Actually, big and black, with balls with big tongues and arms done in gold leaf on the cover, along with the title and some trim.
Sadly, it's technically my dad's, I'm just reading it. :frown:
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Oh great we're getting into one of those subjects where I don't know any thing!
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Macavenger Throws a bucket of ice water, followed by another of iced Saliaan brandy over RC in an attempt to wake him up.
Can you understand that subject better? 
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Okay, okay! I woke up because my -ss iches.
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Macavenger wins the pool of bets on who could wake up RC, and, predictably, uses his winnings to get himself drunk. After getting himself drunk, he offers a couple of rouds to everyone to make things more interesting.
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RC shrivels up on the floor cursing!
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Macavenger, remembers that Rawzer called him "Macky" way back on page one, while shooting at what he thought were multiple heads. Never one to forget a grudge, Macavenger whips out his Blaster pistol and shoots Rawzer in the balls. RC tips Macavenger for doing this while he's still on the floor. Macavenger then goes to Insano's tree and points the gun at him. "You can give me the team and the money, or neither. it's a package deal. So, which is it?"
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Then RC trips MA!
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How do you do that when I'm standing outside talking to Insano?
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Obviously I crawl!
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Macavenger is thoroughly annoyed at RC. As he gets up, he kicks him in the face. Then he blows off two of RCs fingers with the blaster. "That's for tripping me." Then he turns back to Insano. "So?"
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MA don't you think that was a bit violent!
RC trips MA again!
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MA is ready for RC to trip him this time, and kicks him back, then says, "Go away unless you want to lose the whole hand next time."
MA can be a bit of a mean drunk... 
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Luke buys everyone more drinks until they're all unconscious, then he drags them all back to the bar, and pours alcohol on their wounds, remembering only too late that that's a very bad idea if you're trying to heal someone.
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Since everyone is in the bar now, and MA has been pissed by pretty much everyone lately, he sets a box down on the floor and leaves. As he walks away, predictably, the bar blows up.
MA builds a replacement bar, so when everyone figures out how to get reincarnated, he will own the bar. He has a drink from his new bar.
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