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!

    • Corey declares that Mr. Moose is by far the strangest person he has ever met. "Stick to SpamBurgers™," he advises Moose, "and don't take any wooden credits. At least you've got your antlers..."

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      Coreył (Cubed)
      WILL POST FOR FOOD
      Are you a fan of HHGG? Play the original text adventure (url="http://"http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html")here(/url)!