RC, I trapped you in a rock. Remember, I drank the Spica surprise, so I have superpowers too. I also use them to take my weapons back.
Since someone finally killed me, I go to my body shop and get myself the android body I've already wanted.

So, I see we have 2 bars now, since Luke built another one and no one destroyed mine. Having ownership of the first bar, I post some rules.

1. All superpowers are hearby banned. All who currently have them no longer do. No new ones can be gained. RC gets to come out of his rock, and become a pool of blood. Luke can recieve advice and council from Buddha, but Buddha may not aid him in ways like giving him new bodies.
2. When you are killed, you becoming a pool of blood, and must ooze to a body shop to get a new body before you can do anything. There are no rules against more people than me owning body shops, therefore I say "a" body shop.
3. No thugs while you are at the bar, you must do your own fighting. However, you can have a ship, and vaporize things in that.
4. There must always be at least one body shop available for people to reincarnate themselves. If the only one is destroyed, someone must open a new one.
5. No bars that can fly or otherwise leave the planet.

Since he has no hard feelings toward Luke at this time, and Luke has alraedy lost his bet that his bar will not live through two hours, Macavenger chooses not to blow it up at this time.

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**RC, I trapped you in a rock. Remember, I drank the Spica surprise, so I have superpowers too. I also use them to take my weapons back.
Since someone finally killed me, I go to my body shop and get myself the android body I've already wanted.

So, I see we have 2 bars now, since Luke built another one and no one destroyed mine. Having ownership of the first bar, I post some rules.

1. All superpowers are hearby banned. All who currently have them no longer do. No new ones can be gained. RC gets to come out of his rock, and become a pool of blood. Luke can recieve advice and council from Buddha, but Buddha may not aid him in ways like giving him new bodies.
2. When you are killed, you becoming a pool of blood, and must ooze to a body shop to get a new body before you can do anything. There are no rules against more people than me owning body shops, therefore I say "a" body shop.
3. No thugs while you are at the bar, you must do your own fighting. However, you can have a ship, and vaporize things in that.
4. There must always be at least one body shop available for people to reincarnate themselves. If the only one is destroyed, someone must open a new one.
5. No bars that can fly or otherwise leave the planet.

Since he has no hard feelings toward Luke at this time, and Luke has alraedy lost his bet that his bar will not live through two hours, Macavenger chooses not to blow it up at this time.
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OK, but none of those rules apply outside your bar or shop, or any other structures you create. Therefore, if you destroy me in your bar, I can just seep out and Buddha can give me a body in my bar.

Luke builds his own body shop, a restaurant, a church, and a supermarket.

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RC asks Luke to sell him a body mabe of tritanium. RC goes to macavengers bar and places 50 C4 charges around the bar and implodes it. Then RC goes of to imploding macavengers body shop. RC then builds his own bar 50 miles away from the others and put a sign on it NO trespassing.

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Macavenger seeps into Luke's body shop and gets his body back. He then flies over to RC's bar in the R.S.S. Annihilator and vaporizes it with his Heavy Fusion Turrets. He then rebuilds his bar and body shop across the street from Luke's. He also adds a church of his own, for people who may not be Buddhists.

Can we have no superpowers apply everywhere? I think they make it a lot less fun.

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Since RC is still alive, Insano helps him build his bar back. Insano then steals Macavenger's R.S.S. Annihilator, and navigates it over to RC's bar. RC then walks out and gets in.

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**Can we have no superpowers apply everywhere? I think they make it a lot less fun.
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Ask Mr.Moose, he started Boozerama 2.

Luke builds a movie theater too and invites people to come see Jurrasic Park III for only ten credits apiece.

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Since RC is still alive, Insano helps him build his bar back. Insano then steals Macavenger's R.S.S. Annihilator, and navigates it over to RC's bar. RC then walks out and gets in.

Yeah, right. As Insano enters the ship attempting to steal it, he is hit by 30 beams from handheld Fusion Blasters, wielded by loyal crew members. Insano is completely vaporized so quickly that he is not even thrown backward by the energy blasts.

Remember, Insano, no one post battles, I get a chance to defend myself, and I have 526 other crew members who like me on my ship.

Macavenger builds a rival theatre to Luke's with multiple screens, stadium seating, and screenings of all 4 Episodes of Star Wars and all 9 Star Trek movies, plus several other sci-fi classics, for only 8 credits a show. Luke's theatre quickly loses all it's customers, except a couple of die-hard Jurassic Park fans.

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But, Insano can't be killed because he is a ghost. So, he did steal the ship and give it to RC.

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But, Insano can't be killed because he is a ghost. So, he did steal the ship and give it to RC.

Ooh, no cigar there either. See my rules I posted earlier, which include "no superpowers," which a ghost would need to be able to do anything. Even if these rules only apply on my property, my ship is my property. As such, if you enter my ship as a ghost, your powers go away and your ability to exist as a ghost does too. So, your ghost dies when you enter my ship. Looks like it's time for Insano to make a new character.

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But I was a ghost before you made those rules! Oh, well, I'll get a new character. Insano goes to the body shop and gets an alien body. Because of this, he can pilot his new Alien Cruiser with ease. It's very difficult for non-aliens to pilot his ship. He then walks into Macavenger's bar, makes everyone faint from fear, and leaves satisfied.

On another note, why won't ambrosia let me register? I want to be able to post topics!

entering, saying: "isn't pirating going harder and harder? Times are hard for us pirates.", buying drinks for everybody and going out.

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A mysterious hooded figure materilizes in front of RC. RC's eyes open wide with suprise and fear. The hooded figure flashes a faint smile, draws a hand held phase beam, and pulls the trigger.

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On another note, why won't ambrosia let me register? I want to be able to post topics!

Registration is temporarily down right now, because of some administrative issues andrew has to take care of or something. We've been promised it will return soon. Should be any time now, because it's been gone for about a month. Keep checking every few days.

BTW, Insano, if you think you're going to kill my oft-hated Rebel Cruiser with your Alien Cruiser, you may be in for a surprise...

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Insano upgrades his Alien Cruiser so that it can hold 5 more alien fighters. Now, it holds 10 alien fighters. MMMUUUAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA

Luke hires Big Ed's Demolition Co. to flatten Macavenger's theater. Then he reduces costs to 3 credits a ticket and puts up thirty-eight more movies on twelve screens each.

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Rawzer deduces that Macavenger is an evil, evil man.

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Insano starts an alliance called, the alliance. The alliance is for people that want to join up to fight Macavenger.

RZ, you're back! Good, I still haven't gotten you back for calling me Macky and trying to shoot heads off of me back on page one...
<evil grin>
My përs has the grudge flag on.

Macavenger takes off in the R.S.S. Annihilator. Flying over to Luke's establishment, he levels Luke's theatre and church, the theeatr for revenge, and the church in hopes that Luke won't be able to help Luke if he doesn't have a church. Buddha has seriously annoyed Macavenger by helping Luke too much. He then cloaks flies off to find Insano and his Alien Cruiser. Once finding it, he decloaks in it's aft and fires. Insano had apparently failed to realize when he so blatantly chalenged Macavenger that the R.S.S. Annihilator actually seriously outguns an Alien Cruiser, possessing as it does three turret mounted Heavy Fusion Beams. Firing continuously, these completely destroy Insano's ship in less than 8 seconds*. Insano's fighters, seeing how easily the Cruiser was destroyed, mostly run, but two return and and are destroyed by the R.S.S. Annihilator and it's 12 fighters, which also outgun Alien Fighters, having 2 Fusion Beams each**.

Macavenger then flies back, rebuilds his own theatre, lowering prices to 2.5 credits per show, and adding a new batch of some special films as well. He then goes out to Big Ed's Destruction Co. and puts them on retainer to blow up any establishment that he doesn't like, and never to attack him again. Then, going back to the good old days of bars, he goes back into his bar and declares all drinks in his bar to be on the house for the rest of the day. Making use of this fact, he is soon very drunk in his private corner booth.

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*Time estimated from actual in-game experiments with destroying Confed Cruisers with 3 HF beams.
**Again, most of these upgrades detailed in the Battle for Sol thread, though not completely, Some stuff hasn't been released there yet.

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Alien Cruisers are tougher than 'Fed Cruisers

Luke walks into Macavenger's bar, takes all his drinks, and puts them in his own bar. Then he builds a new church (or whatever a Buddhist church is) and a new theater, adding twelve more movies than Macavenger's, and lowering prices to 1.5 credits a ticket. Then he bribes Big Ed & Co. to demolish the R.S.S. Annihilator while Macavenger is unconsciuos in his bar. Of course, Macavenger has safeguarded the Annihilator, so all they manage to do is burn off all it's paint so it is ow an ugly gray and also radioactive.
Then Buddha revives Insano and Luke joins his alliance for the heck of it.

P.S. Buddha has personally seen to it that Macavenger is reincarnated as a fly.

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***Time estimated from actual in-game experiments with destroying Confed Cruisers with 3 HF beams.
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Alien Cruisers are tougher than 'Fed Cruisers

Luke walks into Macavenger's bar, takes all his drinks, and puts them in his own bar. Then he builds a new church (or whatever a Buddhist church is) and a new theater, adding twelve more movies than Macavenger's, and lowering prices to 1.5 credits a ticket. Then he bribes Big Ed & Co. to demolish the R.S.S. Annihilator while Macavenger is unconsciuos in his bar. Of course, Macavenger has safeguarded the Annihilator, so all they manage to do is burn off all it's paint so it is ow an ugly gray and also radioactive.
Then Buddha revives Insano and Luke joins his alliance for the heck of it.

P.S. Buddha has personally seen to it that Macavenger is reincarnated as a fly.
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I know Alien Cruisers are tougher than 'Fed Cruisers. It only takes me about 4 seconds to kill a 'Fed Cruiser.

Macavenger's barkeep brings out some more stuff from the back room, and amends the on the house rule to add that drinks aquired this way must also be consumed in the house. Violaters subject to immediate vaporization.

Big Ed & Co.'s destruction of the R.S.S. Anihilator failed deliberately, because Macavenger paid him far better than Luke, who is poor. In retaliation, he destroys Luke's new theatre, free of charge, placing the explosives such that the ground is no longer suitable for building on after the explosion.

Finally, Buddha has no power over me, because a) I'm in my bar, and no superpowers are allowed there; and I don't believe in or like Buddha, so he has no power over me.

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- Jeff Foxworthy