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Okay, here we go. The players are:
Anon
darth_vader
1Eevee1
Eugene Chin
GutlessWonder
Mackilroy
nfreader
prophile
Two are pure dagnasty evil. One's something else. One's something else. Four are innocent. Voting ends in approximately 46 hours. Those with special roles should be contacting me before that time, if possible.
_"Greetings humans!" mrxak welcomes the UN security council. "I've called you all today for this wonderful emergency session to discuss something important. I know some of you are busy, and others of you don't care, but right now we have a serious issue."
mrxak winks at four of the people in the security council. Unfortunately, everybody's sitting in a nice set of four rows of two, and the direction of those winks is impossible to tell. He clears his throat as Anon looks bored.
"As I was saying, a very serious issue. Four of you probably don't care too much, but the other four, well, they probably know things. But you should all care! Because this is important!" mrxak puts down the balloon animal he just tied. darth_vader notices that it's a doggy and sits up straight. "You're all gonna die! It's inevitable! But some of you may die sooner than the rest! Because of nukes!"
1Eevee1 looks scared.
"Yes, that's right, nukes! Nukes everywhere! Falling from the sky!" mrxak continues. "You see, there are two terrorist cells operating on this planet, trying right now as we speak, or as I speak, as the case may be, to blow us all up! No more balloon animals!"
Eugene Chin jumps as mrxak pops his balloon doggy.
"Of course, that's why we're here. To save my perfectly legitimate balloon animals for war orphans business. We can't have any more balloon animals for war orphans if all the little kiddies are dead from nuclear holocaust, can we? Eh? Eh?" mrxak waits, until GutlessWonder finally laughs forcefully. "Thank you Mackilroy , or whatever your name is. Anyway. Two of you people are the leaders of those two terrorist cells. It's very scary yes. But if we work together, I'm sure we can figure it all out."
"What about the other two that you winked at?" nfreader asked, reading off of a piece of paper mrxak handed to him at the start of the meeting.
"Oh, those two," mrxak winks again, but of course nobody could tell where it was directed. "They have other... interests. But don't worry! They probably want to stop the terrorists just as much as the rest of you."
prophile looks at his watch, then catches mrxak's attention by waving the agenda sheet.
"Yes yes, it's time for the debate and the vote can begin now. I uh, have to go do some... balloon animal making... for orphans..." mrxak wanders out of the room, leaving the rest of the security council in great distress and confusion._