Ok so i've been reading all of these pages of stories you people like to write..especially about ares, but some about nothing..(the huge story in the trash talk board) So i thought i'd challenge you..see what your made of

So here's the plan {stan}
Ok i'm going to start a story and all of you and myself will keep it going..the person who has the final post wins. Although don't ask for a prize or anything..

OK here's the rules..
1--It has to be about ares or relating to ares in some way.
2--No using the words; And or Then
3--It has to make sense..no gibberish
4--The person with the last post wins
*any person who breaks the rules can't win

Ok so i'll start it out...
****The slug smiles as he eats his meal on his salrillian ship in the middle of space.

now somebody else continue it..let see how good you guys are..

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ramble on..
(i)--Jimmy Page(/i}

He decides that is would be a good idea to take over the Audemedon Axis, so he does. He has a good time hacking the computer core to do his bidding. He returns to his ship to enjoy a nice meal of leaves. Unfortunately, it seems somebody had salted them heavily...

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

Slime that used to be a Salrilian is found shortly afterwords. A commission to the Oracular Network feeds in data making it ban salt...

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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
Yes, I hate Cantharans. Does the trophy on the wall make it too obvious?

The story abruptly ends. Therefore, I win. Because I win, I wonder what I get for winning. And then, I use the words "and" and "then," and the story goes on...

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"I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long."
- Me

(This message has been edited by Mag Steelglass (edited 01-08-2001).)

With mag out of the running for useing the forbiden words, Captain Pharris seizes the lead with the last post. He continues the story.

With one of the major salrillians now heavily salted, the gaitori make their move, preparing to launch an attack deep into Salrillian space.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

Unfortunatly, they underestimate the sals and are clobbered by their experamental xlr t-space bolts. The Gaitori lose many ships before they figure out why, causing them to lose badly, seeing as the Sals call them poor losers as they make them surrender.

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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
Yes, I hate Cantharans. Does the trophy on the wall make it too obvious?

The gaitori are sent to a prison camp in the middle of the salrilian space where they are sentenced to do work for the salrillians for the rest of their lives.

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ramble on..
(i)--Jimmy Page(/i}

However, the Salrillian leader takes a fatal break. After entering a landing pad, though failing to read the words on the door correctly correctly, the leader is incinerated into ashes that are blown all over as a heavy destroyer leaves the slave camp. The Gaitori seize this opportunity to...

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

--oops, got Salrillians mixed up with Gaitori

(This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 01-07-2001).)

...attend the funeral, being too stupid to actually revolt. But then come the Cantharans, who sneak through the fence at night and attempt to teach the Gaitori to rebel.

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Subcommander g'Var "8 Lightnings" Krai'un
Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

Unfortunatly, the Salrilians had already taught the Gaitori to eat Cantharans.
"It was tasty," was all the Gaitori would say about it.

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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.

Unfortunately, when the Humans came, the Gaitori were ordered to put them in SimLabs. Unfortunately, they mistook them for Cantharans. "They were very tasty too!" they pointed out.

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Subcommander g'Var "8 Lightnings" Krai'un
Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

(This message has been edited by 8 Lightnings (edited 01-07-2001).)

The gaitori all die of indigestion. The Salrillians have a major brainstorm, entitled 'What to do when **** happens'.

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"Sergeant, you can't fire that in here! We're indoors!"
"Only until I pull the trigger, Captain!" -Terry Pratchett

The Gaitori, since they still need to be around because Ares hasn't started yet, respawn at an Alien Race Respawn Point. They have a nice meal of Bazidan before they all go to bed.

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Subcommander g'Var "8 Lightnings" Krai'un
Second in command of the Escort Starbeam.
"CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist

(This message has been edited by 8 Lightnings (edited 01-07-2001).)

Unfortunately 8 lightnings has broken one of the rules and has used the word "and" as well as the word "then" in one of his earliers posts, and now has no chance of winning...

here is the exerpt from one of his posts when the word and was mentioned...

...attend the funeral, being too stupid to actually revolt. But then come the Cantharans, who sneak through the fence at night and attempt to teach the Gaitori to rebel.

sorry

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ramble on..
(i)--Jimmy Page(/i}

Suddenly, the Boondan War erupts. As the Cantharans need to be there for it, they too respawn. The war will not be described, as nobody on the boards at the moment knows the specifics.

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William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation
"Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.

During the war, the Obish are obliterated. They respawn at the Alien Race Respawn point, proceeding to enter the war again. They are obliterated again. Respawning becomes tedious for the poor Obiards.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

When the gaitori finally figure out how to escape from prison because they are stupid..however, they do manage to figure out how to make a primative time bomb made out of tnt from the humans captured ares ship. They plant the bombs in all of the prison camps. They also plant the bombs at salrillian headquarters...

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ramble on..
(i)--Jimmy Page(/i}

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Originally posted by Jimmy Page 1:
**Unfortunately 8 lightnings has broken one of the rules and has used the word "and" as well as the word "then" in one of his earliers posts, and now has no chance of winning...
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gasp You used the "unmentionable" words also! I guess that means you're out!

The obiards finally survive long enough to wipe out most of the Gaitori camp.

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

sequentially proceeding to march off to Gaitor. They decide that it's probably not worth the effort to wipe them out completely, so they destroy all but three Gaitori. The Gaitori, still existing, do not respawn at the "race respawn point," since they still technically exist.

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-Pallas Athene of Dysian Beta, Obish Consensus Representative
-Nieru Dast, {M}ilitia Aeriane
-Danae Vernius
ThinkFish, and good things will come.

In a sudden evolutionary leap of intelligence, the last three Gaitori commit suicide, and respawn at the Race Respawn point.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito