The Hacker's Head Pub

prophile

This is a bar where if you want to chat with other uplink hackers, raise your post count or just act like yourself in a pub, this is the place to do it.

Vast pulls the switch and 'Open' is projected into the wall outside. First drink free for first 4 customers.

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Vast__

Maniak

Yay! First customer!

Maniak walks in, then points out that this could end up being like the Boozerama Bar.

He says "If this doesn't turn out like that, I'm in.".

Maniak then orders some ginger ale.

Just to make sure something happens, Maniak whacks Agent_Vast on the head, then connects his head to the wanfried.com server, and deletes "bar_owner.dat".

Maniak then claims that he started the bar, and posts this on a sign.

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

spacecowboy

Under the guise of the infamous "netrunner", spacecowboy walks in and orders up a big cherry coke. Observes the goings-on between Agent_Vast and Maniak, but decides to ignore them as long has he gets his drink in a timely manner.

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Suddenly, the little scoutship disappeared and then reappeared right behind the alien warfleet. The gravitic ship's captain hailed the armada. "You are going to be destroyed, but I will give you a choice as to how you want to spend eternity: big pieces, little pieces, or quarks?"
Dead silence.
"Quarks it is, then."

mrxak

mrxak walks in, asks why anyone thinks we need a bar for the Uplink forum, then walks out.

It makes absolutely no sense to me, but if you guys really want to do this, then keep it to one topic. Consider this the one and only webstory/bar for this forum. All others will be dealt with very harshly. I'm not going to bother reading this at all, so if somebody has a problem, then email me. Otherwise don't expect anything from me but a limited tolerance for this kind of thing.

prophile

Infuriated, AV connects Maniak to a 50,000 GW power socket and laughs. Servs him right.

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Vast__

Maniak

HA!

Maniak gets out his electricity gun, and shoots out the electricity at Agent Vast, who unplugs Maniak so he won't be electricuted.

Maniak then rips out the electric sockets, and trashes all the weapons to make sure this doesn't get really violent.

I agree with mrxak, the Uplink forum doesn't need a bar.

Agent Vast, if you want to generally have a bunch of fun and random wrecking, take it (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002944.html")here(/url). Say you're Maniak's replacement.

Have fun in there. snicker

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

prophile

EV? exclaims AV

That game ----- ((TRANS: Isn't very good))

I've still got 3 free drinks to give out

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prophile

Agent_Vast sits at the Bar Terminal and hacks quickly into Maniak.com, downloads the 'Backup Files' file, unpacks it and files it in Hacker'sHead.com under folder 'Customer Data'
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Vast__

(This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 02-02-2004).)

prophile

He repeats this procedure for spacecowboy, but on realising that spacecowboy is infact an ex-federal agent, decides to keep quiet about what he's just done and quietly files it away. He then gives spacecowboy his free drink, and puts up the sign '2 drinks left!'

He then repeats again for mrxac, and files it in the 'Deadly person' catergory.
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Vast__

(This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 12-29-2003).)

n64mon

n64mon enters, claims his free drink, orderes a diet Pepsi, then promptly punches Agent Vast in the face for insulting EV. After he finishes his drink he sits down at a terminal, deleting his name off the list of people who recieved a free drink, then demands another free drink. After recieving his second drink, he punches Agent Vast again, this time for opening an Uplink bar, which is a dunb idea anyways. Then, he punches spacecowboy because coke stinks. He then goes outside and begins systematically punching everyone else in sight just for the heck of it, and is promptly draged away by police.

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"Did you try restarting your computer?"
"I unplug it every night to turn it off, if that's what you mean."
@!*&%# end users!

(This message has been edited by n64mon (edited 12-31-2003).)

n64mon

n64mon changes his identity to gamecubeguy, dons a pair of glasses and a mustache, sneaks backinto the bar, and changes is identity back because gamecubeguy is a stupid psudinym(sp?)

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"Did you try restarting your computer?"
"I unplug it every night to turn it off, if that's what you mean."
@!*&%# end users!

n64mon

n64mon starts begging everybody to post, because he's getting bored. To pass the time he sits at a terminal and idly begins ruining buisnesses that begin with the letter "A", skipping Apple Computers, of course.

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"Did you try restarting your computer?"
"I unplug it every night to turn it off, if that's what you mean."
@!*&%# end users!

STraven

STraven enter te bar, take a drink, then ask Agent_vast why he made a bar in a very low populated forum.

n64mon

because hackers can get claustrophobic(sp?) easily?

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"Did you try restarting your computer?"
"I unplug it every night to turn it off, if that's what you mean."
@!*&%# end users!

prophile

Agent_Vast answers 'I started a bar because even hackers want to get drunk sometimes' as if it was the most obvious answer ever. He points out to the psycho who punchde him that if he had cred to notice, Maniak's hair was still on end from being attached to a power socket. He also gives out free drinks as well.

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STraven

STraven nod and says that he won't have much time to spend in the bar, due to schoolwork. He finish his drink and then exit the establishment.

prophile

Quote

Originally posted by n64mon:
**idly begins ruining buisnesses that begin with the letter "A", skipping Apple Computers, of course.

**

Ambrosia Software, Amnesty International, American Airways etc...

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Vast__

Arion

The famous hacker Helian enters the bar.
Apparentally this bar starts with the same nonsense of shooting one another like all other bars I've seen before. I'll come back when it has about 10 pages (should that ever happen) and is a little more grown up.
With that, he exits again, not before writing down the IP of the Hacker's Head Pub Central Main Frame and the Hacker's Head Pub Public Access Server.
This should come in handy. Don't be to amazed when your server suddenly crashes and all of your drink recipes are gone.
He grins evilly and is gone.

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prophile

AV quickly changes IP adresses through the aptly named (url="http://"http://www.absoulute-pure-evil.com/hell_on_earth/microsoft")www.absoulute-pure-evil.com/hell_on_earth/microsoft(/url) site

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Vast__

(This message has been edited by Agent_Vast (edited 01-06-2004).)

prophile

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Vast__

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