No, Macavenger don't start that. No one owns any bar. No one can be blown up. One, singular bar, everyone's in it.
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Um, blowing up bars is a long standing tradtion. I'll go for the lack of ownership, but blowing up the bar stands. So, get to work reincarnating yourself.
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Oh, Ok, yes, blowing up bars is acceptable, but no bar ownership. Fine.
Luke puts himself in a vial of Re-grow Goo, designed by the eco-engineers of Hera. I should be fully regrown by tomorrow. (Oh, by the way, the vial is made out of tritanium, and has a lock so you can't do anything to it.)
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Bets?
Macavenger finds a small tritanium vial on the ground. After shaking it thoroughly trying to get the lock to open, he gives up and decides that it might be valuable as Tritanium and also a good mystery. So, he puts it up for auction at the closest auction house. Opening bids 50,000. Luke's vial is bid up to 76,540 credits, then the auction is suspended to give others from other places(like this bar) a chance to bid.------------------
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Rawzer declares a meeting:
"I motion that, since you can reincarnate yourself anyway, why not just make everyone invincible?"
RC:"I second that!"
RZ:"All for?"
Everyone but a little bug on the floor:"Aye!"
RZ:"All opposed?"
Little bug on the floor:"Nay."
RZ:"The motion passes. YOU DIE NOW, BUG!"
<stomp>
LBOTF:"Ha, ha!"
RZ:"Oh. Right. The invincible thing. Crap."In celebration of the successful meeting, Rawzer buys everyone a round of once deadly Turinian Liquor.
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I say no super powers allowed. This includes invinciblity.
Insano was at the local galactic hospital so he was not killed. Insano, with his current connections with the aliens and rebellion, attaches a cloning device to his ship. He then clones the R.S.S. Annihilator. He dubs the new ship the R.S.S. Annihilator Deuce. Insano then takes the deuce as his own ship and docks his rapier in the fighter base.
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**I say no super powers allowed. This includes invinciblity.Insano, with his current connections with the aliens and rebellion, attaches a cloning device to his ship. He then clones the R.S.S. Annihilator. He dubs the new ship the R.S.S. Annihilator Deuce. Insano then takes the deuce as his own ship and docks his rapier in the fighter base.**
That sounds a lot like a super power.
- It benefits you.
- It's physically impossible. C'mon, a CLONING device? The only cloning device for spaceships a crew of workdroids.
So stop being a hypocrite! Aye yi yi!
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I meant personal super powers. That's a piece of technology. Fine, you want me to do it differently?
Insano sends spies to examine all of the R.S.S.'s tech. They then get all the needed supplies. Starting with the Reb cruiser. Insano can get this because of his connections with the Rebels. He can also get any other weapons he needs from the rebels. He then parks his Rapier in the fighter bay of the R.S.S. Annihilator Deuce.
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Macavenger, being a personal and professional friend of President Navarone of the Rebellion, has much more influence than Insano could hope to have. So, a fleet of 10 Rebel Cruisers shows up by the 'R.S.S. Annihilator Duece' and opens a channel. "Insano, on orders from Admiral Macavenger signed by President Navarone, you are hearby fired. Give back the Rebel Cruiser and any other Rebel hardware on it, including the Cloaking Device on your Rapier. Failure to comply means we open fire and take the stuff back after you've been disabled."
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Insano leaves the R.S.S. Annihilator Deuce and runs far, far away in his cloaked rapier. When he far enough away he sends a hail, "I gave back the cruiser, now let me keep my job!"
I made this new website. The address is (url="http://"http://evempire.webjump.com")http://evempire.webjump.com(/url) Could someone please post a new topic about Insano's new wep page? Thanks. Tell me what you think. Please, don't criticize too much. I had to write all of this code myself. No web page tools. I think it's pretty good considering I've never taken a class.
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Nice site! I enloyed the stories!
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Hey, what's up with BB2? Macavenger came onto the board and din't post on here. What's the world coming to?Well, there didn't seem to be anything new relating to the bar since last time I was here. What do you mean by BB2?
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Who's online page? What the heck are you talking about? I just saw you post som'n on another thread since I had last been on, and you didn't post here. BB2 is Boozerama Bar 2. And, I gave back the cruiser and asked if I could keep the cloaking device and my job. Macavneger, did you look at my site? I'd really appreciat somebody sending me something.
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OK, never mind about the page. <sigh> I haven't had time to look at much of your site yet, I'll let you know, probably in the other thread, when I look at it some more.
Anyway, the Rebellion has decided you can keep the job, provided you don't go out and copy my Cruiser again. Come back to the bar and buy a round of drinks, we're all getting thirsty.
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Nice page, Insano. Can you put this in your links section? (url="http://"http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot")http://pub80.ezboard.com/blukesspot(/url)
Luke unlocks the vial from the inside. When he comes out, he's in an auction center. Luke goes back to the bar and buys a Jynnan Tonnyx.
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The auction people who were bidding on Luke are not pleased when the vial opens, and retract all their bids. Macavenger then sues Luke for 112,600 credits, the amount of the most recent bid.
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Should we add "No single post trials" to our rules?
OK, I auction the new one off and get 300,000 credits from it. But I still want that money, Luke.
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy