Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Oh geez, this looks like a new low for any board. I just cannot believe that this person can even put on his clothes in the morning, much less have an attention span advanced enough to use a computer.

      Enough for the blatant insults however, now to the nitty-gritty (for the dumb guy, that means the ttinty-tyrgi)

      Points I shall make now:
      1: Games are to be played, not to cheat (I've already explained this, but for the sake of the dumb guy I'll say it again, and again, and again)

      2: Perhaps you might want to think more than ZERO times before insulting someone who can ban you from any and all of these boards? Although I wouldn't expect you to have the common sense necessary to tie your shoes, much less that needed to conduct any sort of self-preservationist though.

      Here are my solutions to some of your many and varied problems:
      1: Finish kindergarten
      2: Get in an argument with someone who can beat your ass in real life, see what happens. This is what Scurvy can do to you on these boards, CRUSH YOU.
      3: Shoot yourself in the head, it's not like it's going to hit anything vital.

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      One cannot walk down an avenue, converse with a friend, enter a building, browse beneath the sandstone arches of old towns without meeting with an instrument of time.

      Time is visible in all places.

      Clock towers, wristwatches, church bells divide years into months, months into days, days into hours, hours into seconds, each increment of time marching after the other in perfect succession. And beyond any particular clock, a vast scaffold of time, stretching across the universe, lays down the law of time equally for all.

      In this world, a second is a second is a second.

      Time moves forward with unwavering regularity.

      Time is an infinite ruler.

      Time is absolute.

      (This message has been edited by forge (edited 04-13-2000).)

    • ok people, point taken. as i stated earlier, truce. i have now realized i have no grudge and i dont need codes. i am sorry for making the big red vain in your head pop out. now i ask politly about plug ins. i have put plug ins in the plugin file and they dont work. what else do i need to do to initiate the plug ins? i would appreciate your help. sorry about the spaztic insulting.

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      dont hurt the confed but board the dead

    • The plugins are working just fine; you just have to complete more missions before the plugin's missions/stuff activate.

      If you use capital letters and consult a dictionary before posting, you'll get more respect.

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      "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
      - Groucho Marx

    • Mista adminastrata??? Ban the guy flying the kestrel. Jk. There is a cheat kestrel, you open Ev then you hold down G on the keyboard. Then quit and do the same except with the letter U. Followed by L and another L, I, B, L, E. This gives you turrets for everything, neutron, those rebel ones, and allows you to buy alien ships. Tryit.

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      "How can i make it go faster"? -Me-

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      Andrew M wrote:
      **That one's so inaccurate. I took a real IQ test, 117's mine. AND I'm 11.
      **

      Again, in real IQ tests your age is part of your score. Its your (intelligence)/(average intelligence)*(100).

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      tear it down

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      forge wrote:
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      2: Perhaps you might want to think more than ZERO times before insulting someone who can ban you from any and all of these boards?
      **

      snicker
      I'm amazed I'm still here 😃

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      tear it down

    • Heh. Mikee...you're still around because we need someone to constantly yell at.

      Mx big kestrel, I appreciate (as I'm sure others do) at your attempt at being civil. It would have been nice if you had started out like that in the first place, but hey, at least you're learning.

      As for your questions, there are many unofficial sites which answer your questions (such as how to get certain missions and such) and there are a few plugs (some on the ambrosia site itself) that will let you "cheat", even though the oldies don't condone doing such.

      My advice to you is to wait a day or so, by then, all the descriptions for the ulities and such for EV will be up, and you can read about how they can help you.

      CS

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      Reasons why the UE and Voinians hate each other...
      €Voinians prefer SPAM, while the UE likes SPAM light....
      €The heads of both governments were trying to figure out which wife was
      uglier...
      €Tomato, Tom'aaa'to, is there a difference? Aparantly so...
      €Two Voinians accused the UE of using IBM computers...
      €A UE Cruiser accidentally blew up a Voinian planet...
      €Two words: name calling

    • Some codes that I remembered while meditating to Bolo deaths:

      Hold down Q from the second you start EV untill you're in your ship.
      Whenever you need more money, hit apple-power.
      If you're running out of space, hit control-apple-power.

      And, my personal favorite; the first Warship you disable and board while in a shuttle will get you half a million or more.

      ~S~

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      Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

      Could I have an order of Discboard with that?

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      mx big kestrel wrote:
      **...i have put plug ins in the plugin file and they dont work. what else do i need to do to initiate the plug ins?...
      **

      Some basics of plug-in use:

      Plug-ins are usually uploaded/downloaded in compressed form, be sure that they have been decompressed.

      Put the plug-in file(s) only - not the plug-in folder - in the "EV Plug-Ins" folder inside the EV folder.

      Install only one plug-in at a time (leave the 'EV Tuner' file in the "EV Plug-Ins" folder)

      Start EV and create a new pilot file.

      Most important of all: RTFM!! Read any ReadMes or other documents included with the plug, so you know what to expect. Many plugs make changes in the game that do not show up until you have played for a while, or until you perform certain actions. Many plugs will not work correctly unless you create a new pilot, some require that a pilot has performed certain missions - the documents will tell you this.

      Try these; if your plugs still won't work, come back and ask again.

      Good luck.

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    • Tiss a sad day when the EV board degenerates back into the insults of the old board. There is no need for them. mx big kestrel, insulting people who offer their opinion only makes other people insult you, as you have learned, and fixed, just try not to be so demanding, say please and thank you, it goes a LONG way. Other people such as Adzara, Obormot, forge, and others, your comments do not help any and only make the situation worse. If you do not like what someone has to say, then ignore it, there are plenty of other posts you can read and reply to.

      As for the rest of you who do not fit in the categories above, I give you my thanks for interesting and useful reading.

      Chamrin

    • Yes, as I said on the EVO board, I shall now ignore any specific person who acts like an idiot. However, max big kestrel, I commend you on the start of your reformation. Carry on in the same way. If you'll only look after you spelling and grammar a bit more, you'll fully join the ranks of the intelligent people on this board. Now if only CHMD would do the same...

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      Analysis, Mr. Spock?

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