But whenever the Pepsi Insano gets near Skyblade, he simply shows him a can of Dr. Pepper, and Insano runs out of the bar screaming.

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Wrong, only highly carbonated regular coca-cola will do that to me.

Oh well then, thanks for telling me! Why people ask to get killed is beyong me...

"Hey Mac, tell the next fleet importing soft drinks to add an extra shot of carbonated mixture into the Coca Cola. And tell them to bring some high-powered squirt guns for all the commandos."

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OOOOOOOOOOO, this is gonna hurt.

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**OOOOOOOOOOO, this is gonna hurt.

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You betcha.

"If you don't happen to know, the Confederation is the primary manufacturer of Pepsi. Now, if you know a little bit of Me and Mac's background, we have a record for being loyal Rebels and Confederation traitors. And since you are made out of Pepsi, well..."

"Get the Coca Cola firehose and grab the 12oz Coca Cola can shooter, Mac!"

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Using a pressurized w00tableAirBazooka™, Macavenger begins shooting Coke cans at insano at high speed, and tosses Skyblade the Firehose, attached to the Coke tap. He yells to one of his assitants to make the next fleet have 10 Bulk Freighters: 6 for Dr. Pepper, 3 for Coke Products to hammer Insano with, and another full of supplies to shoot the stuff at Insano. On second thought, he orders 2 more Bulk Freighters, one of Cherry Coke, and one of Sprite, ti of his own favorites.

Also, MA hadn't quite realized the Pepsi was made by the Confederation, so he takes a break from blasting Coke cans at Insano for just long enough to bomb the old Pepsi/Dr. Pepper machine, and has it replaced with a Coke machine modified to siphon Dr. Pepper and the other drinks up from the underground tanks. While this si happening, he resumes firing at Insano, while Capt. Skyblade is spraying him with the hose. Insano is now a mixed up pool of multi-drink. He is then bombed for having an association with the Confederation, by being made partly of Pepsi.

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Finally, Insano stops moving for a few minutes. He suddently releases such a loud burp that it could be heard in systems three full jumps away. Mac and Skyblade, annoyed at the sudden burst of noise, continue their rampage. Skyblade gets so close to Insano with the high-pressured coke fire hose that Insano is sprayed out of the bar.

"Alright Insano, you should regret your sins." Before Skyblade walks back into the bar, he turns again. "Oh, and Insano, here's a mop. You're responsible for all this soft drink liquid lying around here anyway, so Mac said to get busy."

Man Insano, are you still allive?

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oh, he's alive all right. He has to be. We're not done torturing him yet. Maybe after the next batch of Bulk Freighters comes in with my supplies, we can be. But right now, we're running low on everything except Dr. Pepper, of which we have at least a week's worth, even at the rate you drink it.

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We're not done turturing him yet? Wow...You'd think we were a bunch of misbehaved pirates or something.

As for Insano's next method of torture, he is forced to spend the next two weeks mopping up all the Coke, Pepsi, and Dr. Pepper off the floors. But Skyblade is merciful, and decides to let Insano eat a few let over bread crumbs every other day.

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You don't realize that Insano is a mix of drinks. He can't mop up because if he did that he'd have to mop up himself.

"Oh well, guess we'll have to re-carbonate Insano again, Mac. We've got more Coca Cola Can Shooters, so now we can issue them to the entire commando team."

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OK, get to work recarbonating!

The commando teams plaster Insano with Coca Cola cans, all of which explode on contact with nasty roach juice. Insano becomes so totally engulfed with smashed cans that he is completely out of sight.

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No, he just gets a body made of coke cans. Skyblade, as we seem to be posting constantly, go onto AIM. My name is Alec Trevelworm.

Macavenger pulls out a hammer and begins to beat on the smashed Coke cans, as they are now Insano. Outside, the next shipment enters orbit and prepares to land.

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grunadulater walks into the bar smells the drinks and orders one of each.instead of mixing them up he decidesto be original and to slurp one through a straw through each nostral

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I bet there darn tasty to.

Insano can be heard begging for mercy underneath the hammered coke cans...

"I...I...repent."

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The freighters touch down with the new drinks and equipment. Macavenger puts on a backpack mounted sprayer/airgun combo. "We get to beat on him more anyway, right? It'd be a shame for all this equipment to go to waste."

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"True," Skyblade replies in an agreeing manner. Minutes later, Skyblade and Mac are chasing Pepsi man all around the bar, spraying him with the new and improved combo guns.

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